Keitu gets teased for not having any funny, gross or scary movie clips on her phone, and decides to use her programming ability to make the scariest cell-phone video ever. It gets distributed over the InterWeb, and everyone who sees it becomes a jibbering paranoid wreck- including Malice, who decides to destroy the city, believing that everyone is out to get him. T-Man is the only person unaffected, because he's already a paranoid wreck. He manages to break Pax out of the paranoia, and Pax uses a giant inflatable pig filled with Malice's crowd-controlling happy gas to cure the population. Meanwhile, House teams up with Malice's sexy secretary software to stop Malice from blowing up the city.