It's hard to believe it's been over 2 years since I started this show, but after watching this review for "Burial Ground: Nights of Terror"...yeah, I now fully believe it's been over 2 years. My, how far we've come. Now days, the prospect of a Snob video being only 4 1/2 minutes seems bizarre. I basically started the show as a lark, something I didn't think would catch on, but would entertain me for a day. I got the idea when I was watching Roger Ebert's review for "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter." It always stuck me as completely bizarre when a critic, any critic, who is by definition a cinema snob, would review an exploitation film. Watching them trashing a movie because of a lack of merits it shouldn't even have in the first place was just really funny to me. So that's why I started the show. I don't really go back and watch my episodes after they've been posted, so this was probably the 1st time I've seen this video in over a year. I gotta say, It was painful watching this video. You can tell I hadn't really found the right tone or voice or act for the character yet, and what's with the cut off at the end? I think I tried a different editor at the time I made this video, and the result chopped off the end of it. But, anyone who does a series of videos can probably tell you they don't really like their very first video. I think I fall into that category. I can say something positive about it, though. Look how much thinner I was in the beginning! I miss being in shape.
The second review by a pretentious cinema snob who critiques low budget exploitation films. I did this video the same day as I did the "Burial Ground" video. Notice how I'm a little signifcantly angrier in this video? That's because I genuinely hate "Porno Holocaust." It's one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life. Also, this video taught me that it's relatively tricky to write and edit a review for a movie that's 70% porn.
Third review from The Cinema Snob, who reviews bad exploitation films. How does "Wanda" stack up against "Olga's House of Shame" or "Ilsa She Wolf of the SS"? Not very well. I had actually just watched the movie the day I wrote and shot the video for it. I kinda like this film. It's fun, especially when the guy from the nut house turns up. At the time, I was mainly doing movies from my own collection that I really had a dislike for, but I think I simply wrote the video for this movie because it was still fresh in my head at the time. This is a weird video to go back and watch. I remember I shot it in the computer room at my old place because there was some work being done in my TV room. It just looks weird in that room. After this video, I specifically designated my TV room as being the Snob set. If there was something going on in that room, I would just wait and shoot the video later.
Can the snob take on 300lbs of Crazy Fat Ethel?
Somehow this was my most watched video on YouTube. Not just by a little bit, but by FAR. It reached near 150,000 hits, which for me is a lot. I never knew why it got such high marks, "Sadomania" isn't even one of the better Women in Prison films. The whole bit about the Snob realizing that "Sadomania" star Ajita Wilson used to be a man comes from my first time seeing this movie with my good friend Ryan.
"Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo" may have a foreign title, but is it foreigny enough for The Cinema Snob?
The Cinema Snob takes aim at the softcore sniper killer flick "Zero in and Scream."
All I remember about shooting this video was that I was pretty sick at the time and was on some pain killers and cold medicine. That could be why there's a difference in my voice.
I did this video as a request for one of my best friends Alex. Alex and I are die-hard William Shatner fans, and we love "Impulse." We've even gone so far as to have "Impulse" parties. I remember when I first got the movie on DVD, I took the day off work so Alex and I could watch it. That's why I'm pretty lenient in this video. The suit I'm wearing in this video is the same suit I wore when I went as John Holmes for Halloween.
There's nothing like a horrible shot-on-video horror film like "Video Violence" to completely send a sleep deprived Cinema Snob over the edge. This review was the first time I had gotten feedback from any of the filmmakers. When I opened my email and saw I had a message from Gary Cohen, director of "Video Violence," I was actually a little nervous. It was one of those "holy shit, I'm going to open this email, and a fist is going to pop out" moments. But to my relief it was a very nice email. This was also the first time I used any kind of title card at the beginning of the video. Notice the cursive Cinema Snob print over a still shot of "Citizen Kane." I kept that around for a few videos before ultimately getting rid of it.
I got a lot of comments saying my drunk acting in this video was pretty bad. But what you don't know is that this is actually what I'm like when I'm drunk. Although, if I really were drunk, I probably would have liked "Holocaust 2," because I would have been watching it through my rum goggles.
The only reason I did this movie is because I thought it would be funny to review a movie, while hungover, that is 80% made up of screaming. Otherwise I don't know if I would have done this one. There's nothing really outstandingly bad about it. It's just got a lot of yelling. This is the first video I did that's pretty much a direct continuation of the previous video. Also, I can explain the balc bar across my crotch in the one scene. My fly was open.
From the "Alucarda" review. In this scene, I have to drain a very wet rag over by forehead. Lets just say the phone starts ringing at the wrong time.
It may be dangerous to go near the park come nightfall, but it's even worse to watch this shitty movie about cannibalistic witches. This was my first video to be taken down from YouTube because the DVD company complained. If you don't want people talking shit about your movie online, then don't release a shitty movie. This was also the last video to feature the old "Cinema Snob" opening logo. For some reason, my editing software at the time really started hating that logo, to the point to where it would screw up the video quality of the rest of the video. So I took it down after this video and just forgot to make another one, until eventually I made an opening credit sequence several videos down the road.
Shooting this video was weird. I basically shot it to cheer myself up when a long term relationship I was in ended surprisingly. Maybe that's why I'm so pissed off in this video. I was so angry that I completely forgot to mention that the title is misspelled in the opening credits. "Savage Vengeance" director Don Farmer left me one of my favorite comments though, which was basically a plea saying that I was wrong in staying that "Porno Holocaust" was the worst film ever made, because he made the worse film ever made: "Savage Vengeance." He's a very funny guy, and his newest movie "Chainsaw Cheerleaders" is pretty fun.
This might be the first time I've watched this video since I shot it. The day after I shot this video, I went on one of those "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" type vacations to cure a bad case of depression. And no, it had nothing to do with watching hoards of really bad movies!! It's a little hard for me to watch this video, given what I was going through at the time, but that does not take away from the fact that "Unhinged" deserved it's skewering, damn it!
The end of Season 1. Yes, I really was getting ready to move to my friend's place. You can't see it, but right in front of me, there were boxes and boxes full of about 800 DVD's. That's kinda sad because it's the last time they were in my apartment before they got stolen. At least I no longer own "Satan's Children" though.
*Date Unverified* Well isn't that a hell of a title to begin Season 2 with! While the Snob may not have any furniture, that's no excuse not to make fun of this nazisploitation flick. 3 months went by between the "Satan's Children" video and this one, mainly because of all the moving stuff. Pretty much everything I say at the beginning of the video is true. I hadn't moved into my friends place because his electricity had been shut off and it was the fucking dead cold of winter. Also I had been laid off at my job. What isn't true however is that all my furniture was gone. I wanted to somehow work the moving story into the show, so I made up the fact that my furniture was gone, even though the big comfy chair and the couch were very much still in the room. I didn't figure on my friend getting evicted and all of my DVD's stolen, so I ended up just running with that joke and remained on the floor for every single episode of Season 2. It's what I call "The Floor Season."
What happens when you combine zombies, a no name 80s soundtrack, and direct-to-video action theatrics? You get "Zombie 4." The worst of the "Zombi" series. Not sure why I have a blanket on in this video. Must've been cold that day. The script for this video actually comes from a review I did on "Zombie 4" when I used to be a critic for a dvd release site. I just re-worded it a little and added some profanity to turn it into a Snob video.
The Cinema Snob tackles Bruceploitation in this film starring Bruce Li who sets out to avenge the death of the real Bruce Lee who was murdered by drug runners. This is another example of a movie appearing on the show mainly because I had just watched it and it was fresh in my head. Otherwise, I might not have even thought to consider it. It's nowhere near the worst Bruceploitation movie, and it's not even one of the more campy entries in that subgenre; but it is however incredibly tasteless. So I guess that makes it decent candidate.
*Date Unverified* It's Thanksgiving time, and only one movie comes to mind to talk about this holiday week. "Blood Freak." A movie where a man turns into a turkey monster and kills druggies. My first holiday themed episode. What the hell else could I have done on Thanksgiving other than "Blood Freak"?
The Cinema Snob takes a look at the Sexploitation Triple Feature from Something Weird Video. First up is the holier than thou crazy religious freak sex from "Evil Come Evil Go." This is the 1st Part of a trilogy of episodes I did called The Sexploitation Triple Feature. Something Weird Video (which is a fantastic company by the way) put out a DVD featuring 3 Sexploitation movies. So I decided to write up a Snob video for all 3 of those movies, and in a period of 3 days I shot and edited the reviews. Only I didn't post them up on YouTube. Well, actually I did for a tiny bit, but I took them down once I realized they would inevitably be removed for content. In that regard, these 3 reviews survived by recent separation from YouTube. They still exist over at Veoh.com, so I'm just going to embed them from over there.
Here's the story behind this video. This movie has nudity in it about 90% of the time, so I had to edit like a mad dog to cover up all the nude shots with red bars in order to post it on YouTube. The problem was that for some really silly reason I chose to edit this video at some obnoxious hour of the early morning, so there was some naked shots that I missed. When I realized there was some stuff I forgot, I had already lost the raw footage, so the video is pretty much stuck the way it is. And it's actually pretty funny because of that. Notice in one scene that the Wallies are covered up, but the Beaver is still very much getting in to trouble out in the open.
The final installment of the Sexploitation Triple Feature. I had to cut about a minute out of this video in order to get it under 10 minutes for YouTube (at the time that's what their maximum length was). I can't remember all that I cut out, but I think one of the lines cut was a "Soft Beds, Hard Battles" reference where I said the only kind of 70's sexploitation I liked were the ones starring Peter Sellers. The "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" reference in this episode is one of my favorite moments of the series.
I remember there was about a month between the "Hand of Pleasure" video and this one. There was something wrong with my computer at the time, probably a virus or something, I can't remember off the top of my head. But that's why at the beginning of the episode I mention being gone a while.
This is the show's introduction to Pierre Kirby. Don't know who Pierre Kirby is? Well, you're missing out, because Pierre Kirby is a legend of low budget 80's actionsploitation cinema! One of the best unknown action heroes of that decade!
It's finally here, the most requested movie I've ever been asked to review. Michael and Roberta Findlay's "Snuff." A godawful film that ironically isn't even about snuff films!
The Cinema Snob bites the bullet and suffers through "Zombie 5" to determine if it really is worse than Part 4. It's true, "Zombie 5: Killing Birds" actually was the first movie I ever netflixed. I got so many requests to do this movie, I set up a netflix account so I could specifically get this movie. The reason I have a blanket on in this episode is easy. I had one on for the "Zombie 4" review. Although I'm still not sure why I had it on in that review. Also, this is the first episode to inquire my now trademark use of the Stinger at the end of each video. For those of you who don't know, The Stinger was most popularly used at the end of "Mystery Science Theater 3000," where in a preposterous, ridiculous, or just down right funny 5 second clip of the movie would be placed at the end of the episodes. I didn't start out wanting to use The Stinger for every episode, but after I got many many requests to do so after the "Zombie 5" review, it simply just became a tradition for the reviews. There are a couple of previous episodes that have a clip of the movie at the end ("Zombie 4," "Ninja Untouchables"), mainly just for time's sake, but I credit the "Zombie 5" review as strictly being the beginning of the Stingers. The "Zombie 5" video is also notable for being another beginning for the series: The debut of The Cinema Snob opening credit sequece. For the theme song, it came down between "Theme From Greatest American Hero" and "Looks Like We Made It" by Barry Manilow (which had been used at the end of the "Satan's Children" review). I went with the former though, seeing how it is possibly the greatest TV theme of all time.
What happens when you make a movie so shitty that no one will distribute it? You go the Al Adamson route and add more footage to it to make it even shittier.
Not really a Snob video, but thought I'd post anyway. The other day I wrote a letter in to "The Stephanie Miller Show" (my favorite radio program) expressing my annoyance at the documentaries on MSNBC. Enjoy!
The worst of the tool themed horror flicks, "Woodchipper Massacre" is heavy on the woodchipper, but light on the massacre. This is one of my favorite episodes. Jon McBride, director of "Woodchipper Massacre," is one of the nicest guys I've talked to online. "Woodchipper Massacre" is a great movie to watch with friends, as is one of Jon's other movies "Cannibal Campout." Very funny stuff. Shortly after I did this review, I got YouTube Comment Bombed by a couple of rabid die-hard "Woodchipper Massacre" fans. I had to write to them and explain in great detail how I am not now nor have I ever been playing myself in any of these videos. Anyone who knows me knows I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those glasses in the real world.
From the box set that brought you "Ninja Untouchables" comes this trippy piece of shit made more unwatchable by the incoherent subtitles!
Only Satan himself could possess someone into making an "Exorcist" rip off as shitty as this one.
Who would think a movie starring six football players and motorcycles would suck? Wait, that does sound terrible.
For this Mother's Day, if you wanna keep your mother off your back for a while, just show her this 1980 hickfest directed by Charles Kaufman.
Not even getting a DVD collection stolen or being temporarily booted from YouTube can stop this Cinema Snob from tearing into this so called exploitation yawner. Some stuff was cut out of this video for time. I remember I filmed an explanation of me explaining how I got the chair back. Even though in real life it was there the whole time; I simply just got tired of sitting on the floor, and since this is the beginning of my 3rd series of episodes, I wanted the chair back. I forget what the filmed explanation was for getting the chair back, but I didn't want to cut anything else out of the video. Especially my 'nam flashback. Also this is the first, and so far only, time in the series where I broke character to explain where my DVD collection had gone. If the 2nd season was "The Floor Season," then Season 3 should be called "The Dark Season." This is when the lighting in my old room was changed, which made the room too fucking dark.
The swan song of Jerry Warren proves that not much had changed since the days of "Teenage Zombies."
Not a whole lot to say about a slasher film where nothing fucking happens in the first hour! I had wanted to do this movie since the very beginning of the show. I remember seeing this movie years and years ago and at the time thinking it was the worst slasher film I had ever seen. Oddly enough, when I went back to rewatch it for the Snob video, I found myself not nearly hating it as much. But that didn't stop me from writing a scathing Snob review on it.
Ever notice that movies that feature the words "Day of the" never ever take place in only a single day? What the hell ever happened to Edward Stazak after the two Panther movies? Maybe I should try to find out. He kicked a lot of ass in these flicks.
Who says zombies, modeling agencies, and ghost ships don't mix? Well, they don't. I lost some computer files between the "Day of the Panther" video and this video. One of the files I lost was the the opening credit sequence file. Sure, I could just get the opening credits off of one of the older videos after transfering onto dvd, but i'm lazy. So instead I filmed this new opening credit sequence that is only used in this review. I didn't really like it all that much, so I didn't keep the file and just got rid of it. This review was the start of there being a different opening credit sequence in each review.
The Cinema Snob is left stunned, not just by the film's awfulness, but by the fact that it was even released! Seems this one has gone on to be quite a fan favorite of all the review I've done. That is thanks largely in part to Chester Novell Turner making one of the absolute worst films ever made. In this review I made the mistake of shooting a couple outside sequences in the dark. I know it's a little hard to tell what's going on, but in case you're wondering, the second time I go outside, I'm firing a BB gun in the air out of anger.
a.k.a. "The Party at Kitty and Stud's," The Snob takes on Sylvester Stallone's most daring role ever. A freakin porn! This is the last of the unsynced bad quality videos, I promise. Some videos just didn't survive the transfer very well. This movie though is the classic Stallone porn. In all due sincerity, this movie really isn't all that bad. It's got a deliciously funky soundtrack, and a decent early Stallone performance. I did this video for one reason and one reason only. To get hits.The beginning of this video also features the source for that YouTube Outtake of me slipping on a park bench and fucking up my shoulder. The outtake has, of course, since disappeared thanks to youtube fucking my account, but the good news is that that was the take we used in the episode, so you can still see me slip off a bench like a jackass.
From "The Italian Stallion" review. Watch as I walk across a bench and accidentally slip and hurt the fuck out of mu shoulder. It's still sore! Best part is that this is the take we used in the actual review.
Beware of what you find in the crisper, because odds are the mold you find on your tomatoes will be more sanitary than a copy of "The Refrigerator." This is the movie that contains that legendary line of dialogue in cinematic history: "I am the wafflemaker!"
That sticky slime seeping from your DVD player could only mean one thing. You've decided to watch "Slugs: The Movie." One of the most fun movies of its kind, I did this video as special request to my very good friend Oliver Scott.
The Cinema Snob loves Pier Pasolini's "Salo." But at what cost? I get asked a lot what my favorite review of the entire series is. The answer to that question is this one right here. The "Salo" video. It isn't the funniest of the whole series, and it might not have a lot of rewatchable value, but it's definitely the most stand out video of all of them I've done. The video just started out as an experiment. What if the Snob reviewed Passolini's "Salo," one of the most controversial, perverted, and disgusting movie on the face of the planet; but as a twist, the character loves the movie because it's still a pretentious art film, even though the movie makes him physically sick. It's the hardest video I ever had to write for the series. It's one thing writing a fake negative review for a movie I kinda like, but it's a whole other thing to write an incredibly pretentious positive review for a movie that I personally don't like. This video is my favorite, because the entire series is satirical. It makes fun of pompous arrogant movie critics who try to review exploitation films (and yes, it's also about me taking many jabs at the movies themselves). And in my mind, this review really gets that through, because in the league of artsy film criticism, the same critic who would give something like "Cannibal Holocaust" a zero star review would turn right around and give a movie like "Salo" a Best Film of the Decade award. To me, this video really nails that home, and that's why this one is my favorite.
Only a film from Chester Novell Turner's extensive 2 movie filmography could receive multiple submissions to The Cinema Snob. After I did the "Black Devil Doll from Hell" review, I got a lot of copies in the mail of Chester Novell Turner's follow up feature, "Tales from the Quadead Zone." With that many requests and submissions, that made it a must for me to make a video of this piece of shit. I've read many articles calling Turner the worst director of all time. I don't necessarily believe this. He only made 2 films in his life, both of which are two of the worst horror films of the 80s, but the title of worst director of all time should go to someone a little more deserving, someone who made a career out of what Chester only did twice with a VHS cam. Bottom line, it needs to be a rule that someone in the running for worst director of all time has to have made equal or more movies than Coleman Francis.
"The Galaxy Invader" strikes an odd feeling of deja vu in The Cinema Snob. I was so glad YouTube had extended their max video length from 10 minutes to 11 minutes when I did this video. It would have been hell looking for a minute's worth of footage in the review to cut out. I really liked how this video turned out. Also, I had no idea going into this movie that "Galaxy Invader" is what was used in the "Pod People" opening credit sequence. I love it when these movies throw me presents when it's not even my birthday.
The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd dimension to review the most successful 3-D film of all time. And also one of the worst. Apparently there are several different versions of this movie that exist. I've seen DVD trailers for this movie that feature footage I most certainly did not see in the version that I reviewed. I hope to god that there isn't a version out there that is worse than the one that I watched, which is truly one of the more unwatchable movies I've reviewed for this show.
After the disastrous "Jaws: The Revenge," only one man dared to unofficially attempt to save the franchise. Bruno Mattei. I finally cracked and did a movie from my favorite director, Bruno Mattei. Jillian kinda put me up to this one, but she was right. There was a lot of material in this movie that was perfect for a Snob video.
A "Friday the 13th" film so unlucky that not even Jason himself wanted any part of it. This is the most mainstream I've ever gotten on this show. The "Friday the 13th" series is my favorite slasher film series, so I had to do a special Snob video to coincide with the release of the "Friday the 13th" remake (which was mediocre at best). It was a toss up between doing this one or Part VIII, and since V is my least favorite, I went with this one. I'll save VIII for when Jason strikes again.
The return of Edward Stazak as Jason Blade! Stazak never appeared in another movie again after this one. I'll review any cheesy 80's action movie that gives me a good excuse to put together a rockin montage.
The 1st in our 5 Part Pierre Kirby Retrospective starts here with "Zombie Vs. Ninja." A chopsocky comedy featuring not many zombies and only kind-of ninjas. Pierre Kirby week all started with this review. I think it took me about a month to put the entire Pierre Kirby Week together. If you don't know who Pierre Kirby is, shame on you!! He is the unsung action hero of the 1980s! A man that ever fan of action films should know. Also, sorry about the low audio on the movie clips. I was using a different pair of headphones while editing, and it sounded fine in those. Stupid chintsy headphones.
Part 2 of our week long Pierre Kirby retrospective answers the burning question: "What the hell ever happened to Pierre Kirby?"
The Pierre Kirby movie we have all been waiting for. "Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent." Pierre Kirby and a giant freakin snake.
Looks like we're back to the multi-colored Ninjas. Meaning "Ninja of the Magnificence" is almost the same exact movie as "Full Metal Ninja" and "Zombie Vs. Ninja."
In the final entry to Pierre Kirby Week, we say our goodbyes to Mr Kirby and we see Pierre take on a role unlike his previous film roles. Here is the video where I declare Pierre Kirby to be the Official Movie Star of The Cinema Snob. Damn right. If you have your doubts about Pierre Kirby, just check out the kick ass montage I put together for the end of this review.
The Cinema Snob gets unwillingly nailed by the worst slasher film in the history of film. Ah yes. The movie that got me booted off of YouTube. Here's how I look at it. If I'm going to be kicked off YouTube because of a movie, it might as well be because of the absolute worst slasher film ever made. From what I understand, it was the DVD company and not the actual makers of the film that complained about the review. I might be wrong about that, but that's how I understood it. I actually have them to thank. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have gone on to make this website, which so far has generated more hits than my YouTube page did in its entire 2+ years of existence.
Before James Cameron wowed the world with “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” little did anyone know that Bruno Mattei already arrived first with the Italian “Terminator II.” Another movie from my favorite director, Bruno Mattei. I had to do this movie, even though I personally love it. I had hinted on it in the "Jaws 5" video, plus a new Terminator movie had come out this summer, so it made sense for me to do a video for this movie, which is actually a rip off of "Aliens." Don't pay any attention to what my character says in this video. Go out and watch this movie. It's a blast.
The Snob takes some time out of moving to a new place to trash a horrible women in prison film called “Helga.” Worst "Ilsa" rip off ever!! This is the last review I filmed in the room over at my old place. I had to hurry up and get this review written so I could film it before I was completely moved out. I consider this to be the end of the Season 3 group of episodes. When this episode premiered on YouTube, the theme music had to be changed to the "Hill Street Blues" theme. That's because YouTube thought it would be cute to mute my video every time I tried uploading it with the Greatest american Hero Theme. By the time I did my next video on YouTube, I figured out a away to sneak in my theme through YouTube's back door, which is surpringly easier than you may think. I still love Mike Post's "Hill Street Blues" theme though.
Before Harry Potter, in the magic land of Taiwan in 1983, there was Richard Kiel. The beginning of Season 4. "War of the Wizards" is a first and a last for the show. It's the first video to be filmed at my new place, and it's the last video to have been hosted on YouTube. I like the old set better too, but unfortunately I don't have a room with wood paneling at my new place. I know, that's a bummer. As for this video goes, I wanted to do a video to co-incide with the new Harry Potter movie (even though I'm personally not a huge Harry Potter fan) so I searched around for some obscure movies involving wizards, and this is what I found. A Japanese acid trip featuring Richard Keil.
I’d like to introduce a very special guest to the Spoony Experiment: a guy who’s too extreme for YouTube, with a library of movies so bizarre the word “obscure” just doesn’t seem to cover it.
Thus the post-YouTube era of The Cinema Snob has begun! Many of you probably first saw this video posted by Spoony over at www.spoonyexperiment.com who was very cool enough to let me do a couple videos there while I converted all of my previous videos over to blip. Well, now I can no longer say my site is Yeti free.
Sadly, I don't think a "Zombie 7" exists.
How do you make some money off of a barely seen late 80's 'Nam flick? Call it a sequel to a 1978 B World War II movie that shares the same title as the #1 movie at the box office! It's simple!
The Cinema Snob returns, struck down with a disease known only as Shot on Shitteo entertainment.
The Cinema Snob gets the cold shoulder and is blue balled with an R-Rated sequel to the most successful pornographic movie of all time.
If you're going to go after Remakesploitation, you might as well start out with the grand daddy of them all.
What was in the fuckin box? "Brazillian Star Wars." A remakesploitation so sinister, it could push the Cinema Snob completely to the dark side.
Well, if you have a Demented Death Farm, then the Massacre should come natural!
Only one thing can stop drunken RV vacationers and drunken hunters in the midwest: THE ALIENATOR!
It's a Very Cinema Snob Thanksgiving, with the one 80's holiday Peter Billingsly movie that no one remembers!
The Cinema Snob, hours before reaching a 103 degree fever, suffers through "Troll." Coincidence?
The Cinema Snob tackles a movie so bad, it even has it's own documentary made about it!
What would a Cinema Snob Christmas be like without a bunch of dead Santas?
Time to spend New Years Eve Cinema Snob style, with booze, ghosts, and whatever else this British Evil Dead ripoff has to offer.
The Cinema Snob proves that just because you CAN make a porn out of anything, doesn't mean you SHOULD make a porn out of anything.
As The Cinema Snob discovers, Indonesia has found a way to combine the South Sea Queen with...James Cameron's "The Terminator"?
The Cinema Snob discovers that even zombies like to get naked every once in a while.
Could a movie about a bed that eats people be artsy enough for The Cinema Snob? Or will it just give him food poisoning.
The Cinema Snob makes the same mistake that many of us have time and time again. He orders something off of television!
All alone this Valentine's Day? Spend it with The Cinema Snob! It's cheaper than buying a hooker.
More stock footage! More shot on shitteo! And more amazing tea drinking action! The Cinema Snob looks at Nick Phillips' "Death Nurse 2."
The Cinema Snob sits through Ted V. Mikels' "The Astro Zombies." A movie that does not feature outer space, and barely features zombies.
In an attempt to vanquish the lingering nightmares of "ET The Porno," The Cinema Snob tries to watch another disturbing adult film from the 90's.
The Cinema Snob chops down some killer trees and "Troll 3." Where's Michael Palin in a lumberjack costume when you need him?
The Cinema Snob looks at that other movie called "Troll 3," aka "Quest for the Mighty Sword." A movie that is actually the 4 entry to an entirely different series of films.
The Cinema Snob showers through one of the sleaziest and most controversial exploitation films of all time.
The Cinema Snob returns to take on both zombies AND the confederacy!!
Now it's The Cinema Snob's turn to sit through "Riki-Oh." And someone is going to have to pay!
The Cinema Snob reviews "Video Violence 2," three years after reviewing "Video Violence." Better late than never!
The Cinema Snob teams up with Film Brain to tackle this little seen Christopher Walken flick that has absolutely nothing to do with "The Simpsons."
The Cinema Snob sits through a movie harsher than any Japanese gameshow. Special thanks to Richard Orr for the DVD.
aka Brad and Phelan review "Troll 4" at the Cameo Hotel in front of The Elevators.
Has The Cinema Snob found the worst shot on shitteo movie ever? Atleast for the time being?
The Italians beat us to the sequel punch once more!
The Cinema Snob tackles one of the most requested movies for the show.
He returns!
The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of the less stimulating entries in 70s porn.
Looks like Superman's weakness next to kryptonite is song and dance.
While "Island of Death" may have been banned in the UK, it unfortunately isn't banned for The Cinema Snob.
The Cinema Snob Returns! And with nazi bikers. Sorta.
The Cinema Snob takes on some Southern Fried Zombies.
The Cinema Snob measures himself up against Ron Jeremy in this little seen early 90s Mario porno spoof.
The Cinema Snob takes a look at "The Expendables." No, not that "Expendables." Another "Expendables."
It's The Cinema Snob's 100th Episode Mega Orgy!!
And now, the riveting, pulsating conclusion of "Caligula"!
The Cinema Snob off the heels of his trip to Caligula's Rome is forced to endure one Violent Shit... a movie that is exactly as it says, both violent and shit!
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The Cinema Snob has returned!!!! Not even being on a movie shoot can keep The Snob's anger down.
The brothers return for some more plumbing.
The Cinema Snob goes back to school for this 1973 made for tv movie.
Bone-crushing, Skull-splitting, Brain-blasting, Boom Mike Action!
The Nostalgia Critic and The Cinema Snob team up to spotlight "Leprechaun." It's early 90's horror in a 3 foot nutshell.
Sasquatch gets lucky.
Look what's talking! No seriously, look what's talking.
The Cinema Snob tackles a movie about paper mache weasels, directed by a teenager.
The Cinema Snob gives anything but thank to this 1981 Thanksgiving slasher film.
It's violent. It's shit. And it's a sequel.
At least the dubbers seem to be having a good time.
Sage and Snob team up for "Dolemite II: The Human Tornado"!
Christmas with The Snob.
The Cinema Snob counts down his best moments of the year!
Celebrate the start of 2011 with The Cinema Snob.
Yep. The other talking vagina movie.
Pierre Kirby returns!
Aka "Bathman del pianeta Eros;" it's Batman, Italian Style!!
It's Public Domain Month on The Cinema Snob! And first up is Abel Ferrara's controversial "Driller Killer." A movie that's in both the Public Domain and the Video Nasties list!
The Cinema Snob tackles this low budget Italian Star Wars rip off, as Public Domain Month continues.
Next up in Public Domain Month, a werewolf is loose at a local girl's academy! And not the good kind of werewolf either, like in Teen Wolf Too.
Someone asked for this match up?
Public Domain Month concludes with the follow up to "Billy the Kid vs Dracula"...."Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter." Do they fight? Who knows. But apparently they at least meet each other.
The Cinema Snob tackles the FMV footage from the controversial 1992 Sega CD game "Night Trap."
Perverts in a Half Shell!
The "Lost" Episode
The Cinema Snob returns with the kinkier side of the Lewis Carroll classic.
..what?
In this special episode, The Cinema Snob spotlights one of the most controversial horror films of all time.
The Cinema Snob watches the original version of "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates." And it's one of the worst things in the history of things.
Aliens have infected our homeless AND our vacuum cleaners!
Lupa and The Snob team up to talk about the greatest Asylum movie ever, "Sherlock Holmes"!
Well, Dracula already kinda was a dirty old man to begin with.
The Snob takes on the legendary 1982 slasher film from "Pod People" director Juan Piquer Simon.
Did you know that there was a Manimal comic? Well, sort of.
Have you checked the children?
After taking a break from reading through the Manimal comic, Linkara and Snob take a look at "Bimbos BC."
Being the adventures of a young woman whose principle interests are sex, ultra-violence, sex, Beethoven, and more sex.
Leprechaun 6: Back 2 tha Hood - Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack #6 In this episode, Mr. Mendo gets his Irish on, and joins forces with special guest the Cinema Snob to take on the sixth (yes,the sixth) film in the Leprechaun series. Warwick Davis IS the Leprechaun, who returns to "tha hood" a year after rapping with Ice-T, to slowly pick off a random group of ghetto denizens (including Tangi Miller, Laz Alonso, Page Kennedy, and the inimitable Sticky Fingaz) who make the tragic mistake of stealing his pot o' gold!
Nazi bikers have returned! But has Colonel Sanders?
Could this surreal adult film from the early 80s be the artsy exploitation flick The Cinema Snob has been looking for?
It's John Waters cult classic "Pink Flamingos" through the eyes of The Cinema Snob.
How the hell do you make a sequel to a biopic where the lead character dies?
Love's got some stiff competition.
Third time's a shit.
The Original Basterds.
Well that sure is a classy sounding title.
The Cinema Snob returns with Herschell Gordon Lewis' gorefest "Blood Feast."
Notoriously rejected by the MST3K crew, The Cinema Snob looks at the infamous "Child Bride."
Time for a little dwarfsploitation.
Satan possesses a woman's vagina and causes it to talk. Yep, another one of those.
Lets hope he has better credentials than Dr. Butcher MD.
The Cinema Snob gets extra snobby to take a look at William Lustig's notorious 1980 serial killer film that has the audacity to be dark and violent.
Wow. This one's bad.
E.T. Week finally begins!! First up, it's Badi: The Turkish E.T. from 1983.
Yes. There is another E.T. Porno.
"Nukie" is a movie so unwatchably bad, that E.T. Week can only go uphill from here.
For those who thought "Badi" wasn't Shot on Shitteo enough.
E.T. comes to an end with "Extra Terrestrial Visitors." ...though you may know the movie better under a slightly different title.
The Snob checks out a 1983 adult thriller that shares the same title as a different, more recent flick.
It's Thanksgiving with The Cinema Snob and his cracked voice!
Have you tested out YOUR catfood lately?
Such a simple title for a fucked up Christmas horror film.
The Cinema Snob returns with the notorious "Cannibal Ferox."
Aka Antropophagus or The Grim Reaper, whatever the case, this is most certainly not delicious.
The Cinema Snob sits through one of the dirtier nazisploitation films. Also known as "Caligula Reincarnated As Hitler."
The Cinema Snob checks out one of the earlier Charles Manson inspired movies.
The portion of my "Chillerama" review is read on The Stephanie Miller Show, where I gave a shout out to Jim Ward! And also dropped the F bomb.
The Cinema Snob picks one of the more controversial giallo entries for his "mystery movie night."
Welcome to...Johnsontown?
Sure, it's a day late, but Happy Valentine's Day. It's Rape Squad.
The Cinema Snob returns to the land of Godfrey Ho!
The Cinema Snob returns with a movie that truly is one of a kind!
So does the Snob take to Wes Craven's Last House on the Left like some critics do?
Brows Held High: Season 2, Episode 6 The crossover everyone's been waiting for! A sheltered, hairy, condescending man who talks about porn for a living meets a A sheltered, hairy, condescending man who talks about "erotica" for a living!
The devil must really hate this girl.
The Cinema Snob sinks his teeth into this 70s "Jaws" Porno Spoof.
The Cinema Snob checks out the remake of "Mother's Day" starring Rebecca De Mornay.
The Cinema Snob watches the classic 1983 slasher film "Sleepaway Camp."
Often listed among the worst films ever made, The Cinema Snob checks out this spy vs nazi flick.
Angela returns to camp.
Wouldn't you trust the word of someone named Dr. Francis B. Gross?
More Happy Campers to slaughter.
The Cinema Snob checks out the original Crazy Fat Ethel, "Criminally Insane."
The Cinema Snob checks out this 1986 Batman porno spoof. Cute title.
It's Olympics season, so The Cinema Snob checks out this forgotten 1979 flick starring James Coburn and Susan Anton as an athlete who gets her strength from a chemical by her former nazi father! This may be one of the greatest movies I've watched on this show.
Legendary adult film directors The Mitchell Brothers give us their take on the last seven days of Sodom and Gomorrah. Atleast it's not 120 Days.
Just...be warned.
But you know what didn't survive? The production.
The Cinema Snob finds an exquisite French film with some beastly action.
Hot and sexy Simpsons porno action from Argentina!
The Cinema Snob checks out the uncut version of this lesser known 1985 slasher film.
Also known as "Karateci Kiz," a 1974 Turkish revenge film, known for supposedly having the worst movie death scene of all time.
The Cinema Snob suits up for Halloween to talk about "Hack-O-Lantern."
Time for some more wacky, WWII Propaganda! This time around, the devil himself gets involved.
aka, "Karl the Butcher Vs Axe," it's the last of the "Violent Shit" series.
This Thanksgiving, Turkish Casper is the ghost with the least!
Wait, it's called WHAT???
So what's a Silent Night Deadly Night sequel like, sans Garbage Day?
The original "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" is a classic. But what does a cinema snob think of it?
Before moving to a new place, The Cinema Snob films one more episode in the current location. So why not pick this piece of WTF Japan, "Tampon Tango."
It's the final Sleepaway Camp film, this one from the same creator and stars of the original film. What better way to ring in a new location.
The Cinema Snob takes a look at the Weird, Wild and Crazy Theatrical Trailers from Around the World! It's a collection of humorous and amusing exploitation trailers, including "The Italian Stallion," "Teenage Mother," and more!
Last year it was "Rape Squad." This year for Valentine's Day, The Cinema Snob checks out something way worse.
It's Die Hard at a...ski resort? The Cinema Snob checks out this DTV Thomas Ian Griffith "Die Hard" clone of the 90's that's way easier to sit through that whatever that shit is in theaters now.
The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of the most popular and successful adult films of all time.
It's The Cinema Snob's 200th Episode!! I sure hope there's nothing controversial in this film.
The Cinema Snob continues his look at one of the most controversial exploitation films of all time.
Turns out if you get too close to a spilled can of radioactive waste, it may do serious harm to your movie!
The Cinema Snob salutes Roger Ebert by taking a look at this Ebert scripted Russ Meyer cult classic from 1970.
Wait, there's another one? This time written and directed by Ron Jeremy!
Ever wish "The Terminator" were only 40 minutes long and shot on shitteo?
One of the sleazier films from The Cinema Snob's collection. Imagine "Taxi Driver" if Travis Bickle liked to clean people's assholes.
You don't have to go to Texas, or the movie "Pieces," for a Chainsaw Massacre!
The Cinema Snob finally spotlights one of the most notorious nazisploitation films of all time.
The Cinema Snob checks out another piece of What-The-Fuck Hollywood, this time it's the 1981 Andy Kaufman/Bernadette Peters love story about robots.
Ooo, scandalous!
Not even the real Superman can save us from this train wreck of a porno spoof.
Ilsa and the girls are back, and this time they're gone Middle Eastern!
Fucking WHAT?!?!?
Mainly known for containing the first onscreen appearance of a beloved TV icon; you'd better have some of that LSD left over from last week's episode, cause you're gonna need it.
Studios shouldn't be surprised by the disappointment of Gore Verbinski's "The Lone Ranger," after all, the same thing happened 32 years ago!!
Get your fill of more Giant Robot action, Charles Band style!
You've seen slugs, grizzlies, and sharks! Now prepare for the biggest threat of them all...DOGS!! It's Lloyd's favorite movie of all time.
Often called one of the roughest of the roughies, it's nipple piercin' fun for the whole family!
Just a little slasher film from 1980, perhaps you've heard of it.
Complete with a cracked voice, The Cinema Snob takes a look at some more lively trailers from the 42nd Street Forever Collection! Trailers spotlighted this time around include Black Samson, Skatetown USA, The Hellcats, and more!
The Cinema Snob is shocked to find out they made another one of these!
In honor of Friday the 13th week, The Cinema Snob takes a look at...this.
The Cinema Snob returns with the most fabulous of vampires!
Finally, the true story of Jack the Ripper can be told! Or not.
The Cinema Snob comes across a not so friendly alien from the 1980s.
I hear this one has Halloween stuff in it! The Cinema Snob checks out one of the most inspirational slasher films of all time.
Evil!! After the nightmares are over, The Cinema Snob can now post up this piece of WHAT THE FUCK children's entertainment from Mexico!
That's right, there's another one of these movies. These vaginas won't stop talking!!
When are people going to learn to take the advice given to us in titles that start with "Don't."
Some days it's nice to be an only child.
This Thanksgiving, The Snob returns to the land of Turkey to check out their own version of I Spit on Your Grave. Yep, this actually exists, and it's just horrible!
Now we know why they call him Guy Smiley!
Don't have enough time to see the new Hobbit films? Perhaps this Russian 1985 version will be up your alley!
After spotlighting some of the sequels in previous years, The Cinema Snob finally takes a look at the original 1984 controversial slasher film "Silent Night, Deadly Night."
The Cinema Snob returns, and for the first episode of the year, it's time to take a look at Robert Stigwood's 1978 musical film version of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. A shining example of 70s What the FUCK Hollywood?!?
That's right, it's the 4th E.T. porno spoof, and this one's this one brand new, released just last year!
Remember that time John Wayne played Genghis Khan in a movie filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site? Yep, this happened.
Before the remake comes out, it's time to check out the GOD AWFUL 1981 version of Scott Spencer's novel. Seriously, this movie is an insane piece of SHIT.
The Cinema Snob skips through winter and goes right to the summer with this Olympics themed horror film!
Frequently the question has been asked, which movie did I stop watching and decide not to do an episode on. I've always answered that that movie was Hitler's Harlot. So...here's an episode on Hitler's Harlot.
The Shack Is Back! Er, well, not really...
Ilsa returns! This time as a sadistic warden of a 3rd world mental facility!
This episode was released directly and exclusively on The Cinema Snob: Nudies, Rudies & Crudies DVD set, due to Brad Jones' desire to release another Cinema Snob DVD and the heavy amount of nudity shown in the film...as well as the review.
Leave it to Godfrey Ho to bring us this crazy ass rape/revenge movie, complete with ninjas!
Herschell Gordon Lewis, one of the true Godfathers of Gore, gives us this 1971 expose on the art of black love making!
Hey remember the time John Travolta and Olivia Newton John reunited for a 1983 romantic comedy where God threatens to destroy the world unless these two hook up?
Sasquatch Week has begun! Could things only go up from Curse of Bigfoot, or is the worst yet to come?
Sasquatch Week continues, and this time, do they finally get that filthy animal??
The Cinema Snob braves through To Catch a Yeti, the Nukie of Sasquatch Week. Easily one of the worst films the Snob has endured.
Today on Sasquatch Week, Sasquatch goes all Shot on Shitteo on us!!
The Cinema Snob wraps up Sasquatch Week with the 1972 cult classic The Legend of Boggy Creek!
Mother's Day is right around the corner, so The Cinema Snob checks out a movie that's the mother of all movies named Mommie Dearest!
Before the new Godzilla film comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out "Godzilla's Revenge," often considered to be one of the worst in the franchise.
No, not that Drive, this 1974 gay porn is about a homicidal drag queen hell bent on world domination by destroying all cocks and sex drives!
From director John T. Bone, the Samurai Sluts are here to fight for truth, justice, and Asian Stereotypes!!
The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd Dimension for the special All 3-D episode!! Sidenote, audio in the on camera bits is slightly different than the voice over portions; tweaked it as much as I could, still hope you enjoy! A very special thanks to camera-man and 3-D Supervisor Ed Glaser! http://www.neonharbor.com
The Cinema Snob spends his Father's Day with one of the scariest fathers of them all, Terry O'Quinn!
It's giant robots fighting season again, so The Cinema Snob checks out one of the spiritual sequels to Robot Jox, the 1993 film Robot Wars!
Remember the time they made a biopic of John Belushi, where his ghost is being led around by his Puerto Rican cab driving guardian angel?
Before The Tramps took on Star Wars in Brazilian Star Wars, they took a stab at Planet of the Apes!
While he was busy being a baseball legend, Babe Ruth still found the time to cure cancer, save animals, and cause a crippled boy to walk! What a guy!
Will any new Hercules film be able to top Lou Ferrigno throwing things into outer space?
Lou Ferrigno returns as Hercules, but more importantly, does he throw anything else into outer space?
Pia Zadora stars in this notoriously bad piece of WTF Hollywood, about a struggling screenwriter who braves a world of schizophrenic men and garden hoses. It's the Showgirls of the 80s!
You've seen porno spoofs of movies, now how about a porno spoof of a music video.
The Cinema Snob must decide what to do for a future Snob episode, so it's time to take a look at a collection of more wacky exploitation trailers, from Survive! to Devil Times Five to The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood!
It's Friday the 13th meets The Little Rascals!
While anxiously awaiting the release of next year's The Hateful Eight, The Cinema Snob checks out one of the bleakest and most gruesome westerns of the 70s, Cut-Throats Nine!
Cinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Sybill Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles
Musical March (in September) continues as the Snob reviews a bizarre 1980 Faustian musical that's set in 1994.
Believe it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1982: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).
Musical March (in September) concludes with a musical so bad it may have killed the disco era
Blooper reel of Brad and Jake from The Bros segments in the previous Cinema Snob episode, Can't Stop the Music.
Returning to his favorite genre: Shot on Shitteo, the Cinema Snob selects a really poorly made movie with barely audible sound, terrible acting and it delivers none of what it promises.
NOPE!!!!!
Last year, The Cinema Snob spotlighted John Carpenter's classic Halloween. Now, what does he think of this sequel?
The Cinema Snob dives into the world of 1970s adult animation, with the Flo & Eddie movie "Down and Dirty Duck."
In honor of the 30th Anniversary of the Elm Street franchise, The Cinema Snob takes a look at the original film that started it all.
The Cinema Snob checks out this truly AWFUL film from 1974, whose most entertaining asset is its ridiculous box cover.
Direct from Turkey, it's one of the most insane Rambo related films you'll see!
A stupid movie is as a stupid movie does.
What does this story of demon worms, office politics, and witches have to do with Silent Night Deadly Night?
The Cinema Snob returns for an all new year of movies, starting with Lucio Fulci's notorious cult horror film Zombie, aka Zombi 2.
It's just like American Graffiti, only a lot more shaved! Featuring the return of The Bros!
After many years, The Cinema Snob finally returns to the land of Bruno Mattei, for one of the most entertaining Italian zombie movies of the era. Aka "Virus" and "Night of the Zombies."
Blooper reel from Brad and Jake's Bros bits from The Cinema Snob "Cruisin' 57" episode!
The Cinema Snob checks out Dario Argento's masterpiece Suspiria!
Oh no, is this the last one?!? Well, in 1984, it might have been.
The question that must be answered, such as when is it a porno spoof, and when is it false advertising?
From Joe D'Amato, it's the classic tale of guy loses girl, guy stuffs girl, guy kills a hitchhiker.
Bob.
Since the Snob has already done the 5th Friday the 13th film, that means there's only one logical conclusion: the porno spoof.
Ninja bikers have seized the city's drug supply, and only a Tae Kwon Do college band can stop them!
From the director of "Cannibal Holocaust," it's Ruggero Deodato's first cannibal adventure into the Amazon.
It's the sequel that brings us what the original was missing. Locust costumes and dream machines.
The Cinema Snob returns with a tale of revenge and steel hands!
The only thing that can stop a group of domestic terrorists from blowing shit up is Chuck Norris and a dog!
It's Mad Max meets The Hustler, with a little bit of finger chopping thrown in there!
It's The Cinema Snob's 300th episode, and he takes a look at one of the most notorious bombs in movie history, Michael Cimino's Heaven's Gate!!
The only thing that can save a group of amazon babes from Dinosaurs is Ross Hagen and a group of army misfits!
The Cinema Snob tries very hard to continue on with Heaven's Gate, while a producer attempts to keep the episode under budget.
The Cinema Snob watches the conclusion of Heaven's Gate, while a documentary chronicles the Heaven's Gate review mishaps.
It can't be bargained with. It can't reasoned with. But you can fuck it.
Talia Shire is stalked by her lesbian neighbor Elizabeth Ashley, in the only directorial effort from cinematographer Gordon Willis!
One of the worst things in the history of things.
Can anyone stop that scumbag Boojie Baker?!?!
From the writer of several Guillermo Del Toro horror films, comes this weird ass family dog movie from the early 90s!
Before the new Fantastic Four comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out the Roger Corman version from 1994.
All the grass in the world wouldn't make this pot movie easy to sit through!
The Cinema Snob looks at the hidden subtexts of Freddy's Revenge!
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!
Musical March (in September) returns, as The Cinema Snob takes a look at Sylvester Stallone's 1983 sequel to Saturday Night Fever!
Musical March (in September) continues in this musical spaghetti western, where Little Rita and Trinity vow to destroy the world's gold by stealing it from both The Man with No Name and Django.
The Cinema Snob tries to make sense out of the Egyptian version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
It's the final entry in Musical March (in September), so The Cinema Snob finds out if he'll Xanado or Xanadon't!
First there was Black Love, and now there's Black Is Beautiful! Yep, more exploitation documentaries about black people having sex!
The night he came back home, because why not.
The Cinema Snob and The Nostalgia Critic team up for one of the most controversial films of all time, The Passion of the Christ!
Michael Myers is back, for some kind of revenge too!
The Cinema Snob checks out a movie where the vampires really suck.
It's the 3rd Friday the 13th week of the year, so The Cinema Snob checks out Jason's funny return to the series!
The Cinema Snob finds out that the way to save Christmas is to make a movie so bad that it ends up on imdb's bottom 100!
aka "Ms Velma's This Is Christmas in America," it's like if an insane asylum put on a Christmas special in the same universe as Fun in Balloon Land!
Halleluyer, The Cinema Snob reviews a Madea movie.
A Christmas movie this season that's finally Lloyd Approved.
But will the new Star Wars movie tell us more about Life Day and feature Jefferson Starship?
Find out if Mickey Rooney as a mad toymaker has anything to do with the previous Silent Night Deadly Nights!
The Cinema Snob kicks off the 2016 season with one of the worst romance films ever made!
The Cinema Snob checks out Cannon's Enter the Ninja, starring Franco Nero, one of the earliest 1980s ninja entries!
The Cinema Snob returns to Italian horror with a film combining Lucio Fulci, Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso!
Do you like bubbles?
Clean out your finest closets, because it's time for The Cinema Snob to review War Room!
Nazi Love Island, starring John Holmes, (a.k.a. Prisoner of Paradise) is a 1980 sexploitation film directed by Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn. A shipwrecked sailor rescues two American nurses from a Nazi officer in the South Pacific. Only available on "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies" DVD.
Hey Scotty? New Snob episode, man.
The Cinema Snob reviews something so bizarre it makes Ms Velma look like Pee Wee's Playhouse!
The Cinema Snob's review of 1982's sexploitation film Orgasmo Esotico, from director Mario Siciliano. Produced by Joe D'Amato peddler of such classics as PORNO HOLOCAUST and EROTIC NIGHTS OF THE LIVING DEAD. The full, uncut review is only available on 'THE CINEMA SNOB'S UNEROTIC FANTASIES', now on DVD at http://www.walkawayentertainment.com
In the early 80s, Cannon Films secured the rights to the Death Wish franchise starring Charles Bronson. Lets see how things changed.
The Cinema Snob sees what happens when Cannon Films gets a chance to make a Superman movie!
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1973 Turkish version of Batman.
Before Wonder Woman went to series, there was a 1974 TV-movie pilot with a slightly different interpretation of the character.
The Cinema Snob checks out the first God's Not Dead before the sequel comes out!
Remember the time Chevy Chase played a PI who is killed and comes back as Benji the Dog?
Remember the time Cannon Film made a talking monkey movie with Dom Deluise?
What happens when a 30 year old high school student pretends to be Christian to woo the religious girl?
A detective is called in to solve the crime of the age! A book has been stolen at Bible Camp!!
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1990 version of Captain America.
The Cinema Snob celebrates Friday the 13th by reviewing The New Blood.
The Cinema Snob reviews 3 Dev Adam, aka Three Giant Men, aka Turkish Captain America and Santo vs Spider-Man.
Brad reviews the live action TV pilot for Power Pack!
The Cinema Snob looks at this rather different take on the Ninja Turtles.
The pillow fights at this slumber party have been replaced with a serial killer and a power drill!
The Cinema Snob switches things up a bit by reviewing the Satan Bite the Dust music video by Carman!
The Cinema Snob reviews the bizarre sequel to The Slumber Party Massacre.
As chosen by Patreon subscribers, The Cinema Snob reviews an early 80s melodrama that happens to be called Independence Day.
The Cinema Snob reviews a Tarzan movie from the director of Ghosts Can't Do It.
The winner of this Viewer's Choice episode is a Sherman Hemsley haunted house comedy that is so bad it sullies the name of Alan Smithee!
The Cinema Snob goes where many men and women have gone before.
Sometimes you need to take a break from Pokemon Go and watch something that will give you nightmares.
You will believe a cat can talk.
The Cinema Snob misses out on something Suicide Squad related, and instead gets struck with Bushwhacked Fever!
They're gonna buttercream all over this town!
Estus Pirkle returns in this follow up to "If Footmen Tire You" to tell you exactly why you're going to hell!
You've seen Strokemon and 10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, but now they've gone too far!
Musical March (in September) begins again, with a movie that is NOT the word!
The Cinema Snob reviews The Identical.
Time to pop n lock and work the kinks out of your neck, because Musical March (in September) continues with this breakdancing film from The Cannon Group!
Musical March in September comes to a close as The Cinema Snob takes a look at the sequel to Breakin' with the familiar subtitle.
The ghost of a dead hard rocker haunts a small town, and the only thing to stop him is Skippy from Family Ties!
The Cinema Snob reviews this 1990 Halloween set comedy about a group of martians who attempt to invade a small town!
The Cinema Snob reviews the theatrical cut of the very troubled Halloween 6.
From David DeCoteau, the director of A Talking Cat, comes a Halloween themed film also featuring Eric Roberts as a talking animal!
Who needs one Halloween 6 when you can have two?
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1978 made for tv version of Doctor Strange!
The Cinema Snob reviews this Patreon suggested movie Dangerous Men.
The Cinema Snob reviews the War on Christmas movie Last Ounce of Courage.
In the tradition of such classics as Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny and Santa Clause Conquers the Martians, here's a bit of insanity called The Magic Christmas Tree!
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1972 horror film Silent Night Bloody Night!
The Cinema Snob and The Nostalgia Critic team up to review Dear Santa.
Snob's re-review of the notorious Bat Pussy! "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies" is coming this February to DVD!
Snob reviews 1976's X-rated 'The Farmer's Daughter', written and directed by Zebedy Colt. The full, uncut review is only available on THE CINEMA SNOB'S UNEROTIC FANTASIES, now on DVD at http://www.walkawayentertainment.com
The Cinema Snob begins 2017 with a story that could happen to your children, or YOURS!
In the first part of this 2 part episode, The Cinema Snob looks at Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes a Boat.
Now that we've seen Jason take a boat, we can finally see him take Manhattan. Kinda. Sorta.
That's right, it's the Pure Flix Columbine movie.
The Cinema Snob reviews this Patreon suggested movie, Macho Man.
The Cinema Snob finally visits the world of notorious director Edward D. Wood Jr.
The Cinema Snob spotlights the works of Lucio Fulci this month for Fulcuary, beginning with his 1981 masterpiece The Beyond!
Bob Returns!
The Cinema Snob visits Lucio Fulci's City of the Living Dead, where there may in fact be zombies.
And the winner of last week's Patreon poll is the batshit crazy Lucio Fulci fantasy film, Conquest!
They don't call him the eighth wonder of the world for nothing!
The meeting of Bela Lugosi and a gorilla that everyone was asking for, complete with Martin & Lewis impersonators!
From the creators of Strokemon, The Cinema Snob sits through this Power Rangers parody with a little help from someone to keep his references in line!
Evil atheist Lorenzo Lamas wants to put and end to the Bible club, and only Stephen Baldwin can stop him!
The Cinema Snob smurfin smurfin smurf smurf smurfin smurf.
You've seen Bela Lugosi team up with a Martin and Lewis knockoff, now see Bela Lugosi team up with an Abbott and Costello knockoff!
The Cinema Snob finally checks out the sequel to God's Not Dead!
The Cinema Snob reviews this entry into the hall of fame of Holy Shit!
The Cinema Snob checks out this Guardians of the Galaxy parody before the sequel comes out!
Remember that time Dennis Dugan played a spaceman who ends up in King Arthur's Court?
The 1984 melodrama Windy City finally won the Patreon poll! How can so much excitement be packed into one episode?!?
The Cinema Snob checks out the 2005 film Pirates, one of the most expensive adult films ever made.
The Cinema Snob reviews Erotic Nights of the Living Dead! The first part of the 10th Anniversary Episode Dump!
In the 2nd Cinema Snob 10th Anniversary episode dump, the Snob review Night of the Seagulls as a follow up to the 2008 episode Horror of the Zombies.
The Cinema Snob reviews another movie called Deep Throat 2 as a follow up to his 2009 episode on Deep Throat Part II.
The Cinema Snob reviews another Caligula fake sequel.
The Cinema Snob reviews the in name only sequel to Cannibal Holocaust as a follow up to his 2011 episode.
The Cinema Snob tries to remember a 2012 episode so he can remember its sequel.
The Cinema Snob reviews Crackerjack 2.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1977 sequel to The Legend of Boggy Creek.
The Cinema Snob reviews the sequel to Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit.
And the final part of The Cinema Snob's 10th Anniversary Binge Watch, Slumber Party Massacre III.
The Cinema Snob looks at the Philippines answer to Wonder Woman!
When searching for a mummy in the jungle, you really need El Santo at your side the whole time.
The Cinema Snob enters the world of Video Brinquedo with the first in their Cars knockoff series.
The Cinema Snob isn't done with Video Brinquedo yet, as he watches their Transformers knock off, Gladiformers.
Before the release of Spider-Man Homecoming, The Cinema Snob sits through a slightly naughtier Spider-Man.
The Cinema Snob checks out the spoof, Playmate of the Apes.
The Cinema Snob reviews the movie version of Sex and the City.
The Cinema Snob reviews the movie version of Christian Mingle.
The Cinema Snob reviews Sex and the City 2.
The Cinema Snob finally enters the world of Neil Breen, with Double Down!
The Cinema Snob reviews Voiceless.
Remember that time Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty teamed up to stop a group of illegal arms dealers?
The Cinema Snob reviews Dancin It's On.
The Cinema Snob reviews Song of the South for Musical March (in September).
The Cinema Snob reviews Hi-Tops for Musical March (in September).
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1986 My Little Pony: The Movie to conclude this year's Musical March (in September).
The Cinema Snob reviews Halloween H20.
The Cinema Snob reviews Jason Goes to Hell.
The Cinema Snob reviews the first Madea Halloween movie.
The Cinema Snob reviews Elm Street 3.
Halloween season comes to an end with Michael Myers vs Busta Rhymes.
The Cinema Snob reviews The Amazing Mr. No Legs.
The Cinema Snob reviews Bummer!
The Cinema Snob reviews He Knows You're Alone.
The Cinema Snob reviews Christmas with a Capital C.
The Cinema Snob reviews Santa's Christmas Elf Named Calvin.
The Cinema Snob reviews the commercials that aired during The Star Wars Holiday Special.
This Christmas, even you can share a kiss in an elevator with a total stranger who turns out to be your boss' boyfriend!
Time to start the new year out right! With more buttercreaming!
The Cinema Snob reviews The Believer's Heaven.
The Cinema Snob continues into the world of Neil Breen, who this time casts himself as the messiah!
The Little Cars return in a movie that has neither a Rodopolis nor does it have adventures.
Friendsuary begins now with the Matt LeBlanc monkey baseball movie!
The Cinema Snob reviews Kissing a Fool for Friendsuary.
Now it's Matthew Perry's turn in a love triangle comedy, as Friendsuary continues with Three to Tango!
The Cinema Snob concludes Friendsuary by reviewing Marci X.
The Cinema Snob reviews Death Wish 3.
The Cinema Snob reviews Tugrats.
The Cinema Snob reviews Los Extraterrestres, the E.T. knockoff from Argentina!
The Cinema Snob reviews Let There Be Light.
The Cinema Snob reviews Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure.
The Cinema Snob reviews Jason X.
Wait, Sex and the City 3? It had been said this sequel was canceled, and even if it wasn't, who would still be expected to give a shit after all these years? The Cinema Snob, of course. And, fittingly enough, this is not a sequel, but a porno spoof. Could a porno spoof be better than the official movies? What the Snob discovers will shock you.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 film A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.
The Cinema Snob reviews A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.
The Cinema Snob reviews Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.
The Cinema Snob reviews Wes Craven's New Nightmare.
With a whole galaxy of Star Wars porn parodies, where did it all start? The Cinema Snob travels back a long time ago to a perverted galaxy that is thankfully far, far away to look at Star Babe, the original Star Wars porno that came out (pun intended) the same year as the first movie.
The Cinema Snob reviews the Carman video Great God.
Have you ever wanted to watch a foreign CGI travesty in which a mish-mosh of classic characters of literature have to be rescued by a mish-mosh of children superhero movies? Of course you haven't, which is why the Cinema Snob is happy to watch it for you.
In honor or Father's Day, the Cinema Snob goes back to visit the big daddy of patriarchal slasher flicks. New identity, new family, same M.O.
The Cinema Snob reviews Carnosaur.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1959 film The Wasp Woman.
The Cinema Snob reviews Freddy vs. Jason (2003).
The Snob reviews a movie that chronicles the tragic, yet inspirational tale of Craig Golightly.
The Snob continues his look at the adventurous tale of that stalwart star of adult films, Craig Golightly.
The Cinema Snob reviews a shoddy "documentary" that features a conservative's biased and outdated views on the Democratic Party.
The Cinema Snob reviews Fateful Findings.
The Cinema Snob reviews Persecuted.
What happens when a mob family under Witness Protection has to relocate to a Mormon neighborhood? Wacky and improbable hijinks, so sayeth the Snob.
The Cinema Snob reviews Rock Around the Clock. Musical March (in September has begun), and this month we're looking at solid gold rock n' roll films of the 50s and 60s!
Musical March in September continues as The Cinema Snob reviews the Arch Hall Jr. classic, Wild Guitar!
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1959 rock film Go Johnny Go, for Musical March (in September)!
Musical March in September concludes with this story of how Rock n Roll is saved by Mannix and Winnie the Pooh!
The Halloween season begins as the Snob reviews Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007). Haven't you always wanted to see the classic characters from the original be white trash Maury Povich rejects?
The Cinema Snob is going wacko after reviewing Rob Zombie's Halloween, and knows he'll inevitably have to do the worse sequel later on, so he feels it's a good time to stop and review something goofy. Wacko is a horror movie spoof that came out before horror movie spoofs were done to death. So, what is Wacko, besides the fact it was made? Nobody knows.
Rob Zombie's Halloween-like it or hate it-did well enough to spawn a sequel, and if you thought Halloween 6, and Resurrection, were the worst films of the series, brother, you ain't seen nothing yet. This makes Halloween (2007) look like Halloween (1978). The Cinema Snob steps up to review the incestuous, depraved, tasteless, guileless, witless, vapid, arid, white trash Halloween II.
A week before Halloween, the Cinema Snob reviews The Day After Halloween, which has nothing to do with Halloween (1978), or the season of Halloween. What's it about? What ISN'T it about - besides Halloween.
This is the story of the Snob who dreaded his fan voting for him to review The Town That Dreaded Sundown, a movie he's long since referenced, but never reviewed. Was it worth the wait?
The Cinema Snob reviews another puppet porno, because - he hasn't filled his quota of strange pornos for the month. So, if you wanna see puppets screw, then - get help.
Ohhh, who stars in a porno under the sea? Spongeknob Squarenuts. Who makes a porn spoof that no one should see? Spongeknob Squarenuts. What is the Snob reviewing today? Spongeknob Squarenuts. It's a Spongebob porno, make it go away. Spongeknob Squarenuts.
No better way to ring in the Christmas season than the Cinema Snob reviewing yet another warped piece of cinematic tripe that people actually thought children in the 1960s would enjoy, right up there with Fun in Balloon Land, Magic Christmas Tree and Santa's Elf Calvin. Yule have nightmares.
The Cinema Snob hangs up a sprig of dead mistletoe in the form of A Christmas Kiss II: Second Base.
The Cinema Snob revisits an old friend from years past: Kirk Cameron. Before he saved Christmas in 2014, he played a morally bankrupt man who kidnapped children to play with his mentally handicapped sister. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night, my ass.
From the people who brought you A Halloween Puppy comes another bout of false advertising. The Cinema Snob reviews a movie that's hardly about Christmas and barely has a puppy in it. He discovers a very dishonest, yet shrewd marketing gimmick where if you put "Christmas Puppy" as the title of your movie, it's a guaranteed sale.
On this festive Christmas Eve, the Cinema Snob reaches into his magic sack - of gifts, you perverts, and presents us with another Christmas slasher movie. What do you get when you take a group of naive girls, stick them at a lonely female finishing school over a weekend and have them be stalked by a maniac in a costume? A porn, or a cheap horror movie? Luckily for the Snob, it's pretty much both.
The Cinema Snob reviews the notorious bomb Inchon.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd film from the God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness.
The Cinema Snob reviews the Steven Spielberg comedy extravaganza, 1941.
The Cinema Snob reviews the worst film of 2018.
The Cinema Snob reviews the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.
The Cinema Snob gets ready to raise some hell, in the form of Clive Barker's sadistic classic, Hellraiser. He's about to find out what sorts of horrors await him in Pandora's big box.
With a second Lego movie assembling in theaters, the Snob decides to check out Wood Rocket's pornographic alternative.
This diary of a grumpy, white Cinema Snob details his look into the very first, full-length Madea movie, to celebrate the release of the (possibly) last Madea movie ever.
You've seen Kirk Cameron save Christmas (and make it extra creepy), now the Cinema Snob invites you to recall the time Cameron tackled the apocalypse. Hey, if Saving Christmas and Little Piece of Heaven didn't cause it, how bad could this be?
In honor of St. Paddy's day, and the Leprechaun's birthday, the Cinema Snob discovers a pot'o blood and guts with the sequel to the wildly successful Leprechaun, in which our lovable homicidal little nymph is out to claim himself a bride.
After ridding himself of a leprechaun (for now), the Cinema Snob returns to the Cenobites, and sees what Pinhead and the wacky sadomasochistic bunch are up to this time.
Sometimes - the original is better. With a Pet Semetary remake conjuring in theaters soon, the Cinema Snob settles down with Lloyd to watch the 1989 original.
For his 500th episode, the Cinema Snob chronicles the life and career of '80s leading man Steve Guttenberg. Remember him? He was everywhere in the '80s, and then he just disappeared. In a choose-your-own-adventure style review, the Snob looks at where it all began, and where it all left off. Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star - of this review? We do.
They made a porn parody of The Room? Ha ha, what a funny story, Wood Rocket. This is not the sex life that was randomly inquired about.
Last year, the Cinema Snob spent Easter reviewing a strange movie about a giant, singing duck. This year, it's a strange movie about giant, singing bears.
The Cinema Snob reviews the original The Amityville Horror.
Because the Cinema Snob loves puppets, he's diving into Puppetmaster, another cult horror classic that spawned a million sequels.
The Cinema Snob finds out if the much maligned 2018 John Gotti biopic is really that bad.
Since he's seen worse (much, much worse), the Cinema Snob has managed to find ten GOOD things about one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. Are they really good things, or are they the least bad? Watch and learn.
The Cinema Snob checks out the American cut of the original Godzilla, starring Raymond Burr!
From the director of A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot, The Cinema Snob checks out this 1971 Zodiac Killer movie with an insane backstory!
Who is the man who reviews pornos and exploitation films that they should've banned? Snob. Who is the man who tortures himself for his fellow man? Snob. They say this Cinema Snob is one cynical mother (shut your mouth!) - yeah, he's reviewing Shaft. Can you dig it?
With the Child's Play remake only days away from release, the Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 original, all the while wondering if his own doll doppelganger is plotting to kill him.
The Cinema Snob looks at one of Brad's ten favorite movies of all time, the 1980 comedy The Hollywood Knights!
The Cinema Snob celebrates the 4th of July be checking out this 2016 paranoia film featuring Patriot Grandpa from Last Ounce of Courage, Alex Jones as a senator, and directed by Chuck Norris' son!
It's the most ambitious Lloyd Approved episode yet, as The Cinema Snob reviews the classic 1965 Disney film That Darn Cat!
It's another forgotten melodrama, as The Cinema Snob watches the surprisingly creepy 1984 romance Until September!
From the director of The Trump Prophecy, and starring the cast of War Room! Lets see how this goes!
With Hobbs and Shaw in theaters, it's time The Cinema Snob look back at the over the top amazingness of Tango and Clash.
Clancy Brown! John Conner! Goose! Lloyd! There's plenty of craziness to be found in the 1992 sequel to Pet Sematary!
The Cinema Snob braces himself for some R-Rated Pure Flix!
Before the It Chapter 2 comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out the 1990 miniseries starring Tim Curry as Pennywise!
Musical March (in September) hits the stage with High School Musical, the film that started a lame school musical craze in the 2000s.
It's Musical March in September, but also a Friday the 13th week! Thankfully there happens to be an 80s Bollywood musical remake of Friday the 13th featuring a haunted hotel, disco dancing and witches!
This Musical March in September hasn't been fabulous enough, so The Cinema Snob watches the summer themed High School Musical 2!
The High School Musical Trilogy is complete for The Cinema Snob, but what will come of next week's episode? And do our heroes graduate high school? Yep.
Musical March in September comes to an end as The Cinema Snob watches The Asylum/Faith Films mockbuster, Sunday School Musical!
The Cinema Snob rings in October by watching Halloween. The film that saw the return of Michael Myers, after the previous return of Michael Myers, which succeeded the Return of Michael Myers (Halloween 4), and reunites him with Laurie Strode, after the previous reunion with Laurie Strode and - oh screw it, he reviews the 2018 reboot/sequel/whatever of Halloween.
With Michael Myers out of the way (for now), the Snob checks back with good ol' Pinhead and the Cenobites in the Hellraiser universe. This time, the wacky, deformed, murderous bunch are hitting the clubs, and getting them 'hooked'.
The Cinema Snob keeps his head on straight to review the 1981 David Cronenberg classic Scanners!
Whether pro-life or pro-choice, both sides will agree this movie is terrible. The Cinema Snob celebrates the week of Halloween by reviewing a film fifty years out of date that condemns women for wanting an abortion by kidnapping them and holding them against their will until they give birth. And yes, it was made by "men".
In the wake of Animal House, movies and TV shows jumped at the chance to cash in on the frat-boy craze. One such "masterpiece" excreted onto our movies screens was King Frat. The Cinema Snob puts on his toga - actually no, he doesn't - and tries to watch this shameless charade.
The Cinema Snob reviews that cherished holiday classic, ThanksKilling. A low-budget "horror" movie about rednecks and misfits being slaughtered by a killer turkey puppet.
While Frozen may be coming out this weekend, The Cinema Snob is stuck with the 2013 low budget mockbuster, Frozen Land!
There's a new Black Christmas coming to theaters soon, so The Cinema Snob kicks off the holiday season with his new onesie and checks out the 1974 original directed by Bob Clark!
It's a Friday the 13th week, but it's also the holiday season! Luckily The Cinema Snob finds a Christmas themed Friday the 13th short from 2014 featuring Jason and Santa Claus!
Only the writer of The Life Zone could bring us this heartwarming tale of Christmas, family, and mass shootings!
It wouldn't be the Christmas season without the Snob stumbling across some forgotten children's nightmare fuel! This time he checks out Santa Christmas Circus Starring Whizzo the Clown, who may or may not by some kind or relation to Ms Velma.
The Cinema Snob watches this 80s Escape from New York knockoff and wonders if it correctly predicted the actual year of 2019.
Just as the Snob ended last year with a prophetically false apocalyptic movie, he's ringing in the New Year with a prophetically-unlikely-to-happen apocalyptic movie.
Time for some more wacky, '70s exploitation horror. This one is about a literal lady killer with an existential crisis, with a very misleading title and a twist ending worthy of Shyamalan.
Special Guest Kevin McCreary of Say Goodnight Kevin joins The Cinema Snob to talk about God Bless The Broken Road, a movie dumped by Pure Flix, and from the director of God's Not Dead!
The Cinema Snob reviews Tyler Perry's recent Netflix offering about a woman in an abusive relationship who is framed for murder, fraud, and grand theft.
The Snob held another Patreon poll for his next review: three horror films and one rom-com. Guess which movie won? That's right, the bland rom-com about bowling.
The tragic, senseless murder of Sharon Tate at the hands of the Manson family - is not told very well through this horrible, contemporary slasher movie. It makes the Cinema Snob miss the wholesome zaniness of Dreamer.
In honor of the passing of the legendary Dyanne Thorne, The Cinema Snob finally gets around to reviewing the final film in the Ilsa saga, the 1977 film Ilsa The Tigress of Siberia!
With the Sonic the Hedgehog movie racing into theaters this week, the Cinema Snob looks at the Wood Rocket porno spoof. They don't call her the fastest thing alive for nothing.
The Cinema Snob spotlights the first Coffin Joe (Ze Do Caizao) movie At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul in honor of writer/director/star Jose Mojica Marins who passed away February 2020.
The Cinema Snob finally gets to talk about Friday the 13th (2009), the kinda, sorta remake. After going to Hell, going in space and going toe-to-toe with Freddy Krueger, Jason goes back to basics in doing what he does best: slaughtering obnoxious douchebags at Crystal Lake.
With it being St. Patrick's Day, the Cinema Snob revisits a certain little green monster. In this outing, the Leprechaun is in Las Vegas, literally painting the town red.
The Cinema Snob returns with an all new, supersized episode, this time on the epic 1994 mini-series The Stand!
Coronavirus horror movies seem inevitable, but the Cinema Snob has found one ahead of schedule. It's badly dubbed hodgepodge that uses stock footage of Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs. Strippers, films you could be watching instead.
The Cinema Snob looks at another hokey pandemic movie, this one about the bird flu epidemic of 2006. While cheesy and incoherent, it's surprisingly prophetic.
The Cinema Snob finally spotlights a Steven Seagal movie for the show, this time reviewing the 1998 direct to video virus thriller.
The Cinema Snob reviews all 3 films in the Revelation Road Trilogy, from Pure Flix, which includes Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End, Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire, and Revelation Road 3: The Black Rider! Starring David AR White, it's Mad Max and Jason Bourne meet The Rapture!
Brace yourself for a wild journey as The Cinema Snob watches this insane 2020 film about a time machine and a plot to assassinate Jesus. It has to be seen to be believed.
Because the first Corona Zombies was such a piece of cinematic art, they rushed out a sequel. The Cinema Snob prepares for the recycled excitement that awaits him.
The Cinema Snob continues on with his mini-series kick, and reviews the classic 1979 TV adaptation of Stephen King's novel Salem's Lot!
The Cinema Snob reviews the Cold War miniseries World War III, which aired in 1982 on NBC! Does this make the Snob way too nervous?
The Cinema Snob reviews this 2009 comedy co-written by Menaham Golan of The Cannon Group and starring Lainie Kazan and Saul Rubinek.
The Cinema Snob is all abuzz about Murder Hornets, a thing that was never really a thing. Fortunately, somebody made a crappy movie about them.
It's Father's Day, and the Cinema Snob reviews the third and final chapter of The Stepfather trilogy. After miraculously surviving a second death, Mr. Perfect is at it again, but something is different about him.
After being stuck in a closet for what feels like 365 days, the Snob reviews a Netflix movie of the same name that's actually the ONE love story that's worse than Twilight...barely.
The Cinema Snob reviews another film by that ultimate master of WTF, Neil Breen. This time, Neil is an avenger who's traveled back in time to eliminate 3,000,000 evildoers. The Terminator on acid.
The Cinema Snob's Patreon sponsors have spoken, and the winner of this week's poll is Night of the Creeps, Fred Dekker's homage to '50s B-movie horror...with plenty of '80s thrown in.
Some jerks made a sequel to The Jerk, so in honor of the passing of the great comedian, Carl Reiner, the Snob decides to spotlight the made-for-TV sequel that he had nothing to do with.
Snob, Cinema Snob. Time to pay respects to James Bond, so the Snob goes all the way back to 1954 when 007's screen career actually began as a made-for-TV movie.
The Snob continues his look at the early career of James Bond, beginning with his first 1962 theatrical outing.
The Cinema Snob has a double feature episode with the original classic 1976 adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie, PLUS the 1978 knockoff Jennifer, this time about a loner students who uses snakes for revenge.
The Cinema Snob revisits Chucky in the eagerly-awaited sequel to Child's Play. The murderous doll has been rebuilt (for some reason) and is thirsty for revenge.
The Cinema Snob reflects back upon The Exterminator series, starting with the first film in 1980, and the 1984 Cannon Films sequel Exterminator 2.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 2nd James Bond film, From Russia with Love!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter is in the house, as the Cinema Snob commences Musical March (in September) 2020 with the all-time drag classic.
Musical March in September continues with The Cinema Snob's review of the 2008 cult film Repo, directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, and written by Terrance Zdunich and Darren Smith.
It's the most requested movie since starting Musical March in September. The Cinema Snob reviews the 1974 Brian DePalma musical cult classic!
Musical March in September has come to an end for the year, so The Cinema Snob reviews one of his favorite musicals for last, the 1986 musical comedy Little Shop of Horrors, Directed by Frank Oz.
The Halloween season is upon us, so The Cinema Snob finally gives the standalone entry Halloween 3, the proper review it deserves on the show!
The Halloween season continues as The Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 film Night of the Demons, which features plenty of partying, but most importantly, it gives us Rog!
Before the remake comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out the original 1990 version of The Witches from Jim Henson Productions!
Before the sequel, The Craft Legacy, comes out this weekend, The Cinema Snob looks back at the 1996 cult classic sleeper hit, The Craft.
The Cinema Snob goes on a wild ride through the wide release films of the year 1980! From Empire Strikes Back to The Blues Brothers to Prom Night, the Snob looks at 100+ films that made 1980.
Jason is back! Or is he? One thing is for sure, Roy is certainly here. The Cinema Snob has an all new, updated review of Friday the 13th Part 5.
The Cinema Snob salutes Sean Connery and reviews his favorite of the Connery era James Bond films.
While last year, The Cinema Snob took a look at the original 1974 film, this year it's time to review the 2006 remake, aka Black X-mas, written and directed by Glen Morgan.
First there was A Karate Christmas Miracle, and now The Cinema Snob reviews the much anticipated sorta sequel A Wrestling Christmas Miracle! Will it be as insane as the first?
It's a very Fox News Christmas as The Cinemas Snob reviews the Fox Nation original movie Christmas in the Rockies, which features a lot of lumberjacking but not enough War on Christmas.
That's right, there's a Lifetime KFC Mini Movie about a romance between a wealthy heiress and Col Sanders, starring Mario Lopez. The Cinema Snob definitely has to check this out.
It's The Cinema Snob's birthday, so come celebrate with him as he reviews the 1981 slasher film Happy Birthday to Me!
The Cinema Snob finally gets around to reviewing the 2012 loose remake of Silent Night Deadly Night which is simply called Silent Night.
The Cinema Snob kicks off 2021 right, by reviewing Stanley Kubrick's classic adaptation of Stephen King's The Shining.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd in the Child's Play franchise which was released only 9 months after the 2nd film.
A clone of Donald Trump fights the Illuminati 1000 years in the future alongside Bigfoot and Van Helsing. Yes, this is a real movie.
Nevermind Dirty Harry when there's the 1974 movie Dirty O'Neil!
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1982 romantic comedy Soup for One, which is the winner of last week's Patreon poll.
The Cinema Snob reviews John Boorman's cult 1974 science fiction film starring Sean Connery!
Stephen King's The Stand has been adapted again in this 2020-2021 miniseries! The Cinema Snob reviews the new show and sees how it compares to the 1994 version.
Before the new remake comes to VOD, The Cinema Snob reviews the 2003 original version of Wrong Turn.
The Cinema Snob checks out the US Version of Godzilla Raids Again titled Gigantis The Fire Monster!
Before Zack Snyder's Justice League comes to HBO Max, The Cinema Snob goes all the way back to 1997 to review this little seen TV Movie version that aired only once.
Like every great horror franchise, the Leprechaun finally goes to space! The Cinema Snob reviews this 4th entry in the series for St. Patrick's Day week.
We've spotlighted Godzilla movies, and now The Cinema Snob reviews the glorious original classic King Kong.
Before Godzilla vs Kong is released, The Cinema Snob goes back to review the original 1963 King Kong vs Godzilla!
A new horror film about a killer pair of possessed blue jeans? And it's awesome?
The Cinema Snob reviews the new movie Roe V Wade.
Now it's Pinhead's turn to go to outer space as The Cinema Snob reviews Hellraiser 4!
The Cinema Snob reviews MST3K for it's 25th anniversary and also shows some love for This Island Earth!
The Cinema Snob checks out the first direct to video Hellraiser movie, Hellraiser 5: Inferno, directed by Scott Derrickson!
Before the new film Spiral: From the Book of Saw is released, The Cinema Snob reviews the original 2004 Saw film Directed by James Wan and written by Leigh Whannel!
The Cinema Snob reviews Hellraiser 6, which brings back Ashley Laurence as Kirsty Cotton and is starring Dean Winters!
Neil Breen is back, and this time it's double the Breen! The Cinema Snob reviews his latest film, Twisted Pair.
The Cinema Snob shows some love for the late great Charles Grodin by spotlighting the 1994 comedy Clifford, starring Martin Short as a 10 year old kid!
Now time for the 7th film in the Hellraiser franchise!
For Father's Day, The Cinema Snob reviews the 2009 remake of The Stepfather, starring Dylan Walsh and Penn Badgley.
From the creators of Second Glance, it's the Christian version of The Twilight Zone starring the carrots guy from Crime of the Age! The Cinema Snob feels right at home being back.
Jeff has a problem, which of course can only be cured by getting rid of the evil of Rock and Roll Music. The Cinema Snob reviews one of the most notorious anti-rock movies of its time.
Several years after reviewing the first film, The Cinema Snob finally gets around to reviewing the in name only 1988 sequel to Saturday the 14th, titled Saturday the 14th Strikes Back!
In preparation for the upcoming film, The Cinema Snob reviews the original 1992 Candyman, plus the sequels Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh, and Candyman 3: Day of the Dead.
The Cinema Snob braves his way through 5G Zombies, from the creators of Angry Asian Murder Hornets!
The Cinema Snob honors the late Sonny Chiba by reviewing The Street Fighter, The Return of the Street Fighter, and The Streetfighter's Last Revenge!
Musical March in September is here! The Cinema Snob kicks off the month by reviewing this cult classic 1978 KISS TV movie.
The Cinema Snob finally spotlights the 1969 musical Paint Your Wagon, starring Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood! Is it as bad as Homer and Bart said it was, and is it about painting a wagon?
It's the most shpadoinkle review yet, as The Cinema Snob reviews the musical western comedy classic Cannibal The Musical, from director Trey Parker and Troma!
This year's Musical March in September has come to an end, as The Cinema Snob finally reviews the 1984 country music comedy Rhinestone starring Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton.
It's the 8th entry in the Hellraiser series, and also the last one to feature Doug Bradley as Pinhead. Find out what The Cinema Snob thinks of this movie, which also features Henry Cavill in an early role!
With No Time to Die in theaters, The Cinema Snob reviews the 4th James Bond feature, Thunderball, starring Sean Connery!
The Cinema Snob reviews the Halloween special from the great Paul Lynde, which aired in 1976 and featured guest appearances from KISS, Florence Henderson, Betty White, Margaret Hamilton, Billy Barty and more!
The Cinema Snob reviews the sequel Night of the Demons 2, which may not have the power of Rog, but it does have Father Bob and Sister Gloria!
The Cinema Snob goes through 200+ movie releases of 1981, from Raiders of the Lost Ark to Arthur and plenty of slasher films!
It's often called the worst of the Hellraiser series, and it was the first to not feature Doug Bradley as Pinhead. The Cinema Snob reviews the 9th entry in the series to see how bad it really is.
Time to get raptured again, as The Cinema Snob watches the 1972 bizarre rapture film A Thief in the Night, the first in a 4 part movie series.
While doing the 1981 in Film episode, one movie that stuck out was Private Lessons, quite possibly the ickiest movie of the year! The Cinema Snob reviews this comedy starring Sylvia Kristel and Howard Hesseman.
Christmas Season has begun, and The Cinema Snob gets his new onesie to review Father Christmas Is Back, quite possibly one of the most awkward Christmas films ever made.
That's right, there's another magic kiss in an elevator movie!
After spotlighting the previous two Black Christmas films, The Cinema Snob & The Nostalgia Critic finally team up for the 3rd Black Christmas film, this time a PG-13 slasher film with a plot that has to be seen to be believed!
The Cinema Snob reviews Bloody Birthday for his 40th birthday!
The Cinema Snob has returned and reviews the 10th and final film in the Hellraiser franchise! Could this one be a step up from Revelations?
With the new Scream movie coming to theaters this weekend, it's finally time for The Cinema Snob to review the original 1996 movie from director Wes Craven!
The Cinema Snob wraps up the year by finally reviewing the cult classic 1980 thriller Christmas Evil, aka You Better Watch Out and Terror in Toyland.
The Cinema Snob breaks out his VHS collection to review the 1964 Herschell Gordon Lewis classic 2000 Maniacs.
The Cinema Snob reviews the classic 1977 horror film The Hills Have Eyes, the winner in last week's poll for the new episode!
The Cinema Snob reviews the Joe D'Amato classic, starring David Brandon, and also known as The Emperor Caligula: The Untold Story and Caligula 2.
Years after reviewing the first movie, The Cinema Snob finally gets around to reviewing Tobe Hooper's 1986 dark comedy sequel, starring Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams and Bill Moseley!
It's Valentine's Day, so come join The Cinema Snob for laughter, thrills and romance, as he reviews the 1981 slasher movie My Bloody Valentine!
The Cinema Snob reviews this gritty 1983 Charles Bronson cop thriller, from Cannon Films and directed by J. Lee Thompson!
The Cinema Snob reviews this spoof of the 1960s Batman TV series, just in time for the new Batman movie coming to theaters this weekend!
The Cinema Snob reviews this 1983 Italian knockoff of First Blood, which contains explosions explosions and more explosions!
He's been to space, and now there's only one place left for the Leprechaun to go. The Hood, apparently. The Cinema Snob reviews Leprechaun 5: In the Hood, starring Warwick Davis and Ice T.
The Cinema Snob reviews this 1976 religious film from the director of the Estus Pirkle Trilogy!
The Cinema Snob reviews this forgotten movie where a homeless man finds a magic pair of sunglasses, and, well, you'll just have to see.
After enjoying the 3rd film, what does The Cinema Snob think of God's Not Dead 4, which features Reverend Dave helping out a family of Christian home school parents.
Mark Gregory returns as Thunder, and so do Bo Svenson and Raimund Harmstorf as the evil deputies, only with different names, yet somewhat playing the same characters. It only gets more confusing from there. The Cinema Snob reviews this sequel to find out more!
With Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness coming to theaters this weekend, The Cinema Snob checks out this parody film featuring The Avengers and The X-Men, and does have a little bit of Dr. Strange in it too.
With the new version coming out, The Cinema Snob reviews the original 1984 adaptation of the Stephen King novel.
On this Friday the 13th, we take a look at this 2000 direct to video horror film that introduces the character of Trevor Moorehouse (NOT Jason Voorhees)!
Not exactly in time for Easter, but The Cinema Snob reviews the giant rabbit monster movie Beaster Day after a long delay.
You know of James Bond, but what about Charles Bind? The Cinema Snob reviews this 1977 knockoff movie, Directed by Lindsay Shonteff and starring Nicky Henson. Aka No. 1 of the Secret Service.
April Fool's Day has come and gone, but The Cinema Snob still checks out this horror comedy from 1986, from the director of When a Stranger Calls!
The sequel to 365 Days has been released on Netflix, and given how The Cinema Snob saw the first one, I guess it's time to review the 2nd one. Aka 365 Dni: Ten Dzień.
With Jurassic World Dominion coming to theaters this week, The Cinema Snob goes back to 1995 to check out Carnosaur 2, produced by Roger Corman!
It's The Cinema Snob's yearly tradition to go back and look at all the major movie releases from 40 years ago, and this time he spotlights all the films from 1982! From E.T. The Extra Terrestrial to Tootsie to Porky's and Rocky III, time to go on a journey with slashers and shenanigans!
The Cinema Snob is back, and it is worth the wait, as the Snob reviews the forgotten 1978 comedy Matilda, starring Elliott Gould who manages a boxing kangaroo, and the film is from the producer of The Godfather!
The Thunder Warrior trilogy is complete! Watch as The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd chapter, where once again Thunder (Mark Gregory) battles more villains and blows up plenty more cars!
It's been a while since The Cinema Snob has spotlighted a movie from the Santo series, so it's time to review this 1965 knockoff of The Phantom of the Opera where Santo searches for a killer in a theater.
With a title like that, The Cinema Snob has to review this one. It's been a while since we've spotlighted something from the Shot on Video library, so will this 2005 movie be worthy of that title?
The 3rd and final chapter to the 365 Days trilogy is here. How relieved is The Cinema Snob that it's finally over?
Musical March in September has begun, and this year we're looking at some forgotten 1960s rock band movies, starting with this movie about Herman's Hermits and their racing greyhound!
aka Having A Wild Weekend, The Cinema Snob continues this year's 60s rock themed Musical March in September with this 1965 film starring The Dave Clark Five!
With A Hard Day's Night being a big success, Liverpool band Gerry & The Pacemakers were also given a shot at a similar film, this one named Ferry Cross the Mersey, after their hit song. The film was also produced by Brian Epstein and George Martin.
Musical March in September has come to an end this year, and we have saved the worst for last, as The Cinema Snob checks out the notoriously bad Freddie & The Dreamers movie "The Cuckoo Patrol."
The Cinema Snob kicks off the Halloween season with Terrfier, directed by Damien Leone and featuring Art the Clown! Just in time for the sequel to be coming out.
With Halloween Ends coming to theaters this month, it's time for The Cinema Snob to continue his reviews through the Halloween series to talk about the 2021 entry, Halloween Kills.
They've been trying to get a Hellraiser reboot made for years, and now it's finally here and is available to watch on streaming. The Cinema Snob finds out how this one compares to the several sequels that came after the original.
From Psycho to Spartacus to drive in movies and a ton of infidelity flicks, The Cinema Snob goes back in time to spotlight over 150 movie releases in 1960 in Film!
The Cinema Snob has himself a Christmas double feature of the two Jack Frost evil snowman movies. How do these cult classics hold up after all these years?
The Cinema Snob reviews yet another Christmas movie that has to be seen to believed, this time taking place inside of a retirement community!
With it being a Friday the 13th week, The Cinema Snob returns to the world of Trevor Moorehouse and Camp Placid Pines, with the sequel Bloody Murder 2.
Come celebrate Valentine's Day with The Cinema Snob and this 2D review for the 2009 remake of My Bloody Valentine.
Before the remake comes out, The Cinema Snob takes a look back at the 1984 adaptation of the Stephen King short story, starring Linda Hamilton, Peter Horton, Courtney Gains and John Franklin.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 6th entry in the Leprechaun series, and the last one to star Warwick Davis.
From West Side Story to Breakfast at Tiffany’s and plenty of gangster and B movies, The Cinema Snob journeys through over 100 releases in 1961 in Film.
From Full Moon Features and producer Charles Band comes the first sequel to the original Puppet Master, and it's the first in a long line of sequels in this franchise.
The Cinema Snob takes a look at this Canadian horror film from 1961 about a psychiatrist obsessed with a hallucinogenic mask.
From the producers of Scanners comes this 1982 horror film where Michael Ironside stalks Lee Grant in a hospital, plus the film also stars William Shatner!
With Scream VI coming to theaters this weekend, it's time for The Cinema Snob to look back at the first sequel in the franchise, 1997's Scream 2!
The new Super Mario Brothers movie is a giant hit, so of course Brad has to go back to take a 2nd look at one of the more notorious parodies of the franchise.
Before the latest film Evil Dead Rise hits theaters, The Cinema Snob takes a look back at the original film from director Sam Raimi, and starring Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams.
The Cinema Snob finally checks out the 1981 cult classic slasher film The Burning, featuring early appearances from Jason Alexander, Holly Hunter and Fisher Stevens.
The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of his favorite slashers, the 1987 Michele Soavi film Stagefright (aka "Aquarius" and "Deliria") featuring David Brandon and Giovanni Lombardo Radice.
Has the Pierre Kirby saga finally been completed? Brad checks out the last movie listen in his filmography, which is a Godfrey Ho cop film inserted into a remake of Ms. 45.
The Cinema Snob finally gets around to checkout the 2nd part in the Left Behind trilogy movie movies starring Kirk Cameron.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 2nd part in the Ninja Trilogy from Cannon Films, Revenge of the Ninja starring Sho Kosugi.
From Cannon Films and director Albert Pyun, The Cinema Snob checks out the 1989 sci-fi action film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.
Leatherface makes his journey from Cannon Films to New Line Pictures, and this time joins Viggo Mortensen against Ken Foree!
Long before Indiana Jones, Ronald Reagan was Jeff Williams in the 1952 adventure flick Hong Kong, aka Bombs over China.
Slaughter High is an 80s slasher where a group of people reunite ten years after graduation, and the bullied nerdy kid may e out for revenge.
The Cinema Snob goes back to the world of Bruno Mattei for a killer rat movie so over the top and crazy, that of course it had to be post-apocalyptic as well.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd and final part in the Kirk Cameron Left Behind trilogy.
From Director Ron Ormond (The Estus Pirkle Trilogy) comes one of his earlier efforts, the frigid wife exploitation film Please Don't Touch Me, which is about a marriage possibly saved by hypnotism.
Journey through 1983 in Film with The Cinema Snob, as it was the year of Return of the Jedi, 3D films, Conan & Mad Max knockoffs, terrible sequels, two James Bond films, and tons of Cold War paranoia.
The Cinema Snob has a double feature of the 1983 teen comedies Getting It On as well as My Tutor. Find out which of the two stands out more than the other.
The Cinema Snob has a double feature of two 1983 cop movies, with Wings Hauser in "Deadly Force" and Fred Williamson in "The Big Score."
First up, The Cinema Snob looks at the horror/comedy Skullduggery, all centered around a man who is possessed from an evil Dungeons and Dragons Type game. Then we get into Shot on Video territory with Sledgehammer, one of the earlier entries in the SOV genre.
What would happen if you made an Estus Prikle movie today and it was mostly made up of non-stop green screen and true crime cameos? The Cinema Snob reviews Journey to Hell, which has finally been released after it's trailer went semi-viral in 2022.
Before the release of Saw X, The Cinema Snob takes a look back at the first of many Saw sequels, the 2005 film Saw 2.
The Cinema Snob tackles the 1997 Miniseries version of Stephen King's classic novel The Shining, and sees how it compares to the 1980 adaptation.
The Cinema Snob reviews the classic 1973 horror film The Exorcist, from director William Friedkin.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1976 horror classic The Omen, directed by Richard Donner and starring Gregory Peck and David Warner.
The Cinema Snob returns after the birth of his child, but this isn't quite the kids movie version of Winnie the Pooh that we're used to.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1983 tv special Don't Eat The Pictures: Sesame Street at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The Cinema Snob celebrates Thanksgiving by watching the 2022 film Amityville Thanksgiving, which has very little Amityville and very little Thanksgiving.
The Cinema Snob reviews the Five Nights at Freddy's mockbuster, Freddy's Fridays, from the makers of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.
The Cinema Snob reviews the Christmas episode of the ABC Saturday morning cartoon Rubik the Amazing Cube, from 1983.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 2023 horror/revenge film Black Santa.
Only the power of Colby the Computer can put a smile on the grumpy new kid in town! The Cinema Snob reviews the "It's Almost Christmas" episode of Colby's Clubhouse.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1981 Christmas television film from New Zealand, The Monster's Christmas.
The Cinema Snob reviews one of the 1978 Sesame Street Christmas specials, this one which aired on CBS only once and features Michael Jackson, Leslie Uggums and more.
The Cinema Snob celebrates the new year by finally checking out the 1980 New Years Eve horror film Terror Train, starring Jamie Lee Curtis.
The Cinema Snob checks out the first in the It's Alive series, directed by the great Larry Cohen.
The Cinema Snob reviews Larry Cohen's 1978 sequel to It's Alive, It Lives Again.
Larry Cohen's It's Alive Trilogy is complete with this 1987 sequel starring Michael Moriarty and Karen Black.
Before the release of the remake, The Cinema Snob reviews the 1989 Patrick Swayze action flick, Road House.
The Cinema Snob reviews David Lynch's 1984 adaptation of Frank Herbert's Dune.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1978 sequel to The Omen, starring William Holden and Lee Grant.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 2009 direct to video remake of It's Alive.
Warwick Davis returns as the Leprechaun, but not in the way you think, as this time it's in a 1998 family film produced by Roger Corman! The Cinema Snob reviews this direct to video comedy.
The Cinema Snob reviews the 2008 direct to video remake of the 1986 horror comedy April Fool's Day.
It's Easter, which means time to scroll through the long list of VOD Easter themed horror movies, and this time The Cinema Snob reviews one from the company behind Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.
1962 gives us the reinvention of the spy genre and ground breaking desert epics, but most importantly, the skin flicks start experimenting in other genres, and nearly every other picture literally picks a slap to the face. Join on The Cinema Snob on his journey through 1962 in Film.
In the tradition of Like Wow, now a pet shop owner can turn into animals if he wants to check out the ladies in the neighborhood.
The Cinema Snob tackles episode 11 of Tequila & Bonetti, where a corrupt reporter sets his sights on our heroes.
It's 10 things that the Snob remembers from this year!
The Cinema Snob counts down his favorite show moments of the year!
The Cinema Snob counts down his top 10 show moments of the year!
When an exploitation filmmaker goes undercover as a pretentious film snob to obtain proper filming permits, he is thrust into a strange mystery surrounding the very secretive film commission.
Having portrayed the popular YouTube character the Cinema Snob for many years, Craig Golightly is set to release an original film all of his own to theaters. When the film is laughed off the screen and flops, Craig and the film's drunken director Neil Hall set out across country, with two other YouTube celebrities (an eccentric musician and a celebrity gamer) in a quest to save their careers at the hands of Craig's father, a powerful former TV executive.
Phelan Porteous episode with Brad Jones guest starring. Allison and Phelan team up to look at one of the most abysmally animated nightmares ever created by someone who isn't Dingo Pictures. But they're gonna need a little help from Harry Partridge!