Being perfect was hard. Surviving me will be harder xoxo
Keep freaking out, I’m just getting started xoxo
Noah kept it holy... until it got horny xoxo
Sounds like cheating to me xoxo
Simi’s toxic trait? Thinking she’s better than you. (She’s not.) xoxo
Simi might be angry… but I think it’s pretty hot xoxo
Love your dirty mind, Mia… I’ll never look at a racket the same way again xoxo
Nawwww. I love it when cuties try to sound smart xoxo
Frankie’s gonna need more than jazz hands to survive this xoxo
You know what’s hotter than a girl fight? Men showing emotional vulnerability. Actually tho xoxo
Moonboot? Sexy. Boundaries? Questionable. The Man? Arnold wishes xoxo
My feminism goes out the door when a big stick is involved xoxo
Politics, pies, and petty crimes. Somebody call @patrickgowernz xoxo
She’s giving meltdown. She’s giving monologue. She’s giving me xoxo
I sent ONE photo. They sent me to HELL. xoxo
Never underestimate a girl with hurt feelings and unlimited data xoxo
Is it just me, or is Jesus kinda hot? I dunno haha, like if you agree xoxo
Maybe we just need to live, laugh, love... or maybe you just need to shhh. xoxo