"No Road To Barcelona: Australian Olympic Athletes". Opening Titles. Opening Remarks: Gulf War 2, Olympic Opening ceremony. News Desk: Barcelona Olympics, UN weapons inspectors, Bill Kelty (Rob), Daryl Braithwaite in court, kidney for sale, Lisa Curry-Kenny (Jane). The Daishitsu. Olympic Village Design Submission. Michael Collins in orbit. Countdown Classics: 100th show. Postcard from The Science Show. Tony's Stand-up: "'Gis the Olympics". The Olden Days: Episode Two "Maltreated Millinery". Muckraking: Cluedo, Top 5 Professors, Daddo Census form. Elton John. New Desk Update: Olympic athlete missing, Adelaide Commonwealth Games Bid, Fat Bloke's triathlon, deaths in custody, Water polo team. Shitscared: Bungy jump. Commercial Crimestoppers: Birdwood Medieval Fair letter, All Tools, Ken Bruce (and his twin sister Madonna), National Menswear Wholesalers. Mail order addicts: The TV magnifier. Graham and the Colonel: Happy Birthday Bert, Opening ceremony, The Deltones at the Olympics, Ben Johnson. Closing: Worst album covers.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tony Martin | Writer | ||
| Mick Molloy | Writer | ||
| Santo Cilauro | Writer | ||
| Rob Sitch | Writer | ||
| Tom Gleisner | Writer | ||
| Jason Stephens | Writer | ||
| Jane Kennedy | Writer | ||
| Andrew Burns | Guest Star | ||
| Tony Schmitt | Guest Star | ||
| Maja Baddely | Guest Star | ||
| Nonno Santo | Guest Star | ||
| Barrie Barton | Guest Star | ||
| Brett Cartwright | Guest Star | ||
| Tony Martin | Director | ||
| Tom Gleisner | Director | ||
| Mick Molloy | Director | ||
| Rob Sitch | Director | ||
| Joe Murray | Director | ||
| Santo Cilauro | Director |