In the first episode of Some Jerk With A Camera's Disney theme park review series, he tackles the very first theatrical movie ever based on a park attraction, 2002's fascinatingly terrible "The Country Bears."
Ten years after Disneyland paved a parking lot and put up Paradise (Pier), Some Jerk With A Camera examines the first decade of the evolution of Disney's California Adventure Park, and why they did very little to celebrate their tencennial.
What happens when a Jerk, an Idiot and a Spazz team up to review the greatest defunct Tomorrowland thrill ride EVER? No, not that one. No, not that one either. I'm talking about the original STAR TOURS! Join Some Jerk With A Camera, The Wire of The Idiot's Lantern, and SpazzMaster on a thoroughly confounding mystical journey through a galaxy far far away, but somehow right over there somewhere.
In his first two-part episode, Some Jerk With A Camera visits the theme park mecca of Central Florida, brings along his camera like the jerk he is, and lists the top eleven Disney and Universal attractions open in Florida but not California, in reverse order for dramatic effect. Part one covers #11 through #6.
Wrapping up Central Florida with the top five attractions I WISH we had on the west coast!
At long last, Some Jerk With A Camera tackles the single most bewilderingly inexplicable 3D movie Michael Jackson, George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola EVER created for the Disney parks! Fasten your non-existent seatbelts, '80s fans, and get ready for CAPTAIN EO to change the freakin' world! Part one of two.
At long last, Some Jerk With A Camera tackles the single most bewilderingly inexplicable 3D movie Michael Jackson, George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola EVER created for the Disney parks! Fasten your non-existent seatbelts, '80s fans, and get ready for CAPTAIN EO to change the freakin' world! Part two of two.
Some Jerk With A Camera examines Disneyland's annual celebration (or lack thereof) of Halloween, and such seasonal makeovers as Space Mountain Ghost Galaxy and Haunted Mansion Holiday.
They said it couldn't, wouldn't and shouldn't be done, but damned if that's ever stopped Some Jerk With A Camera before. In his season one finale, Jerk finally swallows his pride, casts his doubts into denial, and plunges headfirst into the holiday overlay of "It's A Small World," unquestionably the single most psychotically annoying ride ever devised by man or beast, and lives to tell the tale...ALL WITHOUT PLAYING EVEN A SECOND OF THE TITULAR SONG! Join him if you dare! Happy holidays!
Theme park reviewer Some Jerk With A Camera and theme park ride It's A Small World Holiday continue their fight to the death on each other in part two of what is (with ever-increasing inaccuracy) being called Some Jerk's three-part holiday special! Featuring cameos from reviewers around the world, and also some guy named "Weird Al" Yankovic. Yeah! You heard me!
And now, the spine-tingling conclusion of Some Jerk With A Camera's epic trilogy of struggle against the force of pure darkness and evil in the universe that is IT'S A SMALL WORLD!
Some Jerk With A Camera is back once again, with part one of a three-part retrospective on the history of one of the most frustrating experimental prototype communities of tomorrow Disney has ever tried to not really build, EPCOT! In this episode, how the idea came into being, and how death mutated the idea into something completely different.
Some Jerk With A Camera continues his three-part retrospective on the history of EPCOT (Center, that is) with a look at the initial public reaction to the park, and how the 1980s tried in vain to enhance it!
Some Jerk With A Camera concludes his three-part retrospective on the first thirty years of EPCOT with a look at the park's replacement attractions of the 1990s and 2000s, and its failed attempts to change its image.
Jerk delves into the history of Disney's relationship with ABC in this introductory episode of Some Jerk With A Camera's massive retrospective of all the ABC sitcoms that went to Disney World in the mid-'90s.
Some Jerk With A Camera begins his ABC retrospective in earnest by targeting FULL HOUSE and its 1993 two-part season six finale, "The House Meets The Mouse," in which the Tanners have a suspiciously eventful Walt Disney World vacation!
Some Jerk With A Camera continues his "ABC Goes To Disney World" sitcom episode review series with FAMILY MATTERS and its Urkelicious season six two-parter, "We're Going To Disney World," in which Urkel uses science-magic to turn himself into a real boy! Also, Carl is in it!
Some Jerk With A Camera continues his "ABC Goes To Disney World" retrospective with a review of the Connor family's trip to Disney World in Roseanne's season eight episode "Disney World War II," along with the three - count 'em, THREE - surrounding episodes that set up or called back to it. It'll be Roseanne-tastic! (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Review might not actually be Roseanne-tastic)
Some Jerk With A Camera's "ABC Goes To Disney World" retrospective continues with his review of the "We're Going To Disney World" two-part episode of Step By Step, the occasionally-remembered '90s sitcom starring Bobby from Dallas, Chrissy from Three's Company, and presumably other characters as well!
Some Jerk With A Camera continues his ABC/Disney World retrospective with a review of the most beloved, cherished, iconic '90s sitcom to EVER be temporarily replaced by Muppets Tonight, BOY MEETS WORLD and its Disney World episode "The Happiest Show On Earth!"
Some Jerk With A Camera finally reviews the very last '90s ABC sitcom to visit Disney World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch and her season two episode/Animal Kingdom commercial, "Disneyworld!" Yes, one word. No, I don't know why either.
In this spine-tingling conclusion (at long last) to Some Jerk's seemingly-endless ABC Retrospective, Jerk "returns" to the west coast to review the relatively recent George Lopez and Modern Family Disneyland episodes!
Some Jerk With A Camera returns for a third season, and finally sets foot in Universal Studios Hollywood to take on one of the most fondly remembered rides of all time.
Some Jerk With A Camera continues his review of the Universal ride that almost made DeLoreans tolerable! Featuring a surprise guest co-reviewer!
In the spine-tingling conclusion of Some Jerk's three-part Back To The Future: The Ride review, Jerk is determined to finally figure out who this "Scott" fellow is and what the hell is so damn great about him.
Just in time for Whacking Day, Some Jerk With A Camera examines the most cromulent ride to ever embiggen Universal Studios! Mmmm, Simpsons quotes...
Wait, Shrek still has a ride? Really?! SHREK?!?
Check yo'self before you Shrek yo'self.
A movie shot at DISNEY PARKS?! That's unpossible!
No, no, wait, seriously, let me make sure I've got this straight: a MOVIE...shot at the DISNEY PARKS?!? There's no way that's right! You speak voodoo!
Jerk finally wraps up his analysis of The Movie Disney Doesn't Really Care Whether Or Not You See!
Some Jerk With A Camera, Count Jackula and The Horror Guru team up at long last to review Disney's 2003 Haunted Mansion movie, starring Eddie Murphy for some reason! Part 1 of 3.
Some Jerk With A Camera, Count Jackula and The Horror Guru continue to slog through Disney's 2003 Haunted Mansion movie, starring Eddie Murphy back when that meant nothing! Part 2 of 3.
Some Jerk With A Camera, Count Jackula and The Horror Guru present the spine-mangling conclusion of their three-part review of the 2003 Haunted Mansion movie, which starred Eddie Murphy for reasons humanity may never know. Part 3 of 3.
In his long-awaited season three finale, Some Jerk With A Camera ventures to Hogsmeade to present an exhaustive overview of The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter at Universal Studios Hollywood!
