Anthony and Dave Landau start the show off ripping on the LIRR, then Rory Albanese joins in. This leads to watching train accidents, then car accidents, and finally people falling. They talk a bit about their video game addictions, movie subtitles, and Hitler's art before going to the Top Five at 5.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dave Landau | Guest Star | ||
| Rory Albanese | Guest Star |