So my sister drowned my hamster...
They're calling you Mr. Brags-A-Lot...
I've never been more excited and nervous in my entire life...
Who’s Aristotle..?
Gemini and a Scorpio… that’s a power couple…
Keep on servin'!
I've been in eight car accidents...
Christianity is to Catholicism what American Eagle is to Abercrombie...
How does it feel to just take your shirt off and be like, "Huh, I look good"?
I'll give you that one Party Jon...
Do you even go out? I never see you out...
Sorry, I didn't know what to do with that, clearly it just killed me...
The IT Girl Always...