Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads: “So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!” Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman; *ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH … … … Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation: “Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!”