Nuke first, ask questions about basic geography later. #winning! Plus: An exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the origins of Donald Trump’s iconic hairstyle.
Should we listen to women and science when writing our healthcare laws? Naaaahhhh. Plus: How Trump is angling to rig the next election.
Alex Jones hosts this very special episode revealing the most devious illuminati plot yet. Plus: What could we buy if we weren’t spending all our money on the world’s biggest bombs?
Either vaccines are a massive global conspiracy to destroy children or someone’s overreacting. Plus: The life changing magic of just throwing everything you own in the trash.
Millennials are murdering things left and right. Nothing is safe, not golf, not napkins, not you. Plus: Trump, father and husband, kind of. And: Collect your own limited edition Ivanka Trump doll!
The hot white guy summer trend of 2017; being a literal Nazi. Who knew the future would suck so much? Plus: Pizza drones, the hottest Hot Takes, and a new Art of The Deal.
The bold American pastime of accidentally giving our own weapons to terrorists. Plus: A new Broadway show stars the original Blue Man Group - the Police.
Inside the mind of Trump’s most-forgotten daughter. Plus: It’s not illegal to say "abortion", we'll just take away your money and job if you do.
Who says global warming is all bad? It means more bikinis, amiright?! Plus: America is #1! In everything terrible!
Trust no one. News is wrong. War is peace. Trump is tremendous. Plus: Back-alley virtual reality.
The inside scoop on Trump’s insanely healthy body. Plus: Who will win the award for best sexual harassment apology of the year?
How to tell if you’re dating an ally man or a garbage can. Plus: Trickle-down economics is a scam.
Pros and cons of total nuclear apocalypse. Plus: Gunning for delicious office snacks.
Why is no one talking about the role of tentacle voters? Plus: An upbeat ditty about nuclear war.
Finally, women get their equal pay—in spaaaaace! Plus: One mom’s helpful tips on parenting hungover.
Healthcare for all?! That absurd idea must be destroyed! Plus: Exposing the hidden dangers of teleportation. And for the last time, there’s no such thing as the pee tape.
A dispatch from Trump’s glorious robotic future. Plus: When your doctor’s a prankster!
A white male ally finally gets all the trophies he deserves. Plus: Dog parks unleashed.
Reduce, reuse, recycle—or we’re all gonna die! Plus: An aura-healing digital detox cleanse.
The tape is out there. Plus, what missing a couple days of news gets you, a hilarious new cop show, or is that horrifying? And totally real conspiracy theories. Totally.