Ant’s (finally) back and he lets us know that over the break he did a ton of TV watching, had a New Year’s party, and lost big at poker. We take a look at a few of Rat’s scuba diving pictures, see a clip of Mike Calta serving up Bubba the Love Sponge, and we watch a video of legless Jennifer. Mike Calta calls the hotline to chat about how his “relationship” with Bubba started, his hatred for Bubba these days, and to discuss the clip we saw between the two. We watch a “dare dance” from Ellen that ends with a few issues, hear a spanking story out of Florida, Ant reminisces about getting belted as a child, and he shows us a “bang out” video between a dad and son. A few of the callers get through (WHYYY???), we learn that prick Al Sharpton takes money from companies in exchange for not crying racism, read a story about the “Black Brunch,” and go through Monday’s mail and some shitty Christmas gifts. We check out a tour of Skid Row via drone, see a spectacularly stupid chick at a gas pump, talk about the new movie “Selma,” the guys play the “would ya” game with the legless chick, we see how Walmart handles thieves, and end the show watching a pastor making it rain in a ghetto ass church.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mike Calta | Guest Star |