Hey guys, this week I'm going behind the Vine on my most popular series, waitressing.
Hey guys welcome back. This week I'm covering three embarrassing af stories, so sit back, relax, and cringe. Tell me which one you think is the worst, tell me how dumb I am, honestly just comment and I'll probably respond. New videos every SUNDAY.
Hey guys! It's me again, back with another story about embarrassing stuff I've done. This week is more male-centric (yuck, ikr.) Next week I want to start vlogging/ moving off my couch so if you have any recommendations with stuff you'd like to see comment below.
Hey guys! So I wanted to make a drunk makeup tutorial but unfortunately I got too drunk so I just made a hungover get ready with me. Hope everyone is having a fabulous Pride Month! I feel like my audio is significantly better but I did buy a mic which I'll use in future videos. New videos every Sunday.
Hey guys so this video was not planned. I originally filmed a Tinder thing but then it turned out too mean so I gave up. This is an ask me anything, if you have any questions let me know in the comments below and I'll most likely answer them.
Meet Hannah and Jake, my sister and brother. We were joking a lot about Jake's adoption but he's super chill about it lol.
Hey guys, so sorry last weeks video was late. I was traveling. This is just me reacting/giving some backstory to some old vines! Hope the audio is better. Talk to me in the comments!
Sorry I'm so pissy! I just thought I'd try to rant a lil. Making funnier/more normal videos in the future. Videos every Sunday.
No. I'm not.
Thanks to everyone who asked me a question on Twitter or Instagram, I had a lot more video but I'm a *big dumb* idiot who lost 30 min of everything. I'll be better in the future lol.
Hello! Sarah Cheung did an amazing job on her Kim K's Sex Tape Makeup Tutorial, make sure to check it out.
I HAVE UPLOADED THIS 3 TIMES AND THE QUALITY KEEPS COMING OUT WEIRD. I GIVE UP. ENJOY. IM SORRY. Hey guys sorry for such the long hiatus, I have not been good. I'm hoping to start putting out videos again! Let me know if you want to see the feet vid.
LOLOL it's happening. Have any other questions? Comment below and I will try to answer the ones I can. :) Also, I know I'm uploading on a Thursday, I'm sorry, I have a 9-5 and things take time. I'll be better. ALSO I ordered silicone feet off Amazon and they still haven't arrived so I couldn't do any demonstrations when I was filming. If any of you want silicone feet in 2 -3 weeks lmk.
Being single isn't that bad. Omg If you have a really cringey/awful weird story about someone you used to date please share it below - we can all go through and feel better about being single. You guys are the best. :)
I'm copying Chris Melberger because he told me to! So sorry I haven't been uploading recently, I will get better at it!. My shirt is only available for 5 more days soooo :)
Hey! Trying to be more mellow this week, last week I was really mean to kids and I need to chill lol. Take these quizzes with me and tell me what you got.
alone? great. grab a drink, grab a snack, and settle in. if you want me to make a follow up feet video lmk.
Kourtney Kardashian: there are people that are dying.
I'm talking really weird in the beginning, yes. I'm also still sick. Send soup. This will def get demonetized.
Hello! This is a super long video that will be demonetized, you know how it goes. 1. I realize my lips are chapped, I'm not perfect. 2. Thank you to Paige, the lovely woman who edited this, I have severe ADHD and you made what I sent you AMAZING. You're wonderful. 3. I realize my backdrop is creased, I just bought it and I should've put it thru the dryer or something. 4. I should probably just start a podcast because I can talk forever. 5. Yes you can see the lash band of my fake eyelashes, I'm sorry.
Hey guys! Long time, no upload. Divorcees, this one goes out to you. You’re strong and really cool (to me.)
THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, I AM GOOD. seriously. Also, hi guys! This video is kind of sad this week but OH WELL. I’m a human with emotions and 4 nipples, just like everyone else. Thank you so much for 90K! Also, I swear next video will be a lot funnier. I know it will be because I actually planned out everything ahead of time. If you watch this video and cry, send me a pic via Instagram DM’s or @ me on Twitter. Obviously, if you don’t mind me sharing it with the world. If you don’t want me to share it then just keep it to yourself. Like, I care about you guys but if I make a movie montage of crying pics I don’t want to accidentally include a crying pic of someone who didn’t want me to post the pic. You understand.
Okay so before you say anything, I know, this video is amazing. It’s got everything: ADHD, RV’s, 200+ photos of people crying.
The viewer watched, transfixed, as the sexiest Youtuber they’d ever seen read fan fiction to them. How was her delivery so perfect? Her eyes so blue? Her globes of flesh so perky?
In this weeks video I dress up like my dad and tell myself I'm not a disappointment, it's just as sad as it sounds. BUT this is not a cry for help, I swear. Sorry I've been gone away for a lil bit, I was at Vidcon! Twas fun.
Depressed to impress in this weeks video! Thank you everyone who sent something to my PO Box, you're amazing. If you'd like to send something to me, my PO Box is: 1708 - C Augusta St. #11 Greenville, SC 29605
IM COVERED IN CAT HAIR, I KNOW. This week my sister and I cook the worst vegan mac n cheese we've ever tasted! We were so ashamed we couldn't even show the final product.
hey guys! in this weeks video i turn myself into an instagram baddie! i was kind of modeling myself after emma chamberlain but i think i ended up with a general instagram hot/popular girl. thank you so much for watching!!
This week I'm talking about the best and worst parts about being bisexual! Please keep in mind that I got over 1.5K responses so if you don't see your "good" or "bad" in this video, I'm very sorry. Also, I use a lot of analogies/metaphors/anecdotes in this video. It is your choice to take them literally, but just know that I am not equating anything to anything. Using examples is how I learn, so that's how I talk about things when I'm trying to inform people of something.
Hey! I'm in Canada right now so I'm very sorry for the impromptu dating advice/ later upload! You all are amazing and I hope you learned something and if you didn't, that makes sense.
Hey guys, long time no chat. In this weeks video I talk about getting fired, what's been going on for the past three weeks, my plans for the future, and other random sh*t.
Hello! In this weeks video I transform myself into Helga G Pataki from Hey Arnold! Please lmk what you think, I tried my hardest *kind of.*
Very sorry about this weeks video, I just feel like this must be said. Super sorry. Thank you for watching though, I hope you have a great week.
It's happening! I'm moving to LA! Please clap. I'm very sorry that I've been gone so long, I'm really hoping this move *metaphorically* punches me in the neck. Seriously, thank you so so much to everyone who puts up with the gap between uploads. I really need to work harder.
Hello all! I live in LA now so filming is resuming in 3, 2, 1... In this weeks video I react to people using my Tiktok audio... on Tiktok. The last time I made a video like this I had no idea what the platform was even like and was kind of a d*ck.
Tell me your weirdest hookup story and/or comment "wow, she's cute," below. :)
Meet my roommate! You may know her as Kombucha Girl, but I know her as Brittany Schauer. She's my cousin, from another aunt.
This week I'm doing Bri's makeup! That's right, the girl I like but have no title with is now my girlfriend. Isn't she gorgeous, feel free to let her know in the comments so we can cuddle and I can read them to her. :)
We literally can not stay on topic.
Thank you so much for watching this week's video, it was so much fun!!! Do you have any suggestions for future videos? Let me know in the comments.
Do you agree? Do you disagree? Let us know in the comments below. Also, let me know how you're holding up in quarantine, what's your favorite mindless activity?
THIS IS A JOKE. We are going out of our minds in quarantine and we were thinking about the fake laws we'd like to propose after this is all over. I realize some of the laws are touchy, impractical, and downright strange, so please take them with a grain of salt. Other than that, I hope you're all staying safe and inside. Make sure to take short walks everyday (the government said it's okay), because sunshine and exercise is important for your mental and physical well-being.
So sorry if this isn't the type of content you'd like to see from me, I really miss Bri. This was also filmed a couple weeks ago, I finally got around to editing it. Please enjoy.
This week we're roasting/helping some of my followers with their dating profiles! Very sorry if some of these are kind of harsh, to be fair, most of the individuals asked us to roast them. So we did. Please enjoy.
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Hey guys, long time no talk. With all that's been going on in the world I thought it was best to delay posting. For all who don't follow me on my other platforms, Black Lives Matter - not only do they matter, they are precious and worth being protected. What happen to George Floyd and other countless black individuals across this country is sick and depraved; enough is enough. We must keep fighting, protesting, signing petitions, researching, and abolish the broken police system. For my real time updates, additional information, etc., please follow my Twitter or Instagram.
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