Sanjay and Craig, upon hearing that Sanjay's mother is about to help in a "butt transplant", try to sneak into the hospital to view it.
Sanjay and Craig both find their laughs are annoying, so they go to a comedy club in an attempt to find a more pleasing laugh. After they are thrown out, a bird defecates on them both, causing them to start a chain reaction of laughter throughout the town.
The boys disguise themselves at the Frycade, where they intend to defend their video-game records.
The boys want a dog, but they somehow wind up with 100 dogs. Although when Mr. Noodman calls the pound it is up to the boys to rescue them.
Sanjay is finally tall enough to ride what he believes to be the scariest ride at the carnival, but he may not be able to go through with it.
Sanjay is mistaken for his hero when he dresses up as Remington Tufflips, and he gets all of his advantages of being him.
Sanjay runs away to live in the sewer when Craig can't handle his stench.
Hector's sudden fascination with wolves gets on Sanjay and Craig's nerves, so they send him to live in the forest.
Sanjay strands his pals on a highway median, but everyone gets upset during the experience.
Sanjay and Craig become party animals when they hang out with an old robot invented by Vijay, but chaos ensues when the Partybot goes insane.
A discovery at the junkyard causes trouble in the neighborhood.
Craig steals Megan's identity and becomes a beauty pageant queen.
Sanjay grows giant calf muscles and joins a police force.
Craig risks his life to help Sanjay find a frozen treasure.
Sanjay and Craig learn that Hector has never barfed in his entire life, so they try to make him vomit.
Sanjay and Craig's favorite video game goes missing.
Sanjay loses his bathing suit while at the lake.
Sanjay and Craig decide to baby-sit Richard Dickson.
Sanjay becomes the most powerful boy in town.
The boys infiltrate Noodman's family reunion.
Sanjay is convinced that a fart stuck in his stomach is a baby.
After playing Safari Food Fight with Megan, Sanjay and Craig discover that Tufflips has a catapult. In order to borrow the catapult and defeat Megan they must dispatch of the ghosts in Tufflips haunted trailer.
Sanjay and Craig accidentally infest the house with an ant farm and decide to stay in a trailer. Unfortunately, the Dicksons are staying in it, so they have to play against them in a Family Double Dare game show.
Craig gets obsessed with pizza. Then, he gets possessed by an evil pizza demon when he eats a slice.
The children discover a universe in a milkshake cup.
Sanjay and Craig decide not to drink anything so they don't wet the bed.
Craig can not stop eating Megan's pet gerbil.
Sanjay and Craig must enter their dream to rescue Belle.
Craig lies to Sanjay about what his day is like while Sanjay is away at school.
The gang is lied to by their parents about the urban legend of the Prickerbeast, so they vow revenge.
Sanjay and Craig plan on starting a web-show where they prank others, based on Raska's hit web-show. Problems arise and a prank war breaks out between Sanjay and Craig and Raska.
After finding out that seniors get free wings at the Frycade, Sanjay and Craig disguise themselves as seniors.
The kids find some rare candies at Hector's house known as Flip Flopas, but when they discover a trick behind the candies, they seek an antidote.
When the boys come across an underground convenience store known as "Eezy P-Eezy," they meet Chill Bill, an electric bass player. Craig begins hanging out with Chill Bill, making Sanjay jealous.
Megan disguises herself as a tomboy to convince Sanjay to be her dance partner.
Sanjay, Craig and Hector, the "Curb Dawgz," disguise themselves as rad skateboarders, hoping to join a skateboarding crew.
Craig's long-lost brother uses devious methods to try and turn Sanjay and Craig against each other.
The children set off to find mysterious castaways that are stranded on an island shaped like a butt.
The Dicksons' band is transformed by a music agent for the worse, and it's Sanjay and Craig's fault.
Chicken Chuck puts his own hot sauce in the Frycade wings and is kicked out, but starts his own wing restaurant.
The gang sets off to find a legendary pool in the forest with Belle babysitting to prove they are not babies.
Sanjay and Craig experience freedom when they are shirtless.
Craig helps Sanjay to reveal his goofy middle name.
Sanjay goes to great lengths to conceal that he and Craig were using Darlene's makeup kit.
Sanjay takes credit for Craig's invention and Craig attempts to top him with another invention.
Sanjay and Craig try to find something Barfy's new baby is good at.
Sanjay must help a girl named Sam win a "Butts Up" game against Noodman.
Craig loses his voice while screaming too much, so Sanjay, Megan, and Hector must get it back.
The Dicksons invite Sanjay and Craig over, only to discover that their lives are totally different than their lives.
When Sanjay forgets to take out the garbage, a trip to the dump turns into a journey of galactic porportions.
The kids are desperate to get the most popular toy in town, but their attempts are thwarted by an obnoxious kid.
The boys get Megan kicked out of her prestigious club for winners.
Sanjay and Craig hear a sad song that makes them feel better.
Tufflips tells 5 Halloween stories in this episode. They are Eye Scream, Haus of Vings, Haunted Milk, Hook'd and Poultrygeist.
Sanjay meets his favourite movie villain, but finds the actor to be devious in reality.
Sanjay and Craig find a way to hypnotize Darlene and Vijay.
The kids host an overnight Tufflips movie marathon in order to save a reptile refuge.
Craig longs to be cuddled after seeing the other neighborhood pets receiving affection.
Sanjay and Craig seek to create a symphony of farts, and one person holds the one they desperately need: Noodman.
The children try to imagine the purpose of a mysterious object.
Sanjay and Craig must keep Belle's after work partying a secret from Penny.
Sanjay discovers he is allergic to Craig, only to find out the cure is wing sauce.
Sanjay and Craig make a bet about who can survive in the wild longer.
Sanjay and Craig play a game of tag to determine who is the most dependant.
The children are trapped on top of a garbage dumpster and surrounded by a pack of chihuahuas.
Sanjay and Craig decide that something has to be done about Hector's close-talking tendencies.
Vijay gets a new high-tech car, much to Sanjay and Craig's dismay.
A love-smitten Craig kidnaps an electric eel from the tank of a sushi restaurant.
Megan loses her teeth in a bicycle accident and can't find them, becoming convinced someone has stolen them.
Sanjay and Craig discover a statue of a golden conquistador in Sanjay's mother's old room, but soon discover it is haunted.
Guest Star: Snoop Dogg as Street Dogg
The boys become idols to a group of little kids
The guys bottle Hector's smell and peddle it as cologne.
A celebrity food expert arrives in town and goes on an eating adventure.
The boys win a tour through Tufflips' movie-themed maze, but then they wonder if they're trapped inside.
The boys go undercover with Tufflips to investigate a crime ring that is pirating movies.
Sanjay and Craig go on a quest to find the top of a lawyer's head on a billboard advertisement.
The kids get overheated before diving into a lake.
Sanjay is on his own for a whole afternoon.
Sanjay and Craig find an abandoned bike and nurse it back to life, but they must deal with the owner who wants it back.
The epic 'Alien Craig' fantasy space adventure continues with Noodman joining the children on a new mission.
The children team up to push a boulder into Lake Lundgren
The guys dog-sit for Hector, and it's no walk in the park.
Sanjay and Craig seek out a mythic guitar legend.
Craig becomes obsessed with gaining popularity on a social media web site.
After ruining Lundgren’s Huggle Day celebration, Sanjay and Craig set out to right their wrong, with the help of movie hero and town founder Dolph Lundgren, as they journey to find Huggle Bunny and discover the true meaning of Huggle Day.
Noodman files a lawsuit against Farmer Larry.
Sanjay is excited that Penny and Belle are sleeping over at his house. But a humiliating video may cause some problems for him.
Sanjay and Craig are forced to go on a play date with Noodman's nephew.
The boys celebrate their "friend-iversary" at a Frycade sleepover event, but the night does not go as Sanjay planned.
Vijay showcases a reprogrammed Partybot at a local technology expo.
The gang wishes every day was Halloween, so they decide to make it happen.
Sanjay and Craig compete in a national tour of the Nickelodeon GUTS game show.
Noodman tries to uncover Sanjay and Craig's racket of keeping money for newspapers they do not deliver.
Sanjay and Craig take an orphaned baby bird under their wings.
Craig teaches Sanjay the art of being a snake, after Sanjay being bitten by him and almost unable to move. However, they annoy Noodman in Sanjay's very first attempt to learn from Craig. Noodman sees that Sanjay 'has been' a snake, so that causes him to use his latest package to defeat them.
Sanjay and Craig’s actions in the present affect a future episode from “season twelve”.
The dudes discover the primal satisfaction of smashing stuff.
Sanjay and Craig enter a contest to win a new car.
Megan makes friends with Chido and struggles to keep it a secret.
After a string of clumsy accidents, Sanjay is convinced that he is cursed.
Sanjay and Craig compete to see who can be quiet the longest.
The kids revert to babies and join Baby Richard on an adventure.
Sanjay and Craig appeal to the people of Lundgren to watch the appearance of a rare double-comet.
Sanjay and Craig have to stop Vijay's pig obsession.
Sanjay and Craig become best buds with another dude-reptile duo, until they start to take over their lives.
When Craig joins Sanjay at his stuntman middle school, he finds that his best bud is living in the shadow of an academic overachiever. Craig encourages a reluctant Sanjay to compete against a school superstar for a chance to become Tufflips’ new sidekick.
An old rivalry between Darlene and Noodman is reignited when the guys discover a Friend Card.
When Sanjay and Craig agree to buy a present for Vijay, they get distracted and chill at the beach.
The kids try to recruit Tufflips for their bicycle gang, but upon learning that he cannot ride a bike, they dedicate themselves to teaching him.
Sanjay and Craig watch a Tufflips movie at the theatre and we follow Tufflip's story.
Sanjay and Craig's friendship gets tested when the dudes discover a secret room and Craig turns it into his personal party zone.
Sanjay and Craig get to be in a Tufflips movie in India, so Vijay comes along to reconnect with his homeland and nothing turns out the way anyone expected.
