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Season 1

  • S01E01 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

    • August 13, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.

  • S01E02 Weight Gain 4000

    • August 20, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.

  • S01E03 Volcano

    • August 27, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.

  • S01E04 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

    • September 3, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.

  • S01E05 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

    • September 10, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.

  • S01E06 Death

    • September 17, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    "Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.

  • S01E07 Pinkeye

    • October 29, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.

  • S01E08 Starvin' Marvin

    • November 19, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.

  • S01E09 Damien

    • February 4, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.

  • S01E10 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    • December 17, 1997
    • Comedy Central

    South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.

  • S01E11 Tom's Rhinoplasty

    • February 11, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy.

  • S01E12 Mecha-Streisand

    • February 18, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.

  • S01E13 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

    • February 25, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Terrance & Phillip in 'Not Without My Anus'

    • April 1, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus."

  • S02E02 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

    • April 22, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman's father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric's chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric's background, who is his father? Where does he come from?

  • S02E03 Chickenlover

    • May 27, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can't read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!

  • S02E04 Ike's Wee Wee

    • May 20, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Ike's going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike's wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.

  • S02E05 Conjoined Fetus Lady

    • June 3, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.

  • S02E06 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

    • June 10, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Mr. Garrison assigns the boys to learn about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.

  • S02E07 City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)

    • June 17, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Back in South Park, Mr. Mackey convinces the parents that their missing children must have run away. In the end it's all a dream within a dream.

  • S02E08 Summer Sucks

    • June 24, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr. Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.

  • S02E09 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

    • August 19, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    A film festival moves to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people interpret Kyle's pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call "Mr. Hankey." Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers aren't hearing his pleas. Soon Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone.

  • S02E10 Chickenpox

    • August 26, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman's mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny's for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers "the parental conspiracy" and with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes. Meanwhile, Kenny's mother and Kyle's mother reunite their husbands who were both childhood friends that drifted apart.

  • S02E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    • September 2, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting weird. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium.

  • S02E12 Clubhouses

    • September 23, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.

  • S02E13 Cow Days

    • September 30, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.

  • S02E14 Chef Aid

    • October 7, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran. In response the boys round up all of Chef's old musician friends and organize a huge concert to raise the cash.

  • S02E15 Spookyfish

    • October 28, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan's fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartmans and a gateway to a parallel universe at the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store."

  • S02E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

    • December 9, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle, Stan and Kenny accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartman's relatives breaks out of jail for the reunion, with his cellmate, Charles Manson.

  • S02E17 Gnomes

    • December 16, 1998
    • Comedy Central

    Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job. The boys are planning on doing their report on the underpants gnomes. Tweek's father schemes to use the boy's report as a platform for fighting Harbucks. The report the boys deliver sparks the town into taking action.

  • S02E18 Prehistoric Ice Man

    • January 20, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return to his family, but finds himself a man out of time. Meanwhile, the government has their own plans to use the iceman in their plot against Sweden.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Rainforest Shmainforest

    • April 7, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake kills their guide. They soon discover the evils of the rainforest, which changes the choir group's message.

  • S03E02 Spontaneous Combustion

    • April 14, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection. Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts.

  • S03E03 The Succubus

    • April 21, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesn't like. Chef's Mama and Papa appear for the first time.

  • S03E04 Tweek vs. Craig

    • June 23, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo. Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to.

  • S03E05 Jakovasaurs

    • June 16, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are. The only one who really enjoys them is Cartman. The boys try distracting him while the town tries to send the Jakovasaurs to France.

  • S03E06 Sexual Harassment Panda

    • July 7, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of "Sexual Harassment Panda" to stop the insanity. They find him at "The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune" and convince him to change his cause. He becomes Petey, the "don't sue people" Panda.

  • S03E07 Cat Orgy (1)

    • July 14, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman's cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty Cartman house for an orgy.

  • S03E08 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2)

    • July 21, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor shower party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself and the party from the ATF.

  • S03E09 Jewbilee (3)

    • July 28, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called "Squirts." Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. This art is key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses however, Moses identifies Kenny as not being Jewish and Kenny is banished from the camp.

  • S03E10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

    • October 27, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip off!

  • S03E11 Chinpokomon

    • November 3, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America!

  • S03E12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics

    • November 10, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Fonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee. Kyle finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite intriguing and tries to woo her with his charm and teach her how to love and learn in public school.

  • S03E13 Starvin' Marvin in Space!

    • November 17, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to Sally Struthers. Marvin stops in South Park to pick up the boys and take them to the planet Marklar. The Marklarians are willing to let the Ethiopians relocate to their world and the Christian channel does all they can to stop them.

  • S03E14 The Red Badge of Gayness

    • November 24, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.

  • S03E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    • December 1, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.

  • S03E16 Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

    • December 29, 1999
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus' home to see what kind of miracle he offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.

  • S03E17 Worldwide Recorder Concert

    • January 12, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to "out cool" the kids from New York. Cartman tries to find "the brown noise" and is successful. Stan and Kyle plan against the kids from New York but their scheme goes much too far.

Season 4

  • S04E01 The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000

    • April 5, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If all they all combined their lost teeth, the tooth fairy will provide them with enough cash to purchase a Sega Dreamcast. They soon find out that they are treading on someone else's territory. Now they have to work with the mobsters to keep their manhood.

  • S04E02 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

    • April 12, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric's fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding race down Phil Collins Hill. Token says that the boys can't lose thanks to Eric's fat ass. Eric then tosses a rock into the side of Token's head. The FBI claim that this was a hate crime and Cartman is sent to jail. Can the other boys bust Cartman out in time for the big race?

  • S04E03 Timmy 2000

    • April 19, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    There's something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is "retarded", he is "diagnosed" with ADD, which relieves him of the responsibility to do any homework. Soon the rest of the class manages to get diagnosed with ADD, and all get prescribed Ritalin. Everyone is on Ritalin and just complacent enough to sit through a Phil Collins show.

  • S04E04 Quintuplets 2000

    • April 26, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh's home. Thanks to Grandpa Marsh the girls' grandmother gets "loved to death." The girl's father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back, Janet Reno to the rescue!

  • S04E05 Cartman Joins NAMBLA

    • June 21, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park and Cartman becomes their poster child. The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.

  • S04E06 Cherokee Hair Tampons

    • June 28, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman's house with the plan to take one of his kidneys. Cartman thwarts their plan. Stan, depressed about the inevitable loss of his friend decides to take action into his own hands and with the help of the parents gets Cartman's kidney for Kyle.

  • S04E07 Chef Goes Nanners

    • July 5, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    Chef is declaring that South Park's flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for a new flag. Wendy ends up confessing to Bebe of her attraction to Cartman. The debate starts, but before Wendy can make her point, she kisses Cartman to regain her composure. Chef realizes that Stan & Kyle's point of view on the flag issue was colorblind.

  • S04E08 Something You Can Do with Your Finger

    • July 12, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    "Fingerbang" is the latest boy band starring the four boys. Randy Marsh is against Stan's participation in any boy band for dark reasons. The boys land a gig at the local mall when it is threatened because there are only 4 members in the band. Stan arrives and the group is set to perform when suddenly the mall elevator tragically crushes Kenny. A former boy band member steps into the spotlight to save the gig.

  • S04E09 Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)

    • July 19, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy, after all, he can only say his name. Feeling the need to confess their sins they catch the priest in a compromising position and decide to save themselves.

  • S04E10 Probably (2)

    • July 26, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Satan, in his time of crisis turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico for punishment.

  • S04E11 Fourth Grade

    • November 8, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they're not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were fun and easy. Two geeks help them rig Timmy's wheelchair into a working time machine and send Timmy on the trip of his life!

  • S04E12 Trapper Keeper

    • November 15, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle's out of the water) After he's done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they don't destroy it now. Cool 2001: A Space Odyssey and Akira parodies!

  • S04E13 Helen Keller! The Musical

    • November 22, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and outstanding musicals galore!

  • S04E14 Pip

    • November 29, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    This is the story of Pip's origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham plans to break his heart. Her plan is to use Pip's tears to power her Genesis device and will allow her to gain revenge on all men.

  • S04E15 Fat Camp

    • December 6, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her son's eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy to the fat kids. Kenny is challenged by the other children to do crazy things for money. Kenny's popularity rises and he soon gets his own TV show. An event happens where Kenny gets inside Ms. Crabtree's uterus for six hours.

  • S04E16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    • December 13, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    The "Raging Pussies" concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been "molestering" him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in South Park. Until only children live in South Park. Someone from out of town breaks down and they have the task of retrieving a book for the fat-ass. The locked-up adults of South Park get therapy to prevent them from sexually abusing their children.

  • S04E17 A Very Crappy Christmas

    • December 20, 2000
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own. Featuring Jesus, Santa Claus and themselves.

Season 5

  • S05E01 It Hits the Fan

    • June 20, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world!

  • S05E02 Cripple Fight

    • June 27, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.

  • S05E03 Super Best Friends

    • July 4, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

  • S05E04 Scott Tenorman Must Die

    • July 11, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

  • S05E05 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

    • July 18, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.

  • S05E06 Cartmanland

    • July 25, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

  • S05E07 Proper Condom Use

    • August 1, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

  • S05E08 Towelie

    • August 8, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.

  • S05E09 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    • November 7, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there they also take on the Taliban and Cartman pits his fat ass against Bin Laden himself.

  • S05E10 How to Eat with Your Butt

    • November 14, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better side finds it's way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child. Much ass kissing ensues.

  • S05E11 The Entity

    • November 21, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.

  • S05E12 Here Comes the Neighborhood

    • November 28, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.

  • S05E13 Kenny Dies

    • December 5, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.

  • S05E14 Butters' Very Own Episode

    • December 12, 2001
    • Comedy Central

    Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.

Season 6

  • S06E01 Jared Has Aides

    • March 6, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.

  • S06E02 Asspen

    • March 13, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.

  • S06E03 Freak Strike

    • March 20, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My out of Control Child."

  • S06E04 Fun With Veal

    • March 27, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stan’s room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are guaranteed their safety. During the siege Stan develops symptoms of an illness caused by his new vegan diet.

  • S06E05 The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

    • April 3, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    The boys have to sit through "The Russell Crowe Show" in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chef’s new TV has taken on a life of its own.

  • S06E06 Professor Chaos

    • April 10, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause chaos wherever he goes.

  • S06E07 The Simpsons Already Did It

    • June 26, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate.

  • S06E08 Red Hot Catholic Love

    • July 3, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he travels to the Vatican to get some answers.

  • S06E09 Free Hat

    • July 10, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.

  • S06E10 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

    • July 17, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.

  • S06E11 Child Abduction is Not Funny

    • July 24, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.

  • S06E12 A Ladder to Heaven

    • November 6, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There's just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have decided to build a ladder to Heaven in order to get the ticket back from their dead friend.

  • S06E13 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

    • November 13, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?

  • S06E14 The Death Camp of Tolerance

    • November 20, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys' 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, the boys get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison's intolerable behavior.

  • S06E15 The Biggest Douche in the Universe

    • November 27, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.

  • S06E16 My Future Self n' Me

    • December 4, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.

  • S06E17 Red Sleigh Down

    • December 11, 2002
    • Comedy Central

    In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq.

Season 7

  • S07E01 Cancelled

    • March 19, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors. What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?

  • S07E02 Krazy Kripples

    • March 26, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.

  • S07E03 Toilet Paper

    • April 2, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.

  • S07E04 I'm A Little Bit Country

    • April 9, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and learn all about history first hand.

  • S07E05 Fat Butt and Pancake Head

    • April 16, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand puppet's musical career. There's just one problem, the REAL J-Lo shows up to protest the hand's authenticity.

  • S07E06 Lil' Crime Stoppers

    • April 23, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isn't as fun as they thought.

  • S07E07 Red Man's Greed

    • April 30, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make $350,000. So they head to the casino...

  • S07E08 South Park is Gay

    • October 22, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.

  • S07E09 Christian Rock Hard

    • October 29, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.

  • S07E10 Grey Dawn

    • November 5, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.

  • S07E11 Casa Bonita

    • November 12, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.

  • S07E12 All About Mormons

    • November 19, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.

  • S07E13 Butt Out

    • December 3, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.

  • S07E14 Raisins

    • December 10, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.

  • S07E15 It's Christmas in Canada

    • December 17, 2003
    • Comedy Central

    When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.

Season 8

  • S08E01 Good Times with Weapons

    • March 17, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

  • S08E02 Up the Down Steroid

    • March 24, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.

  • S08E03 The Passion of the Jew

    • March 31, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out it’s message.

  • S08E04 You Got F'd in the A

    • April 7, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    It’s up to Stan to put a team of South Park’s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn’t been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.

  • S08E05 AWESOM-O

    • April 14, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

  • S08E06 The Jeffersons

    • April 21, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.

  • S08E07 Goobacks

    • April 28, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.

  • S08E08 Douche and Turd

    • October 27, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.

  • S08E09 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    • November 3, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

  • S08E10 Pre-School

    • November 10, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

  • S08E11 Quest for Ratings

    • November 17, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

  • S08E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

    • December 1, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

  • S08E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift

    • December 8, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

  • S08E14 Woodland Critter Christmas

    • December 15, 2004
    • Comedy Central

    Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

Season 10

  • S10E01 The Return of Chef

    • March 22, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the “Super Adventure Club,” but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chef’s new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.

  • S10E02 Smug Alert

    • March 29, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they’re doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started accumulating over the town.

  • S10E03 Cartoon Wars (1)

    • April 5, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.

  • S10E04 Cartoon Wars (2)

    • April 12, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.

  • S10E05 A Million Little Fibers

    • April 19, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.

  • S10E06 Manbearpig

    • April 26, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave without the others knowing about it and he can keep it all for himself.

  • S10E07 Tsst

    • May 3, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

  • S10E08 Make Love, Not Warcraft

    • October 4, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

  • S10E09 Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

    • October 11, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.

  • S10E10 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    • October 18, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman, South Park Elementary’s new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother’s affair with his “Nice” hot teacher.

  • S10E11 Hell on Earth 2006

    • October 25, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    Satan is throwing the world's biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can't plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time might ruin his good time.

  • S10E12 Go God Go (1)

    • November 1, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is trying to send himself there; to the exact date that the newest video game console, the Nintendo Wii is being released.

  • S10E13 Go God Go XII (2)

    • November 8, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?

  • S10E14 Stanley's Cup

    • November 15, 2006
    • Comedy Central

    Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stan’s performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.

Season 11

  • S11E01 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

    • March 7, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token's feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.

  • S11E02 Cartman Sucks

    • March 14, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to "Pray the Gay Away" when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.

  • S11E03 Lice Capades

    • March 21, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them. Meanwhile, a louse Travis, is desperate to save his fellow lice from imminent destruction from a conscious world.

  • S11E04 The Snuke

    • March 28, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. Every minute counts for Cartman as he uses his own interrogation methods on his suspect. But could the plan to target Clinton be just the tip of the iceberg?

  • S11E05 Fantastic Easter Special

    • April 4, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. To get to the bottom of it, Kyle and Stan get wrapped up in a bizarre society that guards a legendary secret.

  • S11E06 D-Yikes!

    • April 11, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Once again Ms. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they find out that there are people-for-hire that can help out in any situation. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison is finding life without men has its upsides.

  • S11E07 Night of the Living Homeless

    • April 18, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure out a way to solve the problem for good

  • S11E08 Le Petit Tourette

    • October 3, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Upon discovering Tourette's syndrome, Cartman becomes mad with power. He finds out he has the ability to say whatever he wants without consequence, so he sets up National TV Coverage to take full advantage of his new found life.

  • S11E09 More Crap

    • October 10, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Randy contacts a society that keeps track of the world record, thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender.

  • S11E10 Imaginationland: Episode I

    • October 17, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.

  • S11E11 Imaginationland: Episode II

    • October 24, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. Elsewhere, Cartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet to suck his balls.

  • S11E12 Imaginationland: Episode III

    • October 31, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to suck his balls.

  • S11E13 Guitar Queer-o

    • November 7, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records. It doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?

  • S11E14 The List

    • November 14, 2007
    • Comedy Central

    The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

Season 12

  • S12E01 Tonsil Trouble

    • March 12, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?

  • S12E02 Britney's New Look

    • March 19, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.

  • S12E03 Major Boobage

    • March 26, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.

  • S12E04 Canada on Strike

    • April 2, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

  • S12E05 Eek, A Penis!

    • April 9, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

  • S12E06 Over Logging

    • April 16, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.

  • S12E07 Super Fun Time

    • April 23, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

  • S12E08 The China Probrem

    • October 8, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

  • S12E09 Breast Cancer Show Ever

    • October 15, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

  • S12E10 Pandemic (1)

    • October 22, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

  • S12E11 Pandemic 2: The Startling (2)

    • October 29, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.

  • S12E12 About Last Night...

    • November 5, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

  • S12E13 Elementary School Musical

    • November 12, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

  • S12E14 The Ungroundable

    • November 19, 2008
    • Comedy Central

    Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

Season 20

  • S20E01 Member Berries

    • September 14, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail as the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.

  • S20E02 Skank Hunt

    • September 21, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his rein of terror global.

  • S20E03 The Damned

    • September 28, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    The police are investigating Cartman’s mysterious disappearance on social media; Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.

  • S20E04 Wieners Out

    • October 12, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    The noose is tightening as Gerald feels the pressure of being found out.

  • S20E05 Douche and a Danish

    • October 19, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    Garrison finally crosses the line at his most recent Presidential rally, and the kids get pulled in to the search for the notorious Skankhunt42. Meanwhile, Gerald joins forces with the other trolls to stop Denmark from launching TrollTrace.com.

  • S20E06 Fort Collins

    • October 26, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    The Presidential election is only two weeks away and Garrison is still hiding out in Colorado. Everyone freaks out when an entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald faces ruin if his complete history of internet activity becomes public. Memberberries are afraid for their lives and Cartman starts to realize the future is in jeopardy.

  • S20E07 Oh, Jeez

    • November 9, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.

  • S20E08 Members Only

    • November 16, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    The President-elect has some unfinished business with his hometown, and Gerald tries anything to escape the Troll Hunter’s revenge. Meanwhile, Cartman and Heidi make their way to SpaceX to try to get on the first rocket leaving for Mars.

  • S20E09 Not Funny

    • November 30, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman is certain Heidi can solve the problem of getting them to Mars because she’s really funny. Gerald tries to save himself by reasoning with the Troll Hunter while Garrison explores his new found military power.

  • S20E10 The End of Serialization as We Know It

    • December 7, 2016
    • Comedy Central

    As TROLLTRACE goes live, Sheila logs on to see Gerald’s on-line activity. At SpaceX, Cartman tries to convince the scientists that going to Mars is a bad idea. And defying their mom, Kyle and Ike get all the kids together to try to save the world from certain destruction.

Season 21

  • S21E01 White People Renovating Houses

    • September 13, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.

  • S21E02 Put It Down

    • September 20, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    When Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict, it drives his relationship with Craig to the brink.

  • S21E03 Holiday Special

    • September 27, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    In a return to form, a forbidden love story between a white man and a Native American man unfolds.

  • S21E04 Franchise Prequel

    • October 11, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.

  • S21E05 Hummels & Heroin

    • October 18, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.

  • S21E06 Sons A Witches

    • October 25, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park.

  • S21E07 Doubling Down

    • November 8, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi’s relationship.

  • S21E08 Moss Piglets

    • November 15, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    Jimmy and Timmy’s experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.

  • S21E09 SUPER HARD PCness

    • November 29, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    It’s never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.

  • S21E10 Splatty Tomato

    • December 6, 2017
    • Comedy Central

    The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the President is scaring their children.

Season 22

  • S22E01 Dead Kids

    • September 26, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.

  • S22E02 A Boy and a Priest

    • October 3, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.

  • S22E03 The Problem With a Poo

    • October 10, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    Mr. Hankey must defend his character or lose everything that is important to him. Mr. Hankey’s offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant. Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

  • S22E04 Tegridy Farms

    • October 17, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Meanwhile, Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.

  • S22E05 The Scoots

    • October 31, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    This year, a revolution in mobility is changing Halloween for everyone. Chaos erupts as every kid is out to get more candy than they have ever gotten before. Mr. Mackey and the rest of the adults are hording emergency supplies and hoping to survive until morning.

  • S22E06 Time to Get Cereal

    • November 7, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    When dead citizens start popping up all over town, the boys realize they need Al Gore’s help. The boys are willing to do almost anything to save the town, and themselves, but it may be just too late.

  • S22E07 Nobody Got Cereal?

    • November 14, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. Satan steps up to help the boys and the rest of the citizens of South Park.

  • S22E08 Buddha Box

    • November 28, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety and he just can’t deal with people any longer. They get in the way of what’s most important in his life.

  • S22E09 Unfulfilled

    • December 5, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    The citizens of South Park are enjoying all the perks of being a company town when the Amazon Fulfillment Center moves in. Everything is just swell until the contradictions inherent in capitalism threaten to bring down the entire system down.

  • S22E10 Bike Parade

    • December 12, 2018
    • Comedy Central

    Despite the chaos at the Amazon Fulfillment Center, the Bike Parade is still on. The boys’ chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the striking workers.

Season 23

  • S23E01 Mexican Joker

    • September 25, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    Randy battles home-grown weed and comes to terms with the fact that he might be a towel. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.

  • S23E02 Band in China

    • October 2, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    Randy lands himself in big trouble on a visit to China. Meanwhile, Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park.

  • S23E03 SHOTS!!!

    • October 9, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot.

  • S23E04 Let Them Eat Goo

    • October 16, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

  • S23E05 Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

    • October 30, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.

  • S23E06 Season Finale

    • November 6, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighbor’s yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker. Now the citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.

  • S23E07 Board Girls

    • November 13, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    Strong Woman deals with a transgender athlete who has her own agenda, which causes big problems for PC Principal. Cartman, Stan, and the rest of the boys meet their match when some of the girls join their board games club.

  • S23E08 Turd Burglars

    • November 27, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    Kyle’s mom looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods. Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.

  • S23E09 Basic Cable

    • December 4, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    Scott Malkinson’s future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott’s dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.

  • S23E10 Christmas Snow

    • December 11, 2019
    • Comedy Central

    It’s a bleak Christmas Season in South Park this year and it’s all Santa’s fault. He is single handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas Spirit back but that will take a Christmas miracle.