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Hammer Time!

Meme announces that she has finished Hammer's treatment from the rocket accidentally launched by Willy in Episode 1. Hammer asks how he looks and the three sugarcoat it due to the fact that Meme has made him look like an Flight Elite. When Triple M asks Spriggs how Hammer looks, Spriggs responds by a series of swear words (which are bleeped because of a running gag that Spriggs speaks in a series of beeps) they restate their comments about Hammer's appearance such as Meme quotes "I did my job to the human race to ensure that you would never breed again tehe," Hammer says that he is going for a drive and gets in his suit and says it its harder to fit in. The aliens meanwhile have come back and Roltri comments that the mission was successful but Soltri comments that he is not reliable while Boltri is trying to get their attention while Roltri recollects that he got the alien three translator in which Soltri comments on why the Grunts were so willing to trade three of theirs for the aliens' one translator. Boltri then finally gets their attention, asking if they remembered to get any food, which they didn't, much to Soltri's dismay. While back at the base Hammer angrily asks where the tanks have gone, in which Triple M blames Willy and says that they could potentially be half way to Kansas. Hammer asks why would they be half way to Kansas in which Triple M comments that he was trying to build his mech and also used many power cores. Hammer asks Willy to complete a report on the possibility on where the tanks might be at in six hours. Willy asks why, and Hammer replies "I need napkins for my donuts," then asks Triple M to find any spare power cores instead of usual toilet detail which Hammer gives to Meme. Hammer says that this is his base and she should be working under him if shes gonna be watching him. The next scene shows Hammer cleaning up the toilets. Hammer says to Triple M "Well that went well," in which Triple M replies that "You really showed her," before Meme

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  • Originally Aired January 12, 2008
  • Runtime 215 minutes
  • Created May 30, 2017 by
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