Linda announces the arrival of author, JK Rowling, who's coming to kick off her American Litigation Tour. Lynne Garibaldi, begs JK to intervene on her son's behalf. JK arrives in America. Chanel performs a Harry Potter search on a child. JK closes down a Harry Potter-inspired ride at a potato festival. Laura Bush returns home from her "Fact Finding Mission". Renee gets interviewed for her new film, "The World Is Not Magical, The World Is Absolute Shitte", a film based on the life of, JK Rowling. JK files a lawsuit against a preschool. Grammy Cyrus sings to Miley. Dina Lohan pitches a reality show. Campbell Brown reports on all the lawsuits filed by JK that day. Dina and Ali see Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. JK tries suing a homeless man. Dee highlights Candy's hair. JK flies home.