Blazer goes to driving school, Meemaw agrees to do a stunt with Zach, a remote-controlled car gives everyone a shock, the crew plays Hopper, and Meggan gets behind the wheel.
Meggan and Meemaw set up Zach on blind dates, Blazer loses an eyebrow during Pubic Archery, and the crew takes turns being dragged on mattresses into an empty pool by an ATV.
After discovering how out of shape they are, the crew hits the gym for a disastrous workout, walks across a balance beam over rat traps and runs on a soaped-up treadmill.
Blazer tries to land jobs at the grocery store for his friends, Zach whips office chairs around on a dirt bike, and Chad gets hooks in his back and becomes a human taxi.
The crew embraces epic failure as Zach turns himself into human catfish bait, Blazer licks a frozen dildo, and Khyler tries to hang-glide across a river.