Hawkland and Doveland go to war, and Roland is trying to end it with a sign says "Piece." Rattfink fights dirty and he bombed Roland. In the end, Doveland wins, and the president gives Roland a giant reward. In the end, the tax collector takes the money and gives it to Rattfink.
Roland is a flower child and he keeps giving flowers to Rattfink no matter how bad he tricks Roland.
Roland is about to leave to college, until he misses a train, so he ran all the way to college. Than he signs up to the race, where his opponent is Rattfink smoking a cigar. While Roland is running, Rattfink played tricks on him, but didn't work. Roland won the race.
A stagecoach owner is going out of business if the train (rode by Roland) makes it to the other side, so they hire Rattfink to stop the train, but doesn't work.
Roland is assigned to capture Rattfink in Yukon, but Rattfink have Roland hostage.
Roland is a good spy who is assigned to deliver a message, but Rattfink keeps stealing it. Who will get it, and most importantly, what's in the secret message?
Tired of always playing the villain, Rattfink demands to play the hero while Roland plays as his stand-in. So he asks his father (who's a producer of the studio) to make him a hero in his future movie. His dad makes him a hero, and makes Roland Rattfink's stunt double, all the stunts miss Roland and hits Rattfink instead. Fed up again, Rattfink demands that he and Roland acts in separate features. Rattfink gets a script where he is General Custard. Fed-up again, Rattfink chases his dad by throwing his Oscars at him.
Rattfink reads an article about a widow who has $5 million. He marries her in order to get the money. Unfortunately, she turns out to be a bossy, overbearing wife, and she has a spoiled child.
Rattfink finds out his rich, 100 year-old uncle "Rotten Rattfink" is still alive, and Rattfink visits him to make sure his name is on his will.
Roland is building a suspension bridge across the big river outside the city, so Rattfink's boss orders him to sabotage the construction. All of Rattfink's attempts at trying to sabotage the construction backfire, and make him end up in the river, and every time he reaches the bottom, Rattfink tells a passing fish to go away. Finally, during the bridge's opening ceremony, Roland cuts the ribbon, and Rattfink and his boss are allowed as the first passengers to go across the new bridge. The middle hasn't been completed, so Rattfink and his boss fall into the river, and at the bottom, use the windshield wipers to wipe away all the fish, that are clouding the windshield.
Roland is "Roland Hood" and steals money from the tax collector (Rattfink) to give to the poor. Rattfink has other ideas.
The King commands Roland to arrest the pirate "Rotten" Rattfink.
Rattfink tries to steal the world's famous diamond guarded by Roland, but his every attempt fail.
Rattfink helps the Indians defeat the fort guarded by Roland, but the Indians goof up. Roland managed to get rid of their leader, Rattfink and signed the peace treaty. The Indians invite Roland for peace pipe, and one of the Indians accidentally filled the pipe with gun powder.
In this spoof of Blake Edwards' "The Great Race," Roland and Rattfink compete against each other in a car race in 1901.
Rattfink wants to give revenge on Roland for getting him banned at the roller skate rink.
Rattfink tries to steal cattle guarded by Roland, but one of the herd, a bull, keeps ruining Rattfink's plan. Meanwhile, Roland's horse, who hates Roland's music, keeps destroying his equipment he plays.
