Today Bert Convy sits in for Ant, wait, no that’s Anthony bitching about the United Nations causing traffic in the city, the military and police being out in numbers, Obama’s speech, Donald Trump Jr’s metaphor, Skittles people, Skittles metaphors, Skittles analogies, and memes. East Side Dave pops in to talk about his Skittles protest, they discuss candy consistency, hot chicks they want to bang, Dave getting a rub but not a tug, Lilly Wang comes in to clear the air, and Dave goes on to bitch some more about not “releasing” and killing a hooker. (?!?!) They chat about getting beat downs as kids, Dave’s past drug use, inappropriate calls, Dave’s back to school night, and the upcoming Star Wars episode. They chat movies, Corey Haim’s possible rapist, shitty CGI, crazy sports shit, Cam Newton beat downs, a Popeye’s with some questionable chicken, Deandre Harambe Jenkins comes in to discuss Popeye’s, and they check out some “ribs” at a Chinese spot.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| "East Side" Dave McDonald | Guest Star | ||
| Aaron Berg | Guest Star |