Bernie is delighted that the kids are in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive them to school two days a week. The delight is short-lived when the carpool becomes more complicated. Jordan teases one of the boys in the car, so Bernie makes Jordan set up a playdate with him. Eventually the boy starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend, and the boy's father won't stop bothering Bernie.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| David Flebotte | Writer | ||
| Kimberly Brooks | Guest Star | ||
| Marquis Scott | Guest Star | ||
| Joel McCrary | Guest Star | ||
| Graham Murdoch | Guest Star | ||
| Adrian Santos | Guest Star | ||
| Kinna McInroe | Guest Star | ||
| Jamie Babbit | Director |