A suicidal chicken interrupts a wedding; aliens have to sleep with Jeff's mom to cure her cancer.
A drunk rhino tries to get into a charity organization; pranks are played on Gary.
A man dates a talking flashlight; aliens force Jeff to live as his ex-girlfriend for a day.
Jesus' water-into-wine miracle ends badly; a group of aliens visit Earth's most average guy.
A magical wheelchair takes a child on a debauched trip to Paris; Dick Genie helps Billy.
Dick Genie helps Billy lose his virginity; a Reverse Mail Order Bride from the U.S.
Larry David has lunch with Larry Flynt; an "Animal Hitman" takes out various pets; Gary's day out.
A doctor does magic tricks while delivering babies; a woman tries a virtual reality video game; a man attempts to prevent aliens from destroying Earth.
Garden gnomes take revenge against their owner, Animal Hitman takes out more targets, and Gary gets pranked at the doctor's office on "Suck It, Gary!"
A car salesman will do literally anything to sell cars, Gary is pranked during a Boy Scouts campout, and a gun-toting homeowner confronts the Easter Bunny.
Receptionist Steve keeps getting aroused at work, Jeff has to prevent Chad from impregnating Linda with a future evil dictator on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and a lizard fights a robotic scorpion whose battle tail looks like a dick.
A knight redresses an embarrassing mistake, a couple frets over renting a new apartment, and a grown man lives in his mother's womb.
The Suck It, Gary! trio enjoys a sleepover, two recently deceased jerks enjoy their new ghostly existence, and a woman with a gluten sensitivity is labeled a witch.
Ricky the Rocketship helps out with a school pageant, Bethiffer applies for jobs at the mall, and Roy becomes obsessed with a dating app.
An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman in a bar, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Bethiffer sues a Chinese restaurant for false advertising.
A football coach attempts to give a halftime speech; the aliens get addicted to the smell of Jeff's farts on Jeff & Some Aliens; a sniper tries to take out receptionist Steve.
The TripTank staff testifies in front of a congressional committee, Ricky the Rocketship botches a rescue mission, and a father takes his kids on a wild ride
Gary gets pranked while hosting an important dinner, Versus pits a baby against a pack of wolves, and Steve fields awkward phone calls from his entire family
Gary gets pranked at a water park, Jeff makes a mistake that affects the entire human race, and a Native American tribe insists on using every part of a dead buffalo
Steve and Roy suffer through an excruciatingly long bathroom line, Jerk Chicken runs afoul of his gay friend, and a time travel newbie takes the plunge
Too much cough syrup foils a prank on Gary, a ninja bucks tradition to take down an organized crime ring, and the TripTank receptionist gets sick
A father returns from a stand-up tour with inappropriate jokes, a superhero defeats villains with his uncomfortable name, and a warlock has a disturbing habit
Steve shrinks down and enters Roy's body, a children's educational show displays its dark side, and Gary continues to suck it
An evil genius tries his hand at stand-up comedy, things go too far on a hunting trip, and a murderous clown goes after a mime
Jeff goes on vacation for some wild alien sex, a hit man's clarinet lessons pay off, and a fairy godmother really sucks at her job
An astronaut hallucinates a hot alien, Jerk Chicken teaches a stripper the art of the tease, and two old men butt heads
