The show opens on Jack sweeping the set; he explains that he has a package deal, and anything he saves he can keep. He has Mary running the spotlight and Bob Crosby building sets. He does a monologue on his movie career. An old friend from Waukegan has asked Jack to help his daughter break into show business; she is an acrobatic dancer and cartwheels across the stage. Bob Crosby sings 'I don't care if the sun don't shine.' The sketch is a parody on Gaslight with Barbara Stanwyck.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| George Balzer | Writer | ||
| John Tackaberry | Writer | ||
| Sam Perrin | Writer | ||
| Milt Josefsberg | Writer | ||
| Ralph Levy | Director |