Picard pats Data's bottom. Geordi uses his visor to cheat at Poker. Picard orders Geordi to have sex with Troi, but Riker interrupts and sees Geordi's huge erection. He then visits him in engineering and accidently cause a malfunction after sitting on a control panel. Barclay is sent to fix the core but gets mutated into a spider by the radiation. Riker's beard goes out of control.
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