Captain Drake and the rest of the crew are invited to an alien beach party.
The crew realise they have unwittingly travelled 100 million years into the past.
The crew go back to the party and get hammered.
The crew find what might be a walrus in space.
When Captain Drake decorates the bridge with some soft pornography, he sets off an uncontrollable wave of arson.
The Captain discovers a hallucinogenic gas deep in the ship's engine.
The Captain adopts a potato as his son and heir.