Mark Normand, Duncan Trussell and Ari Shaffir owe it all to some special people. We’re using “heroes” pretty loosely here in case you couldn’t have guessed. So these ain’t stories that are gonna make you cry. They’re more like stories that will make you happy you’ve lived your life right while we lived ours wrong. I legitimately don’t know how any of us aren’t homeless. Anyway, this chapter will make you feel good about yourselves by comparison.