Notch must defend the honor of America in a three-quarter midget car race vs. a man from France. The Frenchman, who goes by the nickname ""The Frenchman"", is married to Notch's old flame, a beautiful French maiden named Nicorette. After her reappearance on the scene, Notch realizes she's a hard habit to break. Meanwhile, B.J. and Jamiaca help save a lesbian bar from going under.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Joe Wiseman | Writer | ||
| Joe Port | Writer | ||
| Scott Hartman | Guest Star | ||
| Cindy Ambuehl | Guest Star | ||
| Bill MacDonald | Guest Star | ||
| David Graf | Guest Star | ||
| Jason Hopkins | Guest Star | ||
| Cindy Williams | Guest Star | ||
| Scott McAboy | Director |