The first (real) week of the 2025 college football season is in the books, and the SEC has some explaining to do. Alabama is sick (literally), LSU has a new vacation home, Texas is rewriting history, and Oklahoma is here to remind everyone about that Ohio State loss. Texas A&M and Arkansas pile on, while Georgia keeps barking after a big win. Missouri goes full Sith on Central Arkansas, Florida and Vanderbilt brag about shutouts, Mississippi State drops some fancy finance talk, and Kentucky wonders if they’re turning into Iowa. Auburn celebrates while Bama spirals, Ole Miss admits to paying for pain, and South Carolina, Tennessee, and LSU claim bragging rights over the ACC. From paid wins to embarrassing losses, SEC Roll Call covers it all — Alabama, Auburn, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, LSU, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Missouri, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas A&M, Vanderbilt, plus new arrivals Texas and Oklahoma.