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The Abstinence

George's girlfriend has mononucleosis and he can't have sex with her for six weeks. Elaine's met a doctor who's almost gotten his license to practice. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, first he is bumped and then there is a fire drill. Kramer lights up a cigar in Monk's and is asked to leave. He meets others on the street who face his dilemma so he opens up his apartment as a smoking lounge. Jerry's agent gets him an assembly at the school. George's lack of sex makes his mind sharper. Elaine learns how much her doctor boyfriend doesn't know about medicine. She uses George's technique to help him study to get his license, but in the process she becomes an idiot. Jerry struggles to figure out how to fill two hours in front of a junior high crowd. George uses his new found intellect to give batting advice, speaks Portuguese and prepares a presentation for Jerry's assembly. Kramer sees his lawyer about a case against the tobacco company, smoking has destroyed his looks. He gets a settlement without Jackie's input. George calculates the odds of scoring with a Portuguese waitress. Elaine's boyfriend gets his license and leaves her sexless.

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  • Originally Aired November 21, 1996
  • Runtime 25 minutes
  • Content Rating United States of America TV-PG
  • Production Code 809
  • Network NBC
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  • Created March 14, 2020 by
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Name Type Role
Steve Koren Writer
David Letterman Guest Star
Debra Jo Rupp Guest Star
Bernie Williams Guest Star
Alex Trebek Guest Star
Kyle Gass Guest Star
Bob Odenkirk Guest Star
Fern Fitzgerald Guest Star
Brenda Strong Guest Star
Judy Kerr Guest Star
Meagen Fay Guest Star
Lawrence Mandley Guest Star
Tamara Bick Guest Star
Noelle Balfour Guest Star
Phil Morris Guest Star
Derek Jeter Guest Star
Andy Ackerman Director