THIS IS A JOKE. We are going out of our minds in quarantine and we were thinking about the fake laws we'd like to propose after this is all over. I realize some of the laws are touchy, impractical, and downright strange, so please take them with a grain of salt. Other than that, I hope you're all staying safe and inside. Make sure to take short walks everyday (the government said it's okay), because sunshine and exercise is important for your mental and physical well-being.