The short opens with Hammer praising his new job. Among the praise he comments about no more exes, no more trip mines in bed, and no more body disposal. After the praise is over, he walks out and comments on meeting the men of the Fifth Intergalactic Infantry. His commentary is cut short by Spriggs, who rides past on his Mongoose, and Willy, who runs him over with a Warthog, saying "Out of the way, toast box!" in the process.