Veronica can't shake an obsessive, deranged blind date whose romantic gifts include chocolate roses, raw meat and dirty videos of himself. A rival lingerie company comes up with a Valentine's Day gimmick of musical panties that play ""My Funny Valentine"" when you stretch them. Leo suggests to Ronnie that Veronica's Closet should outdo this by putting out candy panties with a heart-shaped surprise in the middle that's ""a little snackage for your package."" Josh suffers anxiety attacks when Chloe springs the news on him that her father is entering the witness protection program and their marriage will have to take place within two months. Veronica finds a nest with a pigeon's egg outside her window ledge and brings it inside. Olive flips out when she sees Ronnie touching an unhatched egg and makes herself surrogate mother to save the bird from abandonment. A story on the Internet gives Olive the idea to incubate it in a strange place - between her boobies. The candy panties don't turn out
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eric Weinberg | Writer | ||
| Scott Baio | Guest Star | ||
| Tait Ruppert | Guest Star | ||
| Mike Sikowitz | Executive Producer | ||
| Dana De Vally Piazza | Director |