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Season 1

  • S01E01 Edinburgh

    • February 8, 2019
    • Channel 5

    In Edinburgh, Susan learns about the firing of the one o'clock gun and discovers the secret hiding place of Scotland's crown jewels.

  • S01E02 Stirling

    • February 22, 2019
    • Channel 5

    Susan Calman heads to central Scotland, where she tries her hand at curling - in full view of an Olympian - and learns to Highland dance. At the iconic Wallace monument, Susan discovers what it's like to hold William's sword.

  • S01E03 Loch Ness

    • February 22, 2019
    • Channel 5

    Susan searches for the Loch Ness Monster and has a go in a home-made submarine. She then heads to the highest point of the UK, Ben Nevis. She tracks down the secret spot where Bonny Prince Charlie launched the doomed Jacobite rebellion.

  • S01E04 Borders

    • March 1, 2019
    • Channel 5

    Susan heads behind the scenes at Greta Green, discovers her own clan tartan, and learns the secrets of sheep herding from a border collie.

  • S01E05 Orkney

    • March 8, 2019
    • Channel 5

    On the Orkney Islands, Susan discovers the role the Vikings played in Orcadian history. At the iconic Italian Chapel, Susan hears a tale that moves her to tears.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Cairngorms

    • January 3, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The comedian returns to discover the big stories and untold tales behind Scotland's beloved spots, with privileged access to some of the country's most famous locations. In a warm, light-hearted but always informative journey, she looks in-depth at the history, characters and treasures hidden in these stunning spots. In the first episode, Susan explores the wilds of the Cairngorms. Covering an area twice the size of the Lake District, the Cairngorms is Britain's largest National Park, bursting with scenery, history and heritage.

  • S02E02 North Coast 500

    • January 10, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The comedian traverses the North Coast 500, a 500-mile trip around the northernmost parts of mainland Britain. Beginning in the village of Golspie, Susan travels round the coast to Dunrobin Castle. There, she sees the 189-room property's clock tower inspired by Big Ben, as well as its very own private train station. Further up the coast, Susan visits the Whaligoe steps, stunningly carved into the dramatic landscape, before getting a taste of the work of a real-life `herring girl". After stopping off at John O' Groats, the presenter heads to Dunnet Head for a spot of puffin-watching.

  • S02E03 Glasgow

    • January 17, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Susan explores the city of Glasgow, and in its oldest building, Glasgow Cathedral, she discovers a seat fit for only a Queen. The comedian learns how centuries of craftsmen left their mark on the building. Donning her hard hat and climbing to the top, she is also given the opportunity to leave her own. Then it's onto the home of Scottish football to meet the only Scot ever to have won a football world cup, before taking on the pros to score a goal herself at Hampden Park.

  • S02E04 Skye

    • January 24, 2020
    • Channel 5

    As her journey around her homeland continues, Susan visits the Isle of Skye, where she embarks on an exclusive tour of Dunvegan Castle, which has been home to the McLeods for over 800 years. There, she learns all about clan warfare and discovers a ceremonial horn that has been passed down through generations of clan chiefs since the 14th century. Next, the comedian takes to the seas to operate the world's only turntable ferry, before trying her hand at the accordion. Finally, Susan gains an insight into the workings of a modern-day croft and finds out how to shear a sheep.

  • S02E05 Perthshire

    • January 31, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Perthshire is known as Scotland's 'big tree country' and with its lush forest it's easy to see why. Susan goes behind the scenes with Lady Mansfield at the magnificent Scone Palace, the historical crowning site of Scotland's kings. She also explores the secrets of the Hermitage in Dunkeld, a purpose-built forest playground for the aristocracy. Then it's on to the Birnam Oak, said to have inspired the writing of Macbeth. There's a chance to learn the art of glassmaking as well as meet a colony of bees who create special honey from Scotland's heather. Susan ends her journey in the city of Dundee.

  • S02E06 Ayrshire and Arran

    • February 7, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The comedian continues her journey in Ayrshire, where she visits the birthplace of Robert Burns and gets to see a precious artefact normally kept in a fireproof safe. Moving on to the Isle of Arran, she learns the tricks of foraging and puts her sense of smell to the test, before heading to Culzean Castle and learning the story behind Peter Pan in Dumfries. The tour concludes by travelling in a kayak to Pladda Lighthouse.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Falkirk and the Lothians

    • September 18, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Susan Calman takes a canal boat trip that includes a look behind the scenes at the world's only rotating boat lift. Venturing into Midlothian, she visits a royal hideaway with a dramatic history and tries her hand at falconry. She also visits the site of the world stone-stacking championship and learns the secrets of a small island with links to smuggling that is believed to have inspired Treasure Island.

  • S03E02 The Trossachs and the West

    • September 25, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Susan Calman explores the beautiful Trossachs and west of Scotland, a place filled with dramatic scenery and abundant with iconic glens, impressive castles and rare wildlife. Susan begins at the fairy-tale Castle of Inveraray, where she goes behind the scenes with His Grace, the Duke of Argyll, head of Clan Campbell, to reveal some amazing secrets that may not be for the faint hearted. At the picture-perfect Loch Katrine, the comedian gets exclusive access at a world-class feat of Scottish engineering and in Inverawe, discovers the secrets to Scotland's world-famous smoked salmon.

  • S03E03 Fife and the East

    • October 2, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The comedian explores the Kingdom of Fife and the East, starting at Falkland Palace - a former retreat of Scottish royalty. Once a hunting lodge to eight Stuart monarchs, it is the final resting place of King James V. Susan also visits Wemyss Caves, home to the largest collection of Pictish carvings in the world, and is invited into a little-known cave whose location must remain secret. Later, she is surprised to find a Japanese garden hidden deep in the countryside and gets the chance to bat for the world's only beach cricket club on Elie beach.

  • S03E04 Galloway and the South

    • October 9, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The comedian explores the Borders region, heading to a secret woodland in Galloway Forest, where she meets some cute and ardently protected red squirrels. She then enjoys a tour of Traquair House which, at 1,000 years old, has played host to historic figures such as Bonnie Prince Charlie. Susan is in her element as the 21st Lady of Traquair reveals secret stairwells and Mary Queen of Scots' bed. To the south, in Eastriggs, Susan visits the site of the world's largest munitions factory, where thousands of female workers produced explosives during the First World War.

  • S03E05 Grampian and the Central Highlands

    • October 16, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Susan discovers the role the Vikings had in Orcadian history.

  • S03E06 Aberdeenshire and Angus

    • October 23, 2020
    • Channel 5

  • S03E07 The Central Belt

    • October 30, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The comedian explores the area between Glasgow and Edinburgh, paying a visit to the Royal Botanical Gardens and setting to work as an assistant keeper at Edinburgh Zoo. She learns about Scotland's forgotten ceramics industry during a visit to the seaside suburb of Portobello, gets a crash course in laying tables on the Royal Yacht Britannia, and gains special access to the country's busiest railway station

  • S03E08 The Isles of Mull & Staffa

    • November 6, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The comedian ventures to the islands of Mull and Staffa, nestled along the west coast of Scotland and home to some of the most breathtaking sights the country has to offer. Beginning her trip in Staffa, Susan visits the cathedral-like cavern of Fingal's Cave, one of the UK's true natural wonders formed over thousands of years. Her need for speed is fulfilled when she witnesses the Mull Rally, while in Tobermory, she visits a biscuit factory run on sustainable energy. Lastly, the presenter goes in search of the largest bird of prey in the UK - the white-tailed sea eagle.

  • S03E09 Argyll & Bute

    • November 13, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The comedian ventures off the mainland to the Isle of Bute for a privileged look at what is said to be Scotland's first million-pound home - Mount Stuart House. In Argyll, Susan visits Kilmartin Glen, an ancient valley and home to the Scotti people who gave Scotland its name. She visits a Bronze Age tomb and learns how to make a copper axe in the way they were made thousands of years ago. Then, on the shores of Loch Fyne, she discovers the secrets of oyster cultivation before looking for beavers in the beautiful Knapdale Forest.

  • S03E10 Lewis & Harris

    • November 20, 2020
    • Channel 5

    The isles of Lewis and Harris form Britain's largest offshore island, with a rich history dating back thousands of years. Susan seeks out the home of the world-famous Harris Tweed, visiting a local weaver where she tries her hand at making some of the fabric. Then in Habost, she learns how to Step Dance - a centuries old practice that was almost lost from Scotland for ever. At Callanish, Susan visits some awe-inspiring Neolithic giants - 49 standing stones, predating Stonehenge and steeped in mystery. Nearby, she learns the secret to jewellery making that captures the texture of these ancient standing stones.

Additional Specials

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Monarchs & Myths

    • August 22, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Highlights from Susan Calman's journeys around Scotland. Including Britain's largest National Park, the stunning Cairngorms, and a visit to the Queen's Scottish residence at Balmoral.

  • SPECIAL 0x2 Kings, Queens and Castles

    • August 29, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Highlights from the programme in which comedian Susan Calman takes a lighthearted jaunt around her homeland to uncover the untold tales behind some of its most famous locations.

  • SPECIAL 0x3 Customs and Traditions

    • September 5, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Highlights from the programme in which Susan Calman takes a lighthearted jaunt around her homeland to uncover the untold tales behind some of Scotland's most famous locations. She visits romantic and rugged locations, and takes an in-depth look at their history, people and exciting treasures, often receiving private tours of iconic Scottish spots and uncovering hidden secrets of the past and present. From quiet countryside to brooding coastlines, this love letter to Scotland demonstrates the best of what the country has to offer.

  • SPECIAL 0x4 Island Adventure

    • September 12, 2020
    • Channel 5

    Highlights from the programme in which Susan Calman takes a lighthearted jaunt around her homeland to uncover the untold tales behind some of Scotland's most famous locations. She visits romantic and rugged locations, and takes an in-depth look at their history, people and exciting treasures, often receiving private tours of iconic Scottish spots and uncovering hidden secrets of the past and present. From quiet countryside to brooding coastlines, this love letter to Scotland demonstrates the best of what the country has to offer. This week Susan visits Orkney, Skye and Arran.