Pat & Carl (with a little help from Conrad and Dave) arrest the world’s noisiest car thief. Who’s on a push-bike. Seriously! Derek’s account of a stolen car being driven by a 15 year old lad who broke his leg (Derek’s leg not the boy's) Pat & Carl’s snowbound arrest with champers and roast. Oh and Pat trying not to slip over. Pete & Grant respond to an urgent call in Oxford to a burglary in progress that turns out to be workmen. If only plumbers came that quickly....... An uncredited appearance by Carl in a pre-TV32 motorway chase and arrest. Derek & Grant stop a lad in Slough who just can’t tear himself away from his phone – much to Grant’s annoyance. Pat & Carl arrive to take the driver away while Grant goes to see his dad (the lad’s dad that is….) Grant talks us through a chase in heavy rain towards London on the M4 and gives the viewer a chance to see what these guys can REALLY do in a car. Superb. Derek & Grant on the Slough Trading Estate chasing a car without lights, with quite possibly the world’s dimmest teenager at the wheel: “Am I in trouble? Why am I in trouble?” D’oh! Silly girl. Pete & Tony and the taxi fight. Just another Friday night in Slough eh lads? Nice.