Ah, the infamous Zergling. Deft in agility, yet ghastly in appearance, these noble creatures anchor one of the most unspeakable scenes amongst any modern strategically-based scientific fiction game: StarCraft. Or, as it is known exclusively to the humble coterie of indigenous inhabitants of the township of Upton Snodsbury, a quaint and quiet whistle-stop in England's West Midlands county of Worchestershire, cozily situated just a stone's throw from equally charming historic parish of North Piddle: The Craft of Stars.