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Season 1

  • S01E01 Keep on Truckin'

    • October 16, 2018
    • ABC (US)

    A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

  • S01E02 Tangled Up in Blue

    • October 23, 2018
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than she can offer.

  • S01E03 There Won't Be Blood

    • October 30, 2018
    • ABC (US)

    It’s Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark’s, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn’t.

  • S01E04 The Separation of Church and Dan

    • November 13, 2018
    • ABC (US)

    When Geena learns that D.J. hasn’t been taking Mary to church, she insists they go as a family. Mark’s attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his school project goes south when Jackie volunteers to help.

  • S01E05 Miracles

    • November 20, 2018
    • ABC (US)

    A member of the family makes a life-changing announcement. Dan suspects Becky isn’t holding up her end of the bargain with regard to her drinking; Darlene continues to look for a job. Jackie offers English lessons to a busboy.

  • S01E06 One Flew Over the Conners' Nest

    • November 27, 2018
    • ABC (US)

    With Mark and Mary’s help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird’s-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job.

  • S01E07 Hold the Salt

    • December 4, 2018
    • ABC (US)

    Dan questions Peter’s motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift that Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Mark and Mary write up their Christmas wish lists. Darlene receives dating advice from an unlikely source.

  • S01E08 O Sister, Where Art Thou?

    • December 11, 2018
    • ABC (US)

    When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend.

  • S01E09 Rage Against the Machine

    • January 8, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    When Dan gets injured on the job covering D.J.’s vending machine route, the choice to sue the company could lead to D.J. getting fired. Meanwhile, Jackie is appalled when Becky seeks life coaching from her nemesis and No. 1 competitor, Rita Silver.

  • S01E10 Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher

    • January 15, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene finds this as an opportunity to test his parenting skills. Meanwhile, Jackie throws Becky a baby shower, and Emilio continues his efforts to be part of the baby’s life.

  • S01E11 We Continue to Truck

    • January 22, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    As Darlene grapples with a life-changing offer from Ben, an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down. Relationship problems lead Jackie to the bottom of the bottle at the last place she remembers being truly happy. Becky’s hopes of a happily ever after with Emilio are jeopardized when Dan delivers alarming news.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Preemies, Weed and Infidelity

    • September 24, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    In the wake of Emilio’s deportation, Jackie steps into the role of a paternal figure and creates a meticulous birth plan for Becky; but as the Conners know, nothing ever goes according to plan. Meanwhile, Darlene is tangled in a complex love triangle with David and Ben, and – like her mother – Harris is caught up in a problem of her own.

  • S02E02 A Kiss Is Just A Kiss

    • October 1, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene continues to struggle with deciding between David and Ben. Becky begins to doubt herself as a mom, and Mark gets in trouble at school when a picture of him and his boyfriend kissing goes viral. Meanwhile, Jackie continues to avoid her problems by keeping busy with everyone else's.

  • S02E03 The Preemie Monologues

    • October 8, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    Harris is forced to confront Darlene about her lifestyle. Jackie involves herself in other people’s problems to avoid confronting her own. Becky is overwhelmed by the costs of raising a baby, so her family steps in to help.

  • S02E04 Lanford... Lanford

    • October 15, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    Desperate for more income, Becky seeks a bartending position at Casita Bonita, causing major concern for Dan due to her struggle with alcoholism. Darlene finally nears a decision between David and Ben. Harris’ new friend, Odessa, means new trouble.

  • S02E05 Nightmare on Lunch Box Street

    • October 29, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    Jackie learns that the Chinese restaurant is going out of business and sees an opportunity to reopen the Lunch Box, but she's caught by surprise when she uncovers a secret. Meanwhile, Mary gets upset when a woman assumes she is adopted, and Darlene continues to deal with her complicated love life.

  • S02E06 Tempest in a Stew Pot

    • November 12, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision leads to hostility; Dan bans Odessa from the house, causing a rift with Harris; Mark makes extensive Thanksgiving plans.

  • S02E07 Slappy Holidays

    • November 19, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    Chaos ensues when Dan finally gets the entire family together for Thanksgiving dinner; mixed feelings about the Lunch Box continue to build tension in the house; Harris makes an unexpected move.

  • S02E08 Lanford, Toilet of Sin

    • November 26, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita, and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris.

  • S02E09 Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action

    • December 10, 2019
    • ABC (US)

    Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Darlene and Ben face an issue at work. Dan takes advantage of the family Christmas Santa photo to force Jackie to befriend Louise.

  • S02E10 Throwing a Christian to a Bear

    • January 21, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    The Conners struggle to accept Becky’s new boyfriend, a Green Bay Packers fan. Dan tries to impress upon Mark the importance of the family’s die-hard loyalty to the Bears. Ben and Darlene try to get a loan for their new magazine.

  • S02E11 Mud Turtles, A Good Steak and One Man in a Tub

    • January 28, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Becky thinks that Jackie’s new friend Dawn, a restaurant supplier, is only cozying up to her to sell them things they can’t afford for the Lunch Box. Darlene is thrilled when Harris gets into Central Illinois State, but Harris might have found a better offer on her own. When Dan finds himself in an embarrassing situation nursing an injury, Louise tries to help him out.

  • S02E12 Live From Lanford

    • February 11, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    The Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote. Louise gets an opportunity that might send her away from Lanford, prompting the family to interfere in Dan’s complicated relationship.

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Live From Lanford (West Coast)

    • February 11, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    The Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote; Louise gets an opportunity that might send her away from Lanford, prompting the family to interfere in Dan's complicated relationship. West Coast performance of a live episode.

  • S02E13 Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns

    • February 18, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Dan avoids coping with a death in the family, only to be confronted by it head-on. Ben and Darlene address Ben’s baby fever and have “the talk.” The Lunch Box is officially open for business, and Dwight gets the jitters when he has to fill in for the chef who suffers an accident.

  • S02E14 Bad Dads and Grads

    • February 25, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Dan starts to bond with his younger half-brother but he can’t get over the fact that their father paid for Ed Jr.’s college education, something he refused to do for Dan. Jackie hits it off with a fun married couple, so much so that they “invite” her into their relationship. Harris and Mark do not react well to the news that Darlene is trying to have a baby with Ben.

  • S02E15 Beards, Thrupples and Robots

    • March 17, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Harris is the boss of Darlene after her mom, desperate for money, gets a job at Price Warehouse. Jackie decides to take her “thrupple” relationship with Ron and Janelle to the next level. Everyone makes fun of Ben’s appearance after he shaves his beard in an attempt to appear more clean-cut to potential advertisers for the magazine.

  • S02E16 Tats and Tias

    • March 24, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Harris is newly unemployed while Becky struggles to find affordable childcare. Jackie suggests Becky reach out to Emilio’s family for support. Dan runs into an old riding buddy.

  • S02E17 The Icewoman Cometh

    • April 7, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Bev is back from Arizona and has come to the realization that she’d like to use her finances to spread happiness. She has decided to fund Mark’s tuition to a prestigious coding camp, while Darlene tries to convince her to give the money to Harris instead. Dan realizes how much he misses Louise, and Becky persuades him to visit her on tour

  • S02E18 Pilot Lights & Sister Fights

    • April 14, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Dan is finally ready to share his feelings with Louise. Darlene realizes how badly she wants a baby. Ben gets caught up playing handyman and babysitter for Becky, which causes him to miss an important meeting.

  • S02E19 CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits

    • April 28, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Dan and Louise take their relationship to the next level and come to appreciate the complexities of aging. Meanwhile, Darlene spends the night in jail and hands off parenting duties to Ben. Mark and a friend work on a class experiment that leaves them both with hickeys, and Becky contemplates marrying Emilio.

  • S02E20 Bridge Over Troubled Conners

    • May 5, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene and Ben go apartment hunting as they take on the next step in building their life together. Jackie and Becky take Beverly Rose on a road trip to Mexico to meet her father for the first time while Dan reluctantly shares his financial troubles with Louise as he struggles with the pending foreclosure of the house.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Keep On Truckin' Six Feet Apart

    • October 21, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    The Conners are dealing with the pandemic, and life’s financial troubles loom over the family. Dan is still trying to catch up on back-mortgage payments and avoid a potential eviction, while the Lunch Box is closed for everything but takeout and delivery. Becky and Darlene are both forced to search for additional income at the newly reopened Wellman Plastics plant.

  • S03E02 Halloween and The Election vs. The Pandemic

    • October 28, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Mary is devastated that Halloween has been canceled by the city, so Darlene and Becky enlist Jackie and the rest of the family to create an unforgettable experience. Meanwhile, Mark goes toe-to-toe with another kid at school who doesn’t believe in wearing a mask.

  • S03E03 Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette

    • November 4, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene isolates herself from her co-workers at Wellman Plastics, leaving them with the impression she is an elitist snob, while Louise decides to teach Harris an expensive life lesson. Jackie has invested everything she has into The Lunch Box and is determined to keep the restaurant running no matter what, leaving some family members to question her actions.

  • S03E04 Birthdays, Babies and Emotional Support Chickens

    • November 18, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    It’s Beverly Rose’s first birthday, but it’s not all cake and candles when Becky and Emilio disagree on what kind of party they should have. Meanwhile, Jackie is introduced to someone who wants to be more than friends.

  • S03E05 Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery

    • November 25, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene begins to develop a friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics, which lands her in an awkward situation between the boss and her sister, Becky. Meanwhile, Louise’s brother, Neville, tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension.

  • S03E06 Protest, Drug Test and One Leaves the Nest

    • December 2, 2020
    • ABC (US)

    Harris’ job is in jeopardy after joining a protest she strongly believes in, leading to tense discussions within the family. Jackie makes a visit to Wellman Plastics only to realize the company is instituting supervised drug testing, inspiring Becky to lead her own protest.

  • S03E07 A Cold Mom, A Brother Daddy and a Prison Baby

    • January 13, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Ben’s mom, Barb, arrives in town after an unexpected death and unveils shocking information from the past. Meanwhile, Becky and Emilio spend more time together.

  • S03E08 Young Love, Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas

    • January 20, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Harris brings home her new friend, Josh, leaving the family questioning his intentions. Meanwhile, Becky and Ben’s attempt to build a closet stirs up family drama.

  • S03E09 Promotions, Podcasts and Magic Tea

    • January 27, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene earns a promotion at Wellman Plastics, while Ben decides on a new career path. Meanwhile, Jackie tries an herbal tea leading to an emotional revelation.

  • S03E10 Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?

    • February 3, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Chuck’s new purchase of a boat creates a rift between Dan and his longtime friend. Meanwhile, Darlene hires her first assistant at Wellman Plastics but soon realizes she is anything but helpful, leading Darlene to question her decision. Elsewhere, Jackie is laser-focused on her dream of being a contestant on “JEOPARDY!” and believes the late, great Alex Trebek wants her to go all the way.

  • S03E11 Panic Attacks, Hardware Store and Big Mouth Billy Bass

    • February 24, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene starts to feel the pressures of her new job which result in a health scare. Meanwhile, Dan attempts to help Ben out at the hardware store, but the two don’t always see eye to eye on running the business.

  • S03E12 A Stomach Ache, A Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake

    • March 3, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Mark is stressed out and feeling sick, convinced he has COVID-19. Meanwhile, Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh who has been “ghosting” Harris; and when Jackie visits Roseanne’s grave, she finds an appalling headstone right next to it and sets out to make it right.

  • S03E13 Walden Pond, A Staycation and The Axis Powers

    • March 24, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her. Meanwhile, Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box and recruits Neville to help her confront them.

  • S03E14 Money, Booze and Lies

    • March 31, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Becky meets up with an old friend and feels pressured to impress him. Meanwhile, Dan questions his position at the hardware store, leading to a massive fight between him and Ben.

  • S03E15 An Old Dog, New Tricks and a Ticket to Ride

    • April 7, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Becky is working double shifts and taking classes at the community college, resulting in less time with her daughter, Beverly Rose. Meanwhile, Dan decides to foster an elderly dog.

  • S03E16 A Fast Car, A Sudden Loss, and a Slow Decline

    • April 7, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene learns some shocking news about an old friend, and the Conners come together to help someone close to them.

  • S03E17 Regrets, Rehabs and Realtors

    • April 14, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Dan encounters a surprise visitor who shares some unsolicited advice, leaving him feeling guilty. Meanwhile, Darlene welcomes a new employee to Wellman Plastics.

  • S03E18 Cheating, Revelations and a Box of Doll Heads

    • April 21, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Mark is stressed and exhausted from studying for an important entrance exam, so Darlene steps in to help, but her plan backfires.

  • S03E19 Jeopardé, Sobrieté, and Infidelité

    • May 12, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene makes a decision about her trip to Hawaii, leading to a heated encounter with Barb. Meanwhile, Becky gives a presentation on addiction to Mark’s class.

  • S03E20 Two Proposals, a Homecoming and a Bear

    • May 19, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Big changes are coming for the Conners, with not one but two proposals. Plus, Jackie uses her “JEOPARDY!” infamy to her advantage.

Season 4

  • S04E01 Trucking Live In Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience

    • September 22, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Lights, Camera, Action: “The Conners” is going live for both the East and West Coast broadcasts of the season four premiere episode. This iconic TV family continues to deal with the current pandemic while navigating breakups and newfound sobriety, all while planning an upcoming wedding.

  • S04E02 Education, Corruption, and Damnation

    • September 29, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    After Ben declines Darlene’s proposal, she starts to ponder why she tends to be so negative in life, prompting her to start a journey of self-discovery which leads to Pastor Phil. Meanwhile, newly appointed City Councilman Don Blansky puts Jackie in a tough position as she and Neville are ready to open the new and improved Lunch Box.

  • S04E03 Sober Sex, Plastic Silverware, and Losing My Religion

    • October 6, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Part of Becky’s recovery program mandates she make amends with people she has lied to over the years, leading her to meet up again with former high school friend Mikey to apologize for lying to him about her living a successful life. Meanwhile, Darlene visits with Pastor Phil, and Louise continues planning her wedding.

  • S04E04 The Wedding of Dan and Louise

    • October 13, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    It’s Dan and Louise’s wedding day, but it’s a far-from-perfect walk down the aisle, especially when a weather report forecasts that a tornado is headed for Lanford creating chaos and surprises.

  • S04E05 Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and A River Runs Through It

    • October 27, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    The Conner home is decked out for Halloween despite the leak in the roof that forces Dan and Louise to cancel their honeymoon. But all is not lost when Becky surprises the newlyweds and takes them on a virtual adventure around the world. Meanwhile, Darlene continues her spiritual journey, and Harris introduces Aldo’s children to the family, where more tricks than treats await.

  • S04E06 Young Love, Old Love and Take This Job and Shove It

    • November 3, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene worries about Mark making friends at his new school while Mark turns to Ben for personal advice. Meanwhile, Becky finds herself thriving in college and starts thinking about her future plans.

  • S04E07 Let’s All Push Our Hands Together For The Stew Train and The Conners Furniture

    • November 17, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    The Lunch Box is busier than ever, and when Jackie devises an offbeat plan of how to serve the customers, it’s anything but smooth service. Meanwhile, Dan begins to sell some furniture to make room for his new bride and her things but finds it a bit harder to let go than he thought.

  • S04E08 Yard Sale, Phone Fail, and a College Betrayal

    • December 1, 2021
    • ABC (US)

    As Louise starts to move into the Conners’ home, Dan decides to sell the furniture set he bought for Roseanne when they were first married. However, he soon finds parting with the furniture — and old memories — harder than he thought it would be.

  • S04E09 Three Exes, Role Playing and a Waterbed

    • January 5, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Thinking it’s Ben’s day off, Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store only to run smack into Ben, who invites Nick to join him at The Lunch Box to watch a Bears game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to spruce up the bedroom while Louise is out on the road and Jackie meets Logan’s mom.

  • S04E10 Spills, Pills and the Midnight Lasagna

    • January 12, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    The Conners celebrate Mark when he makes dean’s list at his new magnet school, but when Darlene and the family learn what he’s been doing to keep up with his classmates, it’s anything but a party. Meanwhile Jackie continues to navigate her relationship with Neville.

  • S04E11 Patriarchs and Goddesses

    • January 19, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene continues to navigate her breakup with Ben, and when she and Becky head to the movies and see Ben on a date, Darlene can’t stop herself from interfering and making everyone uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Dan offers to talk with Aldo’s dad, Jesse, when he doesn’t approve of Harris and Aldo’s relationship.

  • S04E12 Hot for Teacher and Writing a Wrong

    • February 2, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Mark has returned to public school and is finding it hard to fit in. Darlene isn’t happy when she finds out what Mark’s doing to make a little extra cash for college. Meanwhile, Becky finds herself in an interesting situation with one of her college professors.

  • S04E13 Sex, Lies and House Hunting

    • February 23, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene falls in love with a house she’s looking at, but when the realtor shares she has a better chance of getting the house if she’s part of a couple, she convinces Ben to pretend to be her partner. Meanwhile, Becky and Professor Davis are finding it hard to continue keeping their relationship a secret.

  • S04E14 Triggered

    • March 2, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    The Conner family is locked down in their home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.

  • S04E15 Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation

    • March 16, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with Professor Davis, he’s forced to reevaluate his career, but his erratic behavior sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship. Meanwhile, Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family.

  • S04E16 Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano

    • March 23, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    As Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford, ol’ Don Blanksy returns with an offer they can’t resist, no matter how spooky. Then, after an attempt to boost business at The Lunch Box goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.

  • S04E17 Big Negotiations and Broken Expectations

    • April 13, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan’s generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her. Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it.

  • S04E18 The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling

    • May 4, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    As Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction, a serious accident leads her to reevaluate everything and make a life-changing decision. Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark’s combative contrabassoon teacher, but after he butts heads with Mark, Dan steps in, only to realize that their similarities may outweigh their differences.

  • S04E19 Three Ring Circus

    • May 11, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but before they have the chance, Neville and Jackie and Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own. Looks like there are three parties to plan!

  • S04E20 A Judge and a Priest Walk Into a Living Room…

    • May 18, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    The Conners gear up for a megawedding! Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters. Meanwhile, Dan and the family have decked out the house for the occasion, but will all six of the lovebirds make it to “I do”?

Season 5

  • S05E01 Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

    • September 21, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    In an effort to save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Elsewhere, Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose head off for a night at a waterpark, where Harris and Mark bond in an unexpected way as Mark copes with the news that his ex-boyfriend is dating someone else.

  • S05E02 Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

    • September 28, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

  • S05E03 Driving, Dating and Deceit

    • October 5, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.

  • S05E04 Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

    • October 12, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

  • S05E05 A Little Weed and a Bad Seed

    • October 19, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.

  • S05E06 Book Bans and Guillotine Hands

    • October 26, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    It’s Halloween at the Conners’, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.

  • S05E07 Take This Job and Shove It Twice

    • November 2, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

  • S05E08 Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

    • November 16, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

  • S05E09 Crumbs and Couch Surfers

    • November 30, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.

  • S05E10 The Dog Days of Christmas

    • December 7, 2022
    • ABC (US)

    The holidays are approaching and Dan meets his mother-in-law for the first time. Elsewhere, Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

  • S05E11 Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

    • January 11, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.

  • S05E12 Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past

    • January 18, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

  • S05E13 New Pipes and Old Secrets

    • February 8, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

  • S05E14 Adding Insult to Injury

    • February 15, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

  • S05E15 Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy

    • February 22, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

  • S05E16 Hiding In and Moving Out

    • March 1, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

  • S05E17 The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

    • March 8, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

  • S05E18 Road Trip and Guilt Trip

    • March 15, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

  • S05E19 Text Thread and the Marital Bed

    • April 5, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

  • S05E20 What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?

    • April 19, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark’s college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.

  • S05E21 Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic

    • April 26, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

  • S05E22 The Grad Finale

    • May 3, 2023
    • ABC (US)

    As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

Season 6

  • S06E01 The Publisher Cops Show Pilot

    • February 7, 2024
    • ABC (US)

    Jackie faces problems at the Lunch Box and must take advice from an unexpected guest; Dan and Darlene take a trip into Chicago.

  • S06E02 Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats

    • February 14, 2024
    • ABC (US)

    Becky decides it's time to introduce Tyler to Beverly Rose, but she is skeptical of Tyler's bonding approach; Jackie believes someone has hacked Bev's credit card when several frivolous charges show up on the bank statement.

  • S06E03 Moms and Rats

    • February 21, 2024
    • ABC (US)

    Bev experiences moments of clarity and reflection and asks Jackie to spend the day together in Chicago; Darlene finds a rat in her home but refuses to let Ben kill it.

  • S06E04 Shrinks Don't Talk and Kids Don't Sing

    • February 28, 2024
    • ABC (US)

    Mark adjusts to his first day of college as a commuter student; Becky gets into a disagreement with Beverly Rose's music teacher over a song.

  • S06E05 When Sisters Collide and the Return of the Grifters

    • March 13, 2024
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene crashes Mark's college trivia night to prove how smart she is; Neville finds out the money he loaned Dan was used for something other than its intended purpose.

  • S06E06 Hanging in Dorms with Boys and The Secret Life of Men

    • March 20, 2024
    • ABC (US)

    Darlene urges Ben to make some male friends as he feels anxious about turning 50; Mark asks Harris to buy him and his friends beer for their dorm room.