WANRING: To Stephen Harper! You realize you'll have to sit next to Elsie Wayne, right? Segments Include: The Al-Jazeera Video Music Awards (Osama bin-Laden wins for his hit single, ""Death to the Infidels"" Bass MacLaren's report on Canada's ailing Sea-King helicopters. An investigation into Allan Rock's fundraising practices. A paid advertisement for the Jack LaLande power juicer. A public service announcement concering Jean Chretien's apparent disappearance. A political commentary by Native Affairs Correspondent Joe Crow