After being lied to repeatedly, a cynical man is no longer searching for honesty. He is now looking for a woman who can lie better than all the others that came before.
A little cosmetic surgery can't hurt, but how much is too much? A woman feels compelled to come clean, and show a picture of how she really used to look in the past.
Two guys end up sitting opposite each other, but neither one is gay. But hey, the passion fades after a while, and women are crazy anyway, right?
A guy has a delightful English accent, but hates that women only love him for the way he sounds. So he's decided not to speak and to just write down his thoughts during his date.
A despondent man, on the edge of divorce, finds solace in the promise of song and a potential new love, if only he can escape the clutches of his ex-wife, Loretta.
Is the guy just pretending to have a robotic voice and zero social skills, just to hide his true self, or is he actually in fact from another planet? And does it matter?
A guy has a love potion that actually works, but it only works once, so he has to make sure to find the right person or else he risks falling in love with the wrong person forever.
A guy is so well-endowed, he doesn't need to bother with small talk, he just hands out his business card to convey his dimensions. Is his size enough to get him a second date?
A happily married man is compelled to keep dating, because while he's found that special someone, what if there is a more special someone out there, just waiting?
Everyone is searching for the perfect 10, but those are hard to find. So two women, who rate themselves as 5s, decide to combine their scores, and offer a combo-plate special.
A woman meets a guy who has a live woman climbing on his back. He explains that it is an ex-girlfriend who is having a little bit of trouble letting go.
A date starts off well, but a woman has a question for her date, and sometimes it's hard to ask for what you want in bed, but it's harder if there are dozens of ways to ask for it.
A handsome guy presents a glass ring that is supposed to work like a glass slipper, and magically reveal to him his true love. Is this woman possibly the love of his life?
Rival assassins from feuding ancient Chinese clans meet by chance, and as they attempt to kill each other, find that being adversaries is a turn on.
Two people sit down and speak exactly the same words at exactly the same time, which is charming at first, then progressively strange. Can romance survive perfect compatibility?
A guy declares he will never compromise, he will forever search for the perfect woman, but will he overlook the love of his life?
Men and women are adversaries, romance is a war, so why not just get that out up front, and start off an encounter violently with a good hard slap to the face.
A woman meets an elderly bald man who presents himself as young and handsome with a full head of hair. She figures that he's confused his fake online persona with his real self.
A woman sits down opposite a young boy, far too young to date, and he says his dad is a complete failure at choosing women, so his dad is going to let him make the next pick.
A guy brings measuring tape on a date to check the woman's waist, bust, height, and arm length. He explains that he has determined the stats of the genetically perfect woman.
A man starts off his date by asking a woman for her "number." She assumes he means phone number, but he is talking about Google hits, and asks her if she is "google-able."
A woman has given up on her search for Prince Charming, and just wants a guy who can remember to take out the trash.
A woman only three minutes shy of her 35th birthday is fearful of becoming a Puma, which is the 35-year-old version of a Cougar.
A guy hates his ex-wife so much, he invents a time machine and comes back from the future to stop his past self from ever meeting the woman who is destined to become his wife.
A sperm donor has lots of ex-wives and failed marriages. He also has lots of kids and shows his date pictures of them all. Including all the kids he's adopted.
A scientist has figured out a foolproof test to tell whether two potential lovers have chemistry, or if they don't.
A couple hits it off, and they have so much in common! It's so wonderful to find someone who is just like yourself, except when they're a little too much just like yourself.
The moment a couple looks into each other's eyes, the world freezes, and time stands still. Then they realize, time really is standing still.