Confronted by the questions on the census, Sammy J and Randy compete over who can tick more boxes. Sammy J still hasn't won a case at work, and Randy is struggling to get over the demise of his marriage.
When Randy's attempts to spy on his ex-wife are foiled by a tree, he enlists Sammy J's legal expertise to have it removed.
When Sammy J becomes paranoid that an ex-client is trying to kill him, Randy convinces him to procure some high-tech surveillance equipment.
When Sammy J's job is readvertised, Randy seizes the opportunity to fulfill his welfare requirements.
A freshly unemployed Sammy J arranges an overnight stakeout to catch a neighbour dumping rubbish in their bin. In the absence of a job, Sammy J throws everything into his quest to capture the Bin Bandit.
Sammy J attempts to win his job back by prosecuting his best friend Randy.
Sammy makes a five year plan. Randy strikes it down.
Sammy J broaches the touchy subject of Randy's unpaid rent.
Randy uses Sammy J's bucket list to throw the ultimate party... But doesn't invite him.
Sammy J writes a heartfelt eulogy for Randy.
Randy causes a gas leak and won't call the gas company to fix it, on the off chance that he has to speak to a jilted ex-flame.
Sammy J and Randy throw darts at a world map to decide where to go on vacation.