TJ Miller gets extremely raw as he shares the story of the time he had a seizure and met his first "proxy."
Ari Shaffir goes a little overboard with the drugs at a UFC fight.
Sean Patton tells the story of the time he managed to get gay bashed.
Julia Lillis talks about the time she went to the ends of the earth for true love. Or something like it.
Kyle Kinane almost goes out in the most disappointing way possible.
Harley Morenstein tells the story of the time he got really jacked up on mysterious drugs.
On a trip to Oktoberfest, Jon manages to completely lose his trousers.
Joey Diaz gets extremely real about his storied history of drug use.
Tom Segura's first Thanksgiving back from college goes terribly wrong.
Doug Benson takes a cruise and gives everyone an exciting show.
The Walsh Brothers tell the story of the a touching moment of Boston civic pride.
Jackie Clarke shares the sordid story of her Parisian Affair.
Ari Shaffir does all the wrongest things at a strip club.
Ari Shaffir's high school trip to Israel descends into violence.
Big Jay Oakerson watches a lady completely blow her top.
Joe Rogan finds some down-home entertainment.
Kurt Braunohler gets into a tight squeeze with a DJ.
Moshe Kasher tries to clean up his act for a more conservative audience.
Joey Diaz has to handle business Jersey style.
David Koechner has a run-in with the cops.
Trevor Moore takes a trip south of the border.
Fortune Feimster isn't ever going to be the perfect señorita.
Steve Rannazzisi brings his friends Bobby Lee and Natasha Leggero on stage to tell a sordid tale from Ari Shaffir's past.
Jeff Dye tells the tale of the time he stole a Pro Bowl Jersey from "that idiot kicker" Mike Vanderjagt...twice.
Kumail Nanjiani comes up with a three-step plan to become one of the cool kids at his high school.
Ari Shaffir tells yet another story about his misadventures with Bobby Lee.
Keegan-Michael Key and Bobby Lee join host Ari Shaffir for a night of the wildest drug stories ever told.
Marc Maron describes a fellow comedian from his early stand-up days who taught him the true meaning of professionalism.
After almost choking to death on a piece of string at a Grateful Dead concert, Duncan Trussell comes to a life-altering realization.
Ari Shaffir enlists comedians Bert Kreischer, Paul Scheer and Ali Siddiq to tell stories about their most epic battles.
Ari Shaffir hosts Tom Papa, Ralphie May and Rob Corddry as they tell stories about the people they know best: their families.
Starlee Kine tries to pinpoint the moment in her life when her intense fear of dancing took hold.
Big Jay Oakerson, Iliza Shlesinger and Barry Rothbart join host Ari Shaffir to reveal sordid tales of romance.
Will Weldon slowly discovers that he is on a date with a frighteningly unstable person.
While traveling for an acting job, Kevin Christy gets propositioned by the hottest woman he's ever seen.
Ari Shaffir tries something different in bed, but it goes very, very poorly.
Steve Rannazzisi, Marc Maron and Ms. Pat share stories about emergency situations.
Giulia Rozzi finds out firsthand that New York City is a disgusting place to live.
Ari Shaffir welcomes comedians DL Hughley and Jay Larson for an evening of stories about childhood.
When Ms. Pat was working the register at McDonald's, a customer came in whom she was almost certain she recognized.
Sean O'Connor sees something truly unforgettable during his freshman year biology class.
Cristela Alonzo, Joe Rogan and Tom Segura recall their worst traveling experiences.
Cy Amundson ends up in the middle of a good old-fashioned Southern parking lot fight during a long bus trip to Texas.
Pete Carboni and Joey Diaz share stories about the importance of friendship.
After Big Jay Oakerson gets a late-night invitation from his neighbor, he witnesses something that he never thought he'd see.
After Bobby Lee follows his instincts at "MADtv," he ends up in a bit of legal trouble.
Henry Rollins and Dan Cummins join host Ari Shaffir to share stories about their psychedelic experiences.
After Andrew Santino went to a jam band concert on shrooms, he made an ill-advised trade with a woman selling lemonade.
Jim Breuer reminisces about prank calling his workplace, Kurt Metzger talks about growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, and Ari tells a story about a dog with peculiar tastes.
During a camping trip, Mat Edgar and Ari Shaffir did a bunch of drugs, tried to find the set of "M*A*S*H" and ran into some suspicious police officers.
When Ben Roy couldn't find any porn on his hotel television, he started masturbating to what he thought was the sound of his neighbors having sex -- but he was wrong.
Kate Willett describes a sexual encounter at Burning Man, Kyle Kinane recalls an unromantic liaison with a teacher, and Nick Swardson tells the story of an accidental orgy.
Mark Normand reveals what happened when he didn't have hot water for a week and had to ask a teacher if he could shower at her apartment.
Artie Lange describes what happened when he went to a pool party in the Hollywood Hills and ended up in the middle of a sexual encounter he never anticipated.
Bret Ernst recalls his angriest childhood moment, Moshe Kasher reveals how his friend bailed him out of a jam, and Hannah Friedman remembers her competitive monkey sister.
When Joey Diaz was growing up in 1970s New York City, he became friends with an older man and entrusted him with an important possession.
Al Madrigal describes performing in front of a rough audience, Joe DeRosa unleashes his volatile temper, and Felipe Esparza recalls his youth as a reluctant gangster.
It was hard for Christina Pazsitzky to be a goth girl in the San Fernando Valley in the early 90s after her middle school was integrated.
Ari Shaffir describes a messy trip to China, Nicole Byer shares the worst things she's done while drunk, and Ron White reveals the details of his quest for a missing tooth.
Mike Lawrence looks back on the infrequent (and bizarre) sexual experiences he had with his first girlfriend.
Artie Lange scores cocaine while dressed as a pig, Randall Park reluctantly returns to his middle school, and Steve Simeone performs for gang members.
After Annie Lederman left the camp she went to as a preteen, she thought she'd never see her crush again -- but she was wrong.
Solomon Georgio hatched a very stupid plot to get revenge on his bully when he was a kid -- and when it backfired, an unlikely ally defended him.
Comics Sean Patton and Joey Diaz join host Ari Shaffir for a night of stories about karmic retribution.
Comedy Central chats with Ari Shaffir about his favorite stories from This Is Not Happening and how it evolved from a live show to a web series to a television show.
In the Season 3 premiere, Ari Shaffir recalls the unusual way he started a fight with a friend, while Sal Vulcano discusses a dumb prank that backfired.
One Thanksgiving, Joe List and his friend decided to celebrate with a lot of alcohol and a bunch of strippers, and things ended up getting a little out of hand.
Doug Stanhope was part of a love triangle that turned fatal, Lavell Crawford had a scary near-drowning moment, and Greg Behrendt experienced a cancer scare while on drugs.
Pete Johansson remembers leafing through a pornographic magazine with his mother and explains how he coped differently with the passing of his mom and dad.
Maria Bamford, Andrew W.K. and Al Jackson recall extremely stressful times.
Brian Regan reminisces about his stint as a dog's campaign manager, while Ari Shaffir and Rory Scovel recall their most monumental mistakes.
When Ryan Sickler was in community college, he attended a party that got out of hand when the host did too much cocaine and took out his pet alligator.
Comics Louie Anderson, Liza Treyger and Bonnie McFarlane open up about their troubling brushes with the law.
A dicey situation gets worse when Dave Ross invokes the ire of a gas station attendant while tripping on acid.
Jay Oakerson becomes a man, Julian McCullough talks about buttery fly tears, and Bobby Lee looks like Pikachu with diabetes.
While Aaron Berg was working as a stripper, a man offered him money to engage in an intimate act -- and it was an eye-opening experience.
Sean Flannery narrowly survives a bad fall, Russell Peters performs for a Saudi prince, and Bert Kreischer gets involved in a sex show.
Host Ari Shaffir, Steve Rannazzisi, Dan St. Germain, and Nick Thune take the audience on a long, strange trip as they talk about their craziest drug experiences. Ari Shaffir's scavenger hunt goes wrong, Steve Rannazzisi hangs out with Santa Claus, and Nick Thune experiences a fart that may have kept him out of jail.
Despite being way too drunk and high, Dan St. Germain managed to make a bunch of new friends at the Gathering of the Vibes music festival.
Ari Shaffir welcomes comedians Tom Papa, Steve Simeone and Gastor Almonte to tell stories about their families.
When Sofiya Alexandra arrived at the hospital to see her beloved grandfather, she found out he needed surgery on a very sensitive part of his body.
Comics Ali Siddiq, Greg Fitzsimmons and Joey Diaz open up about the most rageful moments of their lives.
On the hour-long season premiere of This Is Not Happening. host Roy Wood Jr. comes to face to face with his hip-hop hero, Howie Mandel battles his raging fear of germs, and Scott Thompson meets the Human Urinal.
Tommy Pope remembers one crazy night when his brother kidnapped him from a house party and drove him to brothel in Philadelphia.
Kevin Smith talks about rekindling the romance with his wife, and Louis Katz shares a story about falling in love with an alcoholic gutter-punk.
Brooks Wheelan and a trust-fund hippie engage in a brief but intense relationship, which was fueled by Ecstasy and snorkeling.
Krystyna Hutchinson talks about overcoming her own insecurities when confronting her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who happened to be a wildly popular porn star.
Tom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice," Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway, and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament.
It's all acid trips, drug deals and robberies when Dan Soder and Shane Mauss share stories about the worst nightmares they've been forced to experience.
Pat Dixon's tumultuous affair with a woman starts as a godsend but turns into an increasingly violent psychosexual melodrama.
Roy Wood Jr. debunks a myth about Rod Stewart, Kathleen Madigan sniffs out a scam in Paris, and Bret Ernst's mom meddles in his sex life several different ways.
Roy Wood Jr. welcomes Louie Anderson, Byron Bowers and DeRay Davis to the stage to tell true stories about growing up with less-than-perfect fathers
Ryan O'Neill's father learns the hard way that there's a reason you need training to become a falconer.
After reconnecting with his crime-prone father, Brandt Tobler thinks he's finally found a workable father-son relationship --until everything falls apart.
Theo Von, Tom Rhodes, Dave Landau and Chris Porter share their craziest tales of drinking and debauchery in a special hour-long episode.
As a teenager, Dave Landau winds up in a mental hospital after his sixth arrest, where he finds out that his roommate identifies as a werewolf.
Chris Redd, Martha Kelly and Lil Rel Howery open up about times when life became more than just a figurative battle.
After reading an article about how meth metabolizes in the body, Jessa Reed becomes addicted to drinking her own urine to get high.
In the process of fending off a rapist in a subway station, Doug Smith gets knifed in the face.
Chris Garcia competes in his boxing class's "fight night" to impress his girlfriend and tries out some unorthodox strategies to psych out his opponent.
Talib Kweli, Rob Christensen and Harland Williams bare their souls and talk about summoning the courage to brave the unknown.
Rob Christensen gets caught trying to smuggle ketamine over the U.S.-Mexico border during one last drug-fueled hoorah with an old friend.
Big Jay Oakerson, Michael Kosta and Tom Arnold share stories about moments in their lives that they wish had never happened.
Roy Wood Jr. gets roped into performing at a crack dealer’s comedy show, Drew Carey freaks out his friend who’s high out of his mind, and Ali Siddiq downs a bag of mushrooms.
Jim Norton attends a bris for the first time, a man dangles his balls in front of Sean Patton, and Joel Kim Booster visits an Amsterdam sex club.
Roy Wood Jr. memorizes customers’ food preferences at Golden Corral, Carrot Top’s act goes down in flames, and Mike Lawrence works a dehumanizing fast-food job.
Kyle Kinane’s first sports victory turns tragic, Kurt Metzger refuses to show his friend his penis, and Gastor Almonte robs $1,000 from a few drug dealers. Also, Yamaneika Saunders "tricks and treats: risking it all for more candy".
Eddie Pepitone loses his virginity to his college professor, Thomas Dale downs an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and Dave Macklovitch replaces Chippendale dancers at a gig.
Tiffany Haddish's bar mitzvah dancing turns deadly, Mark Normand is pursued after breaking a man's car mirror, and DeRay Davis hides in a club's bathroom during a shooting.
The DEA raids Tommy Chong's house; Tone Bell robs fake money from his math teacher; Steve Lemme gets pulled over by a fan.
Roy Wood Jr. holds a grudge against boy band B2K for years; Darrell Hammond is saved by cops in the French Quarter; Sean Flannery drives his car off a bridge.
Brendan Schaub faces the biggest UFC fight of his life, Rita Rudner finds an old man’s cat, and Ryan Sickler gets offered a job with the Baltimore Colts.
Jay Larson walks a blind man home, Julian McCullough lies to his parents about where he was after school, and Joey Diaz doesn’t tell his mom he got held back in school.
When Kelsey Cook tried masturbating with her mom's manicure tool when she was a teenager, the only thing worse than the physical pain was having to tell her mom about it.
Keegan-Michael Key gets more than he bargained for when he decides to give a stranger a ride.
Bobby Lee deals with addiction and withdrawal while trying to perform on national television.
When Ari Shaffir tries to covertly carry pot gummy bears through customs in Australia, he runs into some trouble.
Paul Scheer and his wife conduct a covert investigation to catch the person responsible for ruining their lawn.
Bert Kreischer gets into serious trouble when he tries to wrestle a bear for his television show.
Ali Siddiq finds himself in a tough spot when he realizes that he's completely unprepared for an impending prison riot.
Ralphie May and his son learn valuable life lessons while attending the wedding of two men.
When Rob Corddry's neighbor rats him out for having an illegal fence, his wife accidentally gets even with her.
Tom Papa knows he has to protect his daughters from teenage boys because he used to be one himself.
Iliza Shlesinger has a momentary lapse in judgment and gets involved with a man she met on an airplane.
After a risque game of truth or dare, Big Jay Oakerson finds himself in the middle of a confusing orgy.
Marc Maron goes to a neurologist to find out if the brain cancer he made up is actually real.
Back in Ms. Pat's drug-dealing days, she found out the importance of having big breasts.
Jay Larson does whatever it takes to win a morning radio contest on the side of the road.
D.L. Hughley explains how growing up in Los Angeles shaped the way he sees the world.
When an old classmate asks Ari Shaffir for a favor, he thinks back to how she treated him in high school before answering.
Before they can go on a romantic getaway, Cristela Alonzo and her boyfriend have to make it through airport security.
Joe Rogan discovers exactly how dangerous sleeping pills can be when he gets evacuated from his hotel room in the middle of the night.
Tom Segura runs into fellow comic Bruce Bruce on a flight and finds out that he has a very particular taste in comedy.
Pete Carboni explains how taking drugs with Ari Shaffir led to him reconciling with his horrible ex-girlfriend.
Joey Diaz details his relationship with his mother's best friend and how it shaped his definition of friendship.
During a camping trip, Mat Edgar and Ari Shaffir did a bunch of drugs, tried to find the set of "M*A*S*H" and ran into some suspicious police officers.
Dan Cummins ofrecalls the time when he did a bunch of LSD in Las Vegas and completely lost touch with reality.
Punk icon Henry Rollins tells a story about a woman taking him on a terrifying journey while they were both tripping on acid in the 80s.
When Ari Shaffir stayed at a friend's apartment for a few months, he tried to train a dog with very strange tastes.
When Jim Breuer prank called the Sears he worked at as former Libyan Prime Minister Muammar al-Gaddafi, his coworker took him much more seriously than he expected.
Kurt Metzger tells a story about being raised as a Jehovah's Witness and working at a video game store with a friendly crack dealer.
When Kate Willett went to Burning Man, she decided to have some fun in the orgy tent -- but things didn't go as planned.
Before Kyle Kinane moved to L.A., he went to a bar to meet up with a friend who taught disabled kids and hit it off with another teacher.
After Nick Swardson reprimanded his friend for being a mess at a Las Vegas party, he ended up participating in some very bad behavior himself.
When Bret Ernst's babysitter took disciplinary measures too far, he and his brother fought back (a little too hard).
Hannah Friedman tells a story about her mean, competitive sister (who happened to be a monkey) interrupting an intimate moment with her high school boyfriend.
After Moshe Kasher's parents went out of town when he was a kid, he and his friends decided to do a ton of drugs and then steal a car.
Felipe Esparza explains how his downward spiral into gangs and drugs eventually led him to become a comedian.
Al Madrigal explains how his failed attempts at trying to act like a Mexican-American comedian actually helped him learn to be himself onstage.
Joe DeRosa talks about growing up in an argumentative Italian-American household and reveals how a bout of road rage led to a blow-up fight with his mother.
Nicole Byer shares her love of drinking and recalls some of the strangest experiences she's had while drunk.
While Ron White was on tour, he lost a tooth and went to extremely messy lengths to recover it.
Randall Park attended a talent show at the middle school where he was bullied, and it turned out even worse (and messier) than he ever imagined.
When Artie Lange first moved to Los Angeles, he had a cocaine habit so bad that he once went to buy drugs while dressed as a particularly strange character.
While in Atlantic City for his eighteenth birthday, Barry Rothbart obeys his father's wishes and hires a prostitute.
While on a mission for a late-night snack, a very drunk Steve Rannazzisi gets into a heated argument in a Ralphs parking lot.
Once Ari Shaffir made the mistake of drunkenly hitting Al Madrigal, and Al immediately began to plot his revenge.
When Ari Shaffir went to China, he had some digestive issues but found it hard to relieve himself because of China's difficult bathroom situation.
When Steve Simeone finally found his voice as a comic, he performed for a group of menacing men who had a very strong reaction.
Run the Jewels provides the soundtrack to Ari Shaffir's adventures in This Is Not Happening Season 2.
Ari Shaffir explains why he ended up pretending to be the attorney for a guy who thought he was the Holy Spirit (and how it backfired).
When Joey Diaz was growing up, his mother had an arrangement with undercover cops -- until one took advantage of her and had to face karmic retribution.
When Sean Patton moved in with his first roommate, he took a joke way too far and got some karmic retribution.
When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
Ari Shaffir dies in 10 different creative and glorious ways to the tune of a Run the Jewels song.
Greg Behrendt tries to treat his depression with his dog's medication, does a stint in rehab and then ends up finding out he has cancer while in Australia.
After a bad breakup, Doug Stanhope's rebound relationship with a beautiful woman runs into an unexpected obstacle.
When Lavell Crawford was a kid, he went to camp, fell in love with a white girl and almost drowned because of a negligent counselor.
When Andrew W.K. was a teenager, he moved to New York City to become a fashion designer, but instead, he ended up participating in a terrifying audition for a band.
Al Jackson accidentally says yes to a gig that turns out to be an early morning speech about note-taking and organization.
When Maria Bamford checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, it was only the beginning of a spiral into mental illness that prevented her from doing comedy for two years.
While on the campaign trail with a famous dog, Brian Regan is forced to give a confusing speech to amped-up hockey fans.
Young Rory Scovel was on his way to a pool party when an unexpected gastrointestinal event changed his life forever.
The first time Ari Shaffir stayed in New York for Christmas, he was moved to do something kind for a stranger and got in a little over his head.
Liza Treyger's miserable college experience sends her spiraling into alcoholism and into the path of law enforcement.
Bonnie McFarlane doesn't realize that her house is on fire because she's too focused on tarot cards.
Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.
A misstep during a late-night five-way in Las Vegas ends with Bobby Lee driving his friend to the hospital at 6am.
In college, Julian McCullough fell madly in love with a classmate and went to an embarrassing extreme to prove how much he cared about her.
When Big Jay Oakerson was 17, he lost his virginity to an older woman who had mastered sex moves he just wasn't ready for.
While working in Saudi Arabia, Russell Peters was asked to do a private show for a prince who introduced him to a very surprising fan.
When Bert Kreischer was in his twenties, he backpacked through Europe and had an educational experience at a live sex show in Amsterdam.
When Sean Flannery snuck into a Huey Lewis and the News show with his friend, he got so drunk that he accidentally walked off a roof.
While high at a UFC fight, Ari Shaffir had a genius idea about setting up a scavenger hunt for his fans, which he continued to do until he ran into trouble with the cops.
When Nick Thune did a variety of drugs after performing in Las Vegas, he got into big trouble, but his friend saved him at a crucial moment.
Gastor Almonte's cousins freak him out with their Joker mask, so he takes matters into his own hands.
When Steve Simeone was growing up, he got stuck in the middle of a fight between his two brothers, which only ended after one of them told a cruel lie.
In the middle of a family wedding, young Tom Papa and his cousin ended up going on an unforgettable adventure involving marijuana, a deer and their fun Uncle Al.
While performing in Boston, Greg Fitzsimmons gets into an argument with an expert heckler, which turns into a fight he wasn't prepared for.
After a prison guard humiliates Ali Siddiq during a strip search, he immediately starts plotting his revenge.
Joey Diaz learned judo in the streets and then brought those fighting skills to the nuns at his Catholic school.
