Fisticuffs, gender-bending, mutilation, love affairs, magic, hacking, and so much drinking. It's all here in the first episode of our new Funhaus D&D adventure!
In which our travelers meet a family in need, drink themselves stupid, battle a pack of wolves, and discover a strange, gruesome scene.
In which suspicions arise, balls are modified, a halfling is tossed, and far too much time is spent discussing the genitals of goblins.
In which new caverns are discovered, Dirik becomes aroused, Decker remains indifferent, and many enemies are brutally and needlessly maimed.
In which much Pakse is consumed, Shattercock disrobes, Grimo is left turgid, and Racsan reveals a shameful and potentially perilous family secret.
In which a plan is hatched, a laptop is booted, brigands are dealt with, and Grimo's balls are left hopelessly azure.
In which our group moves on, a muff is smelled, new friendships are forged, and a hobbled hero is left in the lurch.
In which a servant is conjured, forest spirits are freed, a disabled man becomes more so, and Shattercock cleans her lady business.
In which a renegotiation takes place, a skull is split, songs are sung, and Sai Te's time with our heroes comes to a merciful end.
In which the final Moondog is met, new powers are gained, Decker's mystery deepens, and a greater evil may spell doom for our brave heroes.
In which our heroes rejoin the fight, new paths are laid bare, Mirri gains some odd abilities, and Shattercock loses her top.
In which... well, in which our heroes fight a pretty damn intimidating giant red gorilla. Plus, Shattercock is still super topless.
Prepare yourselves for the most HUMERUS episode of Twits & Crits to date! ... In which our adventurers encounter undead foe and stumble upon an ancient cryptograph.
In which faces are removed, confounding puzzles are solved, fantasies are explored, and, sadly, Shattercock finds cover for her bosom.
A giant, fleshy monstrosity appears.... and no, it's not Shattercock! Geez. Plus, Dirick gets in touch with his avian side.
In which our adventurers encounter the darkest magic they've ever seen, and Mr. Skittles acts like a total dick.
In which our adventurers return to the village of Jai-Yen and find themselves consumed by the holiday spirit. Decker and Racsan have a little shvitz, and Shattercock and Dirik eat some dope-ass muffins.
In which our adventurers battle an evil demon reverse Santa Claus, Myri strikes out, Grimo and Dirik team up, and Racsan finds his mojo.
In which our adventurers embark on a journey to the citadel to claim their reward, and Grimo makes a horse friend.
In which our adventurers prepare to meet their uncertain future, head on. And Chauncey takes a dump.
Last time, on Twits & Crits, our noble band of adventurers made their way to the western holdfast to rendezvous with Captain Aegis Sniller and collect the reward bounty placed upon the hideous heads of the fugitive Moondog Brothers. Sniller offered the group additional payment to stay and fight the approaching orc army. Two hundred and fifty gold pieces proved a convincing sum, and the group agreed to extend the contract, as willing mercenaries. All relished in their newfound wealth, except for Miri, who received a considerably lesser sum of one hundred and fifty gold pieces, much to his chagrin. For the young halfling Grimo, the companionship of brave war horse Chauncey was payment enough. As the army advanced and the sun set upon our heroes, the very cool Decker procured his metallic wizardry tablet and soothed the tired warriors with a “sweet midi tune.” Now the army approaches and our heroes prepare for one of the most dangerous encounters of their lives...
In which the newly formed orc alliance finds itself on shaky ground, pretty much everybody gets drunk, Dirik fights for control of his army, and Miri gets oddly racist.
In which Racsan makes a new friend, Chauncy reveals many secrets, a new darkness arises, and Decker struggles with his bluest of balls.
In which Horse Lords are summoned, an inconsequential kingdom falls, a bevy of horrible puns are spoken, and old enemies return seeking help.
In which a Parliament of useless animals meets, the kindness of a woman tears a friendship asunder, a strange new ritual is planned, and Decker finally consummates his self-love.
In which a... uh... traditional Gire sock-hop is had, Miri's member is put on display, Grimo has the worst day ever, and an unwanted baby is thrown in a dumpster.
In which a strange new monster appears, a fallen comrade is honored, a special musical guest steals our hearts, and the party finally, FINALLY, sets sail!
In which a most nefarious plot against one of our heroes is hatched, a life-threatening experience shakes Miri to his core, yet another animal sovereign is largely ignored, and Decker finds a strange new dimension of unearthly pleasures.
In which a festival of fleshy delights is discovered, Shattercock introduces us to a strange music called "SKA", a tale of a galaxy far far away is recounted, and our heroes find themselves on uneasy ground.
This is it! The stunning conclusion to our heroes' first adventure, in which they engage in fisticuffs with an angry Sea-squatch, a fiery quest is undertaken, a familiar face from the past returns with violent intent, and Racsan's brain gets damaged. Well... more damaged.