Mike and Caitlin agree to share the mayor on odd/even days. On Caitlin's day, Mike "borrows" the mayor to visit a kid who fell in a well. Unfortunately, they're 20 minutes late and the mayor falls in the now vacant well. Carter puts Rags in doggie day care. Paul appears on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and wins $1,000,000. Stuart negotiates with firemen.
|Marceline Hugot||Guest Star|
|Christopher Innvar||Guest Star|
|Deirdre Lovejoy||Guest Star|
|Danny Mastrogiorgio||Guest Star|
|Mark Kenneth Smith||Guest Star|
|Kal Cauthen||Guest Star|
|Regis Philbin||Guest Star|