This episode takes place in Jamie's hometown, Philadelphia, PA! Jamie "X-es" his parents! WB reporter Steve Highsmith interviews them about a (phony) Time Magazine article, with Jamie in the control room supplying Highsmith with the most bizarre questions about the most bizarre subject matter you could ever imagine.The second skit is like the first skit from "Episode 302", except this time Jamie is a crazed hockey dad. The mark is Philadelphia Flyers captain Keith Primeau, who is set up by fellow Flyer John LeClair and former Flyer/broadcaster Keith Jones. Did I mention that Primeau is notoriously aggressive, violent, and mean-spirited? Chio & Diego from pop music station Q102's morning show set up their co-host Angi Taylor. They're hosting a Philly cheesesteak-eating contest in which Jamie plays a contestant who cheats, gets disqualified... and starts a fight.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jamie Kennedy | Writer | ||
| Adam Small | Writer | ||
| Ellen Rapoport | Writer | ||
| Mike Rowe | Writer | ||
| Josh Etting | Writer | ||
| Robert Cohen | Writer | ||
| Karey Dornetto | Writer | ||
| Brian Hartt | Writer | ||
| Jason Jordan | Writer | ||
| Fax Bahr | Writer | ||
| Matthew Lawton | Writer | ||
| Mike Karz | Writer | ||
| Keith Leslie | Writer | ||
| Corey Nickerson | Writer | ||
| Angie Taylor | Guest Star | ||
| Bobby Segin | Guest Star | ||
| Diego Ramos | Guest Star | ||
| Keith Jones | Guest Star | ||
| Steve Highsmith | Guest Star | ||
| Henry Cota | Director |