Don, Carol and Jack make their entrance jumping through large doorways covered with paper; Jack can't break through and Carol has to do it for him. Jack and Carol talk about her desire to become a director, and she makes some suggestions about his show. She sings "Sweet Georgia Brown." In the sketch, Jack, Don, and Carol play riverboat card sharks out to cheat each other.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam Perrin | Writer | ||
| George Balzer | Writer | ||
| Al Gordon | Writer | ||
| Hal Goldman | Writer | ||
| Carol Burnett | Guest Star | ||
| Barry Kelley | Guest Star | ||
| Bill Idelson | Guest Star | ||
| Frederick De Cordova | Director |