Jack arrives in the United States fresh out of the Philippines, and his cousin, Phil, shows him around town as per Tito's request.
Jack, Phil, and Chita go to Lake Tahoe to do some skiing.
Jack has his Jeepney shipped all the way from the Philippines and wants to get it customized. Meanwhile, Phil challenges Jerome and Jamar to a race.
Phil helps Jack become an urban trendsetter, but it does more harm than good.
When the Evil Dick (Tito) is impregnating all the women in town so he can create an unstoppable army of babies, TT Boy and Kid Utot (Phil and Jack) set out to stop him.
Phil must train his penis in order to take on Jean-Claude Van Damme in a deadly battle to the finish.
Ning Ping, a racist Chinese man, takes revenge on Filipino-Americans and makes them work slave labor after a pinay refuses to date him.
The gang infiltrates Ning Ping's headquarters, but Ning Ping is double-crossed by his right-hand-man who turns out to be 43rd president of the United States, George W. Bush. Bush then calls upon the support of Don Imus and they unveil "Robophobe", an evil robot bent on turning everyone into white people. The gang must battle "Robophobe" with a formation resembling the Megazord.