Captain's Carefreeness

Picard refuses to help a planet about to be destroyed by a falling moon. Geordi spills a drink on O'Brien and then meets Picard to have sex. Worf doesn't like all the gay sex on the ship. Picard invites Riker for sex. Worf gets scared by the thought of a gigantic black member. Data laughs and Worf carries him to the brig. Picard finally has sex with Riker as Q peeks from the ceiling. The ship is attacked by Cardassians but Picard doesn't care and the ship ends up in space dock for repairs. Picard's nephew Rene' takes over as Captain, for a short time.