Impressed by a commercial for a "magical" Earth product called a Banagic Wand, Star tries to get Marco to buy it, but Marco refuses as he has karate class. Star ends up going into town by herself where she confuses a pirate-themed restaurant for having real pirates and trashes the place. Meanwhile, Marco's Dojo Sensei wants his students to channel their emotions to walk across hot coals.
|Minae Noji||Guest Star||Brittney Wong (voice)|
|Joshua Rush||Guest Star||Jeremy Birnbaum (voice)|
|Nick Swardson||Guest Star||Sensei (voice)|