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Fags, Shags and Kebabs

In Runcorn there are two nearby pubs: the Mayhew where friends Janet, Donna, & Louise drink; and the Archer, where friends Jonny & Gaz drink. When Donna mentions to Janet that she's looking for a boyfriend, Janet gets her boyfriend Jonny to persuade Gaz to go on a blind date. Despite the misgivings of Donna and her mother Flo, the date in the Mayhew goes well, even after the attentions of Louise who has got a job there as a barmaid, and Jonny, who tries to put a spoke in the wheel of what he sees as a future of joint couple dates. Donna accompanies Gaz back to his bedsit, but her passion is cooled on discovering what he has stacked in his cupboard.

English
  • Originally Aired February 26, 2001
  • Runtime 30 minutes
  • Content Rating United States of America TV-14
  • Network BBC Three
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  • Created March 30, 2013 by
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Name Type Role
Susan Nickson Writer
Roger Ennals Guest Star
Tony Bluto Guest Star
Gareth Carrivick Director