Simon Belmont takes on werewolves and Dracula himself with a whip. After triggering a thermonuclear war with Canada while searching for cheat codes, the Robot Chicken Nerd is taken to a CIA black ops site and interrogated. "Gone With the Wind" is re-imagined as an action movie featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Cynthia Rothrock. A scientist shows footage of failed attempts to design a working jet pack. Annie Warbucks holds a Sweet Sixteen party.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Seth Green | Writer | ||
| Zeb Wells | Writer | ||
| Hugh Davidson | Writer | ||
| Matthew Senreich | Writer | ||
| Tom Root | Writer | ||
| Kevin Shinick | Writer | ||
| Douglas Goldstein | Writer | ||
| Mike Fasolo | Writer | ||
| Soleil Moon Frye | Guest Star | ||
| Adrianne Palicki | Guest Star | ||
| Victor Yerrid | Guest Star | ||
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | Guest Star | ||
| Chris McKay | Director |