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Season 1

  • S01E01 The Arrivalist

    • October 1, 2006
    • Showcase

    Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

  • S01E02 The Irish Are Fags

    • October 8, 2006
    • Showcase

    When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

  • S01E03 Malta

    • October 15, 2006
    • Showcase

    Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

  • S01E04 Blue Balls

    • October 22, 2006
    • Showcase

    As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

  • S01E05 Bar Code

    • October 29, 2006
    • Showcase

    Cake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.

  • S01E06 Shit Zone

    • November 5, 2006
    • Showcase

    When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

  • S01E07 Going to the Chapel

    • November 12, 2006
    • Showcase

    Wedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.

  • S01E08 Fire in the Hole

    • November 19, 2006
    • Showcase

    On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.

Season 2

  • S02E01 The Voucher

    • October 21, 2007
    • Showcase

    As compensation for burning down Café Primo, Cake (Christopher Bolton) takes on NHL goalie Harry Bontar as a rent-a-goalie in a deal brokered by Darryl Sittler.

  • S02E02 A Gazebo of One's Own

    • October 28, 2007
    • Showcase

    O'Malley (Oliver Becker) wages war on Cake (Christopher Bolton) after Bontar (James McGowan) burns down his beloved gazebo.

  • S02E03 Domi Daze

    • November 4, 2007
    • Showcase

    Cake (Christopher Bolton) goes toe-to-toe with Tie Domi when Short Bus (Jeremy Wright) gravely offends the former NHL star.

  • S02E04 Burlington

    • September 30, 2007
    • Showcase

    Cake (Christopher Bolton) and Doc (Matt Gordon) head to Burlington to rescue Billy (Stephen Amell) and then race back home to save Café Primo from the hands of the Esposito brothers.

  • S02E05 Everybody's a Fag

    • October 31, 2007
    • Showcase

    After unknowingly playing goal for the Gay League, Lance (Gabriel Hogan) is thrown into a crisis of self-examination.

  • S02E06 Nickname Lockout

    • October 31, 2007
    • Showcase

    When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.

  • S02E07 Rabies Almost

    • October 31, 2007
    • Showcase

    When Joey Almost (Joe Pingue), convinced he has rabies, locks himself in the card room, Cake (Christopher Bolton) must enlist in the help of Joey's wife (Michelle Nolden) and a certain hallowed sports trophy to draw him out.

  • S02E08 Gnarsty Snarch

    • October 31, 2007
    • Showcase

    Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.

  • S02E09 B-Boys

    • November 30, 2007
    • Showcase

    Lance (Gabriel Hogan) gets his first big DJ gig — only to be denied when it's revealed that Cake's (Christopher Bolton) old enemy is the promoter.

  • S02E10 Texas

    • Showcase

Season 3

  • S03E01 Upstairs

    • October 20, 2008
    • Showcase

    With the impending move of the Edmonton Oilers to Texas being blamed on him, Cake finds additional pressure being brought to bear by a secretive group dedicated to preserving the sport.

  • S03E02 The Cheesemaker's Oath

    • October 27, 2008
    • Showcase

    Cake puts Lance in change of a goat cheese making operation but things go sour very quickly

  • S03E03 Internetstopper

    • November 3, 2008
    • Showcase

    Cake tangles with an old nemesis who is bent on revenge and looks to use the internet as part of his plan.

  • S03E04 Eva Has a Dot Dot Dot

    • November 10, 2008
    • Showcase

    Cake helps O'Malley and his new girlfriend stage a wrestling benefit to benefit a mysterious illness no one has heard of before.

  • S03E05 Two Letters

    • November 17, 2008
    • Showcase

    An old nemesis of Johnny shows up at Cafe Primo and a family secret emerges that threatens the very existence of the cafe.

  • S03E06 He Man

    • November 24, 2008
    • Showcase

    Fearing he may be losing respect and control of the goalies to an adventure writer, Cake resolves to prove his manliness.

  • S03E07 Ham in a Pram

    • December 1, 2008
    • Showcase

    Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.

  • S03E08 Shite Storm

    • December 8, 2008
    • Showcase

    Fran and Cake wind up becoming intimate with each other one night but the aftermath threatens the very existence of Cafe Primo itself.