The Canadian handyman Red Green (Smith) and all of his pals at the Possum Lodge share their misguided parenting tips, gained the hard way, through countless mistakes. Armed with a tool belt and a roll of duct tape, Red expounds some hilarious, potentially harmful pointers, including how to build an entire set of girl's bedroom furniture from used tires, as well as how to prevent your children from turning out like you. After viewing this, it'll be hard to imagine raising children without Red.