Picard beams down to have sex with thousands of bald women. Meanwhile Worf uses the ready room to spy on Troi and Beverly having sex. Upon his return Picard notices someone sat on his chair. Upon further investigation, Klingon cum stains are discovered on his chair. Picard demotes Worf to Data's pet, while Spot is appointed chief of security.
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